Breaking!! Jessica Alba Looks Different Than Her Campari Calendar Shoot!
Wednesday, December 10th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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These were snapped as Jessica Alba exited a beauty salon in Hollywood.I don't know why people are making a big deal out of Jessica Alba getting Photo-Chopped to hell for her
2008 Campari Calendar Photo Shoot. After all, isn't this protocol these days in the brutal world of print media? It's the industry's unspoken goal to present unattainable women that don't really exist in the form in which they're presented. If magazines & the like stopped Photoshopping naturally hot women, the world would have far less anorexic chicks, as well as hot women willing to sleep with rich dudes for bigger boobs. Now, we can't have that, can we?
For comparison purposes, here's a pic of Jessica Alba out of her Campari Calendar...
See all the calendar pics & the outtakes from the shoot!Read more in Babes, Bastardly Breaking News!, Jessica Alba, M.I.L.Filicious
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Related in a Scandalous way:
- BREAKING! Jessica Alba & Honor Hit Nat 'n Al in Beverly Hills!
- Breaking! Jessica Alba Needed Change For The Meter! Drinks Fiji Water!
- BREAKING! Jessica Alba & Baby Honor Smile For The Paparazzi!
- Jessica Alba Sat On This Bench While Waiting For The Valet!!!
- BREAKING!! Jessical Alba & Cash Warren BOTH Own Ray-Ban Wayfarers!!
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Breaking news I wanna see:
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That'll be it. Thank you so much. You're so wonderful!
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I have a request.
No nepotism.
And ponies.
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If he can't sort it out, I'll have a look at it... as long as it's not coded in Assembler or some other cryptic shit.
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Do whatever you have to! You're a godsend if you can...
BRING BACK THE TRACKING TAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's "different from" not "different than"... But hey.
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Common is not correct. "Different" is not a comparative or superlative word, so you can't use "than". If it were "differenter than" it could be right, but it's not, so it isn't.
And yes, there's a great big grammar stick lodged in my rectum.
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I bet you never split infinitives, even when doing so would make a better sentence.
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I do when I'm quoting Star Trek: "To boldly go..."
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differenter than? It is MORE different. Buddy13, you failed.
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Fine, you win.
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She looks different, but still insanely beautiful.
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I agree. Yeah she looks different, but a make-up artist/photoshop will do that. She looks natural, less glossy and dolled up, but still very beautiful.
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EVERYONE looks different in real life compared to their photo shoots... but she's still prettier than most people regardless
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She's perfect....i just love her!!...she was amazing before she become the #1 MILF on the planet!!
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she looks better natural than in the photo shoot
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WHO FUCKING CARES. THERE'S FUCKING NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT THIS CUNT. I FUCKING HATE THAT WHORE.
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No, really? I'm shocked, of course she looks different.
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She's the only non-fake beauty on this website.
Well, okay I shouldn't say that. I just finished commenting on Mila Kunis. You couldn't hide the beauty of that face with a paper bag.
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still the hottest chick on the planet!!!!
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CATHY R. (Uncertified Bastard)
WHO FUCKING CARES. THERE'S FUCKING NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT THIS CUNT. I FUCKING HATE THAT WHORE.
im with YOU cathy
uber overrated cunt with her giant egotistical head so far up her ass she'll be giving herself anal herpes with those pustules on her fugly FAKE face
i would love it if someone picked up her baby, hurled ot in her face, then took jes-sucks-everything-for-a-part-in-a-movie's face and smashed it into a brick wal, all the whiole yelling, "you dumb CUNT! you think your the shit, when in reality, your movies are all ABORTIONS, like the one YOU shoulda had instead of pushing out a fugly (it looks like cash, im sorry to say, but at least its lucky enough to NOT be looking like bugged-out-eyeballs and fishy lips with a square jaw mommy. selfish bitch didnt even have a C-section, so now Herpes, OPPS! i mean "HONOR" (OOH GOD, puh LEAZZE!)HAS herpes. dumb bitch.
oh lol, i must mention that i am NOT gay, retarded, stupid, ugly, fat, poor, jealous, etc. ive never thought this hag was anything to look 2X at, and im sticking to my opinion. besides, im a GUY, why would i be jealous of a chick who looks like a 12 year old boy from the waist up and rosie o'donnel from the waist down? and those feet? girls with big feet= big pussy. besides, shes, what? 26?27? she looks like shes almost40!
fuck it, worship your herpes ho. il wait right here lol
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oh yes, and did we all see the pic of her WITH NO MAKEUP??!!!
of COURSE shes airbrushed in a windtunnel!!!! lol, you gotta hide that celulite, the huge ass and make her (well they can TRY to) look young.... i wish someone would throw acid on her face then set her fugly ass on fire. id love to watch that
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