Breaking News! Tila Tequila Can Read! *UNCONFIRMED*
Tuesday, December 9th, 2008 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Jackson
These photos were taken while promoting her book, "Hooking Up with Tila Tequila" at Barnes & Noble in Nyc.For crissakes, your name is Tila NGUYEN!!! All you're good for is taking photos in a bikini or other slutty clothing combinations. You should never be allowed to sing, let alone speak outloud in public. You are not an author and stop with this bisexual act. I liked you a lot better when you were doing those Playboy special edition photos/videos. I leave it up to the audience to comment on your big alien head.
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miss tequila can swallow my worm
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I'll never understand the attaction people have for her. But then again, if it has a hole, some dude will fuck it.
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Hobbits can sing?????
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She's no hobbit.
Hobbits have big ugly feet that are covered in hair and live in the Shire. She has tiny little feet that are usually in hooker heels and she lives in L.A.
She's more of a gnome.
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U sure? I read in the Star that she waxes her feet.
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I'm positive.
Besides, there's no such thing as an Asian Hobbit.
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oh, sexy gloves! lol
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She has now ruined Barnes and Nobles for me!
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD
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Don't stank up the B & N, Tila. Come on. People take kids in there. It's Christmas, for heaven's sake.
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TILA IS A FUCKING SLUT. TILA IS A FUCKING CUNT. TILA IS A FUCKING BITCH. TILA IS A FUCKING WHORE. I FUCKING HATE HER. I HOPE SHE GETS GANG RAPED AND DIES FROM AIDS,LIKE SHE FUCKING DESERVES.
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BODY IS KICKEN FACE IS REALLY BAD, LOOKS LIKE SHE SHOULD BE RUNNING DOWN THE STREET SCREAMING GODZILLA IS COMING
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she should write her personal memoirs next...
the book could be called "Nguyen Life with rampant STDs" (enjoying life with stds haha).
opening sentence: "from an early age, I enjoyed poon, dong, and the cream of sum-yung-gai..."
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Thank the Lord that my many sleepless nights spent staring at the ceiling wondering what exactly drives and motivates Tila Tequila will finally come to an end! I will finally have the insight into her complicated psyche that I have always desired...
ps: She is an important reminder of how very dangerous the idea of the MySpace celebrity really is...
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wow someone gave tila tequila a book deal?! i better its one of those captivating reads you just can't put down?! haha.
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You know thinking about it, it could well be but only because the shit in it would be so hilariously bad that it would be enjoyable
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my cock would probably come out of her mouth if I doggystyled her.
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If here eyes were any further apart, she'd look like a cartoon rhino.
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