Birthday Girl Hayden Panettiere Rocks The Golden Bikini! Ow!
Monday, August 25th, 2008 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
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Hayden celebrated her 19th birthday earlier this month on August 21st, so she's slowly inching away from the Barely Legal Bastardly Category! You go girl!
Here are a couple Hayden posts from over the weekend:
- Dolphin Lover Hayden Panettiere in a Kinky Leopard Print Dress
- Did Hayden Panettiere & Lindsay Lohan Have Lesbian New Years Sex?
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DAYYYYYYUM!
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haha.. I agree!! About the hotness of that bikini, at least!!
I have a feeling this is gonna get many, many comments...
Just you wait!!
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I would lick her and do another things to her the whole night (or day, who knows ?)
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haha LOL I bet you're ugly LOL I bet you can't get no.......
PUSSY , that is!!!!!! LOL!!! Get a life loser LOL
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For her birthday present, I'd let her slob my knob!!!
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she doesnt look that good
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Mighty nice box, so far....
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Stumpy midget but still doable I guess.
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nasty fat stumpy disproportionate ball
i bet Phillip McCracken dreams of licking her pussy
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ew...she's all stumpy and flat-chested like the olympic gymnasts...not cute
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Happy Birthday to her. I hope she had a great one.
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That was pretty cold, dude.
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looks dam hot in that ...it's kind of a Paris Hilton fashion look though.
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You would know faggot
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i wanna slide my python in her cave
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I want to spread her wet creamy tight pussy lips open and stick my tongue deep inside.
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Holy Fuck @ Page 2!
If that doesn't get ya hard, y'ought to have ya cock lopped off.
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Granted, she is a stumpy midget: but I've just pounded six well drinks and also Erin, in the alley, (whore)...so now I feel unashamed to say i would hammer the living shit out of hayden if only to get back at the establishment.
Also, if you're going to pork a midget, who better?
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Her legs are getting fat, but I'd still lick her twat for a couple hours.
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EWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Fatty Von Dyke.
Nasty fat trucker dyke...
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Never get to old for Birthday Hats :P
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She's fatter than Britney and has smaller tits, so it totally mystifies me why she gets positive comments here.
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i bet her text says something like "now that i'm done blowing out the candles... i'm ready to blow something else..."
which is probably birthday money on some new shoes ya fucking pervs...
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nice pecs. i wish mine were as well defined as stumpys are.
although im glad the back of my thighs have substancially LESS cottage cheese.
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LOL Phil! Your hatred against this broad is simply hilarious!
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I think there's a big ol' fat girl instead of this stumpy midget, and she wants to come OUT!!!
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Those thighs are perfect for biting and grabbing.
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19 and already has birthing hips and thighs.
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I'm a thigh guy so hers make me very horny.
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She looks cute. She's built like a gymnast.
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If she were taller will bigger boobs...but her body rocks anyway. Those are what a women's thighs are supposed to look like...not like pipecleaners!
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"with bigger boobs"
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Why is this gnome considered hot in any way? Yuck!
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With that body she should be in Beijing not hanging around in a golden bikini.
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Perfect hat for a stumpy midget. She is not attractive at all.
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Sha-boo-ya!
/she looks HOT in that bikini
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She's going to look like a middle-aged housewife in 5 years. Just watch.
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I would wear her thighs for a hat.
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lawl chuuby midget.
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stumpy fat legged midget. her body is not even good. no tits and fat thick stumpy legs, ass & thighs like tree trunks, an emerging gut with no definition or hint of abs. she is a few cheeseburgers away from being a Jenny Craig spokeswhore.
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i'd grab this teenage bitch backhand her to the floor and start ripping her clothes off her then the fun starts you know the licking sucking feeling and of course the fucking you know you all want to smack her around and rape the piss out of her
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I want her sexy thighs wrapped around my face. I'd lick her pussy until I passed out from exhaustion.
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I have female friend is short as her and she's will 18 in december. and has nice body and ass too
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sorry for typo *will be 18 in dec.
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Did you notice how unhappy she looks in every picture?
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