Brooke Hogan @ "Brooke Knows Best" Premiere

Brooke Knows Best Premiere Review
The entire tone of the first episode was set in the first minute where the set-up was Big Poppa Hogan helping his little girl Brooke move into her new apartment - and what are they talking about? The divorce, the infidelities, her brother's car accident and how confusing and upsetting she found all of the drama. Gee, that's a shocker and thanks VH1 for reiterating information that anyone could find out with the click of a mouse or the push of a remote control button. And they don't let it go either! Instead of letting Brooke put a bikini on and head down to the hot sands of South Beach for some tasty boys and even tastier BBQ like she clearly wants, they allowed the Hulkster to stick around for days afterwards to give her self-protection and safe-sex advice, take her house wares shopping at Target, and be a constant downer-reminder of why the hell she wanted to get out of the house and away from her parents to begin with! Source

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Are we sure this bitch is not a dude?...what a fucking ugly hogan!!

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 @ 10:02am
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Hulk, you failed as a father to protect your children. Did you really think your little girl had the talent to become a pop star?

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 @ 10:08am
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Look at that FACE...GOD SHE'S UGLY!!

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 @ 10:10am
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RUMER FTW!!!! at least she's better looking than Bruce Hogan here.

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 @ 10:20am
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Meh.

/she does has some nice legs

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 @ 10:28am
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They'll roll out a red carpet for anything in Hollywood.

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 @ 10:32am
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Aww poor Brooke. She tries. But whats up with those clear stripper shoes??

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 @ 10:45am
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The girl's got like, size 12 feet. They're the only things that fit her and even then...if you look closely, she's busting out of 'em.

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 @ 12:18pm
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Well...She's not the cat's meow, but at least she's not putting her friends in comas with her wicked street racing abilities...Or lack there of.

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 @ 11:23am
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i bet she'd snu-snu you to death or grab you by the hair and masturbate with your face...

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 @ 4:56pm
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She looks like Big Bird on steroids.

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 @ 8:42pm
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