Bree Olsen @ 2008 FAME Adult Awards
Thursday, June 19th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
And the Wiki says...Bree Olson (born October 7, 1986) is an American pornographic actress and Penthouse Pet.
Olson was born in Houston, Texas[4], and grew up in Woodburn, Indiana. After graduating from Woodlan high school in 2005 she went to Indiana University-Purdue University Fort Wayne where she was a Pre-Medicine Biology major. She was recently signed to Adam & Eve Films for a one year contract starting August 1, 2007.
She has been cited in many web articles that her biggest hero is her grandmother, a concentration camp survivor.
She has been also named Penthouse Pet of the Month for March 2008[3] & appeared as the cover girl of issue 13 of Hustler. (UK Edition March 2008) [Wiki]
























Her head is huge and round.
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I'm sure her grandmother, the concentration camp survivor, is pleased with her efforts to endure what must have been truly awful conditions so her family's legacy could be continued by someone who takes it up the ass for a living. What a waste of academic talent.
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she sure is good at her job tho!!! all a granny would as of her grand child is to be the best that they can be!! geting 500 bucks to do a 30 minute scene sure is good money if you can get it!! i'd certainly plough that this next febuary!!
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I don't get the hype on this one....Kind boring.
500 bucks for 30 minutes...They make far more than that....More like 5000 a scene.....In any event, I can see what Tapper is saying. Sometimes it's better to make less money doing something honorable than to whore yourself out for loads of cash....But I can imagine it can be awful tempting.
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cutest chick in these SLUT awards so far. she looks innocent, but in reality she seen more cock than a chicken farmer...
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This girl has invented holes to stick stuff in....She has draws the line nowhere....That's what turns me off about her the most.....
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kinda destroys the whole package, doesn't it. porn chicks are the least desirable... simply due to the sheer scale of whoredom...
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erm. .what do you mean by that? Does she have some kind of alien hole I've never heard of?
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"After graduating from Woodlan high school in 2005 she went to Indiana University-Purdue University Fort Wayne where she was a Pre-Medicine Biology major".
If she were my daughter I would KILL her.
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Bree Olsen is bad (good)!
/a good actress for a pornstar
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Easting enough man batter to father 8000 children doesn't qualify you as a Pre-Medicine Biology major.....OK maybe it does, but it doesn't get you the degree.
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Loki...That is why I like the women on women only chicks....Cause if they do anything beyond that...It's HOT!
Watching Bree Olsenk, Taylor Rain or Jenna Haze do anything is so boring because there isn't anything they won't do.
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more typos....above *eating*
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She is so fucking hot!!!
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Stupid whore.
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Pie-face.
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I bet she was glad she didn't win Jenna Haze' "Best Anal Starlet", though she is more than qualified.
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She's almost identical to another porn star, Ashlynn Brooke, except for the fact that Ashlynn Brooke is way, way better looking. She just looks like she's from Indiana.
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I admit I would not turn her away if she wanted me.
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Is this the really ugly one from the Olsen triplets?
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hottie! gotta download her pornos! i'm actually commenting here so i remember
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