Brooke Hogan Went To The Beach By Herself!
Friday, August 8th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
Photo Credit: BAUER-GRIFFINBrooke Hogan calls press “jerks” for reporting she ditched Nick's brithday
Heres how stupid and inaccurate the media can be…
According to the press I didn't show up to my brothers 18th birthday at the jail.
Lets see…
*hes in jail
*Its an important birthday…the big 18!!!
*I'm only a 4 hour drive to Tampa
*He's the most important thing in my life.
They must have thought I didn't show cause they didn't SEE me.
uhh…there's such thing as a back door you jerks. Source
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how can you be that big and have no butt?
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Really bad genes.
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i don't see why everyone thinks she's ugly, i think she's beautiful and just because she isn't a size zero everyone calls her fat?!
i know if ihad the chnace with her i wouldn't turn it down.
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We are not calling her fat. We are calling her a linebacker.
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Who said she was fat? Her size isn't the problem, it's her indeterminate gender and flat out ugliness.
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awww what a cute post
I agree though I find her very attractive.
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Built like a flat-assed linebacker.
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Her body would be banging if it wasnt for that good 'ol pancake ass, just like mom used to make.
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No pics of her hot room mate, Ashley? WTF?
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I know, her room mate is cute.
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I haven't met any linebackers with titts that nice Honey....
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They really are nicely fake. There's no doubt about that.
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Yea she def paid for them titties.
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Im in awe with this girl, I have never seen a flatter ass in my life. If my ass was that flat I would never wear tight clothes and especially wouldnt wear a bikini.
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For real. If Brooke had an ass, there'd be nothin' you could tell her.
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Hell yeah! Fuck the breast implants...get a 36" ass implant!
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Her ass may not be as big as KiKa's but she has hips/thighs to make up for it, plus a nice rack.
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If her dad had any business sense he would tell her to stop singing and get her and big ass Khloe Kardashian signed on for the next WWE Wrestle Mania.
Hell they could even bring Chyna Doll back and have her manage Brooke and Kims trick ass manage Khloe.
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I would start watching WWE again if this happened.
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The third pic . . . yeesh.
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She looks so old.
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Oh and on picture 7 ass I scrolled down I would have sworn I was looking at the front side of a human being if it wasn't for the tag showing.
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lol, it's so funny how flat she is.
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i would do her just to say i did hulk hogan
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LMFAO...hey brooke, its a little late to start drinking Sprite Zero. shouldve started doing that ALONG time ago.
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She's just not a feminine looking girl, but she sure does try.
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she would definitely be perfect for the wwe
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I'd fuck her like a linebacker! Would that be Gay?
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haha @ having a birthday party in prison...
hope you enjoyed the extra 18 anal rapes that day nick...
oh and p.s. brooke... you ugly
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Take picture 3 for example...remove the big boobs and make her flat as a board. Next, cut her hair shorter, and give it some sort of non-gender-specific style. Lastly, dress her in androgynous clothes, your basic jeans and a t-shirt. (and not tight jeans, just run of the mill jeans) Picture the result in your mind. Does it look like a guy or a girl? Can't tell, can you? Hmm...
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she aint that bad but the girl has no ass
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She is 100% pure ugliness! And her face and boobs are the worst.
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ARGH! DOOM CAN'T PIMP THIS BITCH! SHE HAS A RECEDING ASS LINE! ASS FLAT LIKE FUCKING LUMBER
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD!
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i watched her show once and it was really embarassing. you can easily tell that even her 'friends' dont like her, and THATS bad. like, it doesnt get any lower than that. she seems like a nice girl though, so i actually kind of feel bad for her. i almost want someone to just be nice to her for real, so i can stop feeling so damn bad!
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yeah she don't seem like a bad person, so DOOM would kick it with her!
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Brooke Hogan looks very manly to me. jmo
maybe she should change her name to Butch Hogan.
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ya, and the tits are fake as can be too. i wonder if she admits it, or lies and tries to say she was a late bloomer.
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hulk hogan is much more feminine than brooke
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