Breaking News! Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom are in Spain!
Monday, June 23rd, 2008 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
Props to VSFAN for the lead!DAMMMMMNNNNN YOU, ORLANDO BLOOM!! YOU SONOFABITCHBASTARDLYWHOREBAG!!
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A poptart???
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
that is one sexy body right there...she looks taller than 5'9''
d55Reply to this Comment
nice
vanos28Reply to this Comment
Shs looks great. I dont like Orlando. I think hes way overrated.
AnnMarieReply to this Comment
i just realised miranda is not that tall. on pic 7 she is next to orlando and he is about a forehead taller than her. foreheads are usually around 2,2 inch for women and 2,5 inches or sometimes even 3 for men (they have bigger heads than women). according to 'how tall' orlando is 5'10,5 so miranda is about 5'8.
vanos28Reply to this Comment
.... or even 5'7,5''
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I think Miranda is around 5'8.5". In this video she says she's 5'10" though.
pstroyerwww.youtube.com/watch?v=VSw3C0pHyhI
But she looks shorter standing next to Adriana and I think Adriana is pretty close to her official 5'10", although possibly closer to 5'9".
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Hahaha I heard Miranda say I am 5'9'' in a youtube interview...she needs to stop lying...what did she do? got taller after 25? She is probably 5'8'' as Adriana is 5'9''. This girl from facebook is 5'10'' solid, and she said even then, modelling agency listed her at 5'11'' right away. Adding an inch seems to be the in thing. Then I should say I am 5'9''!
d55Reply to this Comment
But that would be a lie, d55. Why lie? Are yo so desperate for approval/admiration that you'd lie about your height? How fuckng sad. Who would give a shit anyway? Youre not a model or even remotely famous, so who cares??? Deluded moron! HAHAHAHA!
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Ok, people, I'd like to introduce my new stalker, Aisha. Please give a round of applause to her. Stupid bitch. I thought you were done with me and leaving? You're addicted to me now just like you're to Lima and can't stop talking about her. WHOOT WHOOT
d55Reply to this Comment
So how does pointing out that i dont find Lima at all attractive mean being obsessed with her? Dont make me laugh! You are the one who is scarily obsessed with Lima. Youre fucking sick! And baby you can only wish i was obsessed with you. But alas, i am not. I just find some of the shit that comes out of your mouth fucking retarded, and i point it out. Anyway honey bunny, i really am out for good now. My boyfriend wants to snuggle. Aw, i bet you've forgotten what it feels like. When was the last time you were with a real life man? I'll bet you cant even remember the last time,can you poor thing?! Smell you later.Dont miss me too much,lovely!
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"I really am out for good now. My boyfriend wants to snuggle. Aw, i bet you've forgotten what it feels like. When was the last time you were with a real life man? I'll bet you cant even remember the last time,can you poor thing?! "
Holyshit...how old are you? I know you said you were younger than me but what are you? Like 14-15? That was the lowest post I got from you so far LOL...oh my god...but I believe you can top it off.
yeah, this is the second time you're leaving...you said you were leaving on Lima post but you found me on another post....yeah, you're not obsessed, my ass..LOL
d55Reply to this Comment
don't feed the trolls
pstroyerReply to this Comment
I assume when you mention the word "troll" you are talking about d55. I agree. He thrives on the attention. Dumb fucker needs to be banned.
p.s. Still waiting on those pictures d55. You know, the ones that aren't headless body shots you stole from some poor girl's myspace page.
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Stay on topic people you are all so annoying.
The post is supposed to be about Miranda Kerr nobody cares about your lives.
As pstroyer said "don't feed the trolls".d55 you have stalkers because you respond to them.So please don't play their games and stay on topic.
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+ 1
concubineReply to this Comment
^ that was for pstroyer
concubineReply to this Comment
dude, she says she is 5'9'' in that video...thats the video i was talking about where she says i am 5'9''
d55Reply to this Comment
yea 5'9". That's what I meant lol.
pstroyerReply to this Comment
ah, i am only 5'10"
Blickerfield93277Reply to this Comment
I don't see what is the attraction in Orlando.
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forget that extra inch.. page 5 explains why she is where she is now, & she's not the cookie cutter model either
hulaas for him.. no comment
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DAMN YOU BLOOM!
EvilSamuraiReply to this Comment
she looks better with cloths on. her ass looks meager on page 3....
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
Fungus on Bloom #9. Desenex it homo!
Auntie KristReply to this Comment
She has flawless skin, a beautiful face, and a sexy accent.
Always funny and friendly.
omegaReply to this Comment
Her blue eyes are so brilliant, even from far away. Does anyone know what ethnicity she is?
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I don't like her face too childish looking but great body especially the legs.
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smoking!!!
and Bloom really needs to do something with his hair
jamiesonReply to this Comment
As beautiful as she is it seems like she's a liar just from various interviews
concubineReply to this Comment
Orlando is hot
Miranda is cute
They are a cute couple
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orlando bloom? whoa! that dude is handsome and hot for ladies! miranda is cute!
Blickerfield93277Reply to this Comment
LEGS LEGS LEGS!!! good job out of you mr orlando bloom
Sir Percy of ScandiaReply to this Comment
wtf @pic10-11
d_jologsReply to this Comment
Her face will colapse inward as she ages... She already looks toothless... the shape of her face.. like my grandfather when he had his teeth out... but aside from that she's kind of cute
baciami_ala_modeReply to this Comment
the shape of her face.. like my grandfather when he had his teeth out
LMAO!!!
Sir Percy of ScandiaReply to this Comment
She's flawless.
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"her ass looks meager on page 3...."
which ass...??? Has she one...??? Too thin that girl...no curves, no bust...only nice eyes...
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Picking his feet by the pool. Classy. He hasn't looked good since Lord of the Rings. His hair looks stupid and he looks like a dork.
She's not so great looking in these pics, either. I agree with whoever said she looks better with clothes on.
RhondaReply to this Comment
Orlando gets more pussy than the SPCA...
Danny44Reply to this Comment
she's so beautiful and delicate she looks like a ballerina
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THEY ARE GONNA HAVE THE MOST OVERRATED CHILDREN EVER!
:)
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What do you think, how long they gonny stay together...? Is it really serious this time...?
She has nice eyes (specially with make-up), but she is too thin, that is not sexy any more!!! And she looks like 18…Orlando needs another girl, a girl who cares about him. And he needs a haircur!!! Very often he looks like a homeless…and he does not seem to be very happy. On the most pictures Miranda is smiling (for the paps) and he looks just pissed…
Sorry for my englisch, I am not a native speaker.
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she has the sence to date a hot english lad
chanelleReply to this Comment
Curse you Bloom. Curse you hard.
PeeteeReply to this Comment
Damn, I'm better looking than Bloom
SmackyReply to this Comment
1. She looks better with clothes on.
2. She has the face of a chipmunk.
3. Something's very wrong with the thumb on her right foot.
4. She doesn't have any tits or ass. Orlando must be gay.
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It seems like their dinner was sinterrupted. Sad. Orlando is foogly. Isn't anyone gonna say anything about that honking mole?
jennylaReply to this Comment
I saw nipple - this appeals to my interests.
MeganReply to this Comment
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