Brittny Gastineau Wants To Have Career Advancement Sex
Monday, October 27th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

The final line of Brittny Gastineau's Wiki says it all...
Today, Gastineau lives in Los Angeles. She is currently signed to the FORD Modeling Agency where she continues to model and aspires to become an actress. [Wiki]
...Just like 50,000 other really hot chicks.
The 24 year old ex-reality show star turned fashion diva/ FORD model now lives in LA & wants to be a famous actress. I'm pretty sure the likes of David Spade, Pauly Shore & others have gotten a piece w/ the promise that they'll try to get her into the industry.
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She is pretty hot. I've never heard her speak and she probably sounds just as dumb as those Hills whores but, if not, she could be interesting.
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i can't figure her out sometimes, professional slacks with a lace top?
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OK I guess, but can she play football too?
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Busted face. Nice body. That makes her a total brownbagger.
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Pretty girl, but doesn't know how to dress.
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how is she a ford model?
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Ford and other agencies here in the USA are stalking girls with curves to supply the demand of Oprah followers and other complainers to magazines that they should represent the country "norm" then (and I quote) "Skinny little bitches".
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Someone should tell her that she forgot to wear her top to go with those mommy pants. Also I think I wanna motorboat.
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Pic#4 sez it all. Black High waistband pants accompanied by a thick black belt will hide your tummy paunch.
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pretty pretty eyes and hair
not so pretty everything else
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A GOOD CASE OF A CHICK THAT GOT NOTHING WRONG WIT HER BUT STILL AINT GOT IT GOIN ON!!
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