Brooke Hogan's Desperate Search For A Career, Part II
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Here's Part One...Here's more about Brooke's new show on VH1:
Brooke Hogan, the 19 year old aspiring pop star who wasn't allowed to date or be alone with a boy due to her strict controlling dad Hulk, is embarking on a whole new world with no rules but her own. She's moving out and renting an apartment in Miami. She's beginning an adult life with many new responsibilities, temptations, and opportunities as she tries to build a career as singer.
This show will follow the formerly sheltered six foot blonde bombshell as she deals with the ins and outs of daily life, the new pressure of managing her career without Mom and Dad, her new relationships, and her adjustment to leaving the family safety net.
We'll meet Brooke's new twentysomething family: her friends, her roommates, her fellow dancers and choreographers and her producers, songwriters and business associates. She'll be living in South Beach and will really explore dating for the first time in her life. Other episodes include Brooke considering getting a tattoo, helping her roommate find guys as a "wingwoman," and dating a guy who is into extreme sports. [VH1]
Well I got to admit she doesn't look half bad on this photos, still it's a lot of woman there....my preferance is more a petite type...but oh well who cares anyway...
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You also have to admit she looks FULL skank.
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I'M NOT SURE WHAT EVERYBODY IS LOOKING AT, BUT I THINK BROOKE LOOKS VERY BEAUTIFUL. THESE PICTURES AREN'T TOO REVEALING, BUT NOT TOO INNOCENT. MY PERSONAL OPINION, SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS. HELL I WOULD BANG HER IN A HEARTBEAT!
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I'M NOT SURE WHAT EVERYBODY IS LOOKING AT, BUT I THINK BROOKE LOOKS VERY BEAUTIFUL. THESE PICTURES AREN'T TOO REVEALING, BUT NOT TOO INNOCENT. MY PERSONAL OPINION, SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS. HELL I WOULD BANG HER IN A HEARTBEAT
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Please, Moe and Jackson, for the love of pete! My eyes are burning!!
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Why all the pictures of this bleach blond plow horse the last couple days?
Did her agent pay someone to get these nasty pictures up here twice a day?
If you want to kill traffic here, why don't you have an all Brook Hogan/Williams sisters day? Maybe readers can send in photos from their favorite zoo baboon house and have a vote which is more attractive.
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aw that was mean
page 3 is not that bad no?
maybe she has like her own little niche of fans
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aw that was mean
page 3 is not that bad no?
maybe she has like her own little niche of fans
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uhh sorry about that didn't mean to double post
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This dude is nothing to look at.
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poor poor brooke.
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She's from the East German weight lifting team.
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... I don't know what it is... but i just don't want to not put my finger, nails or even a dead skin cell on it...
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Why is her foundation like 3 shades lighter than her skin? It's not doing her any favors.
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oh hell naw - i'd be all over this. said it before and ill say it again, dont hate cause im a big guy myself
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O shit - change my mind when i got to page 4
DAMN - looks like her daddy
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lol worse case scenario is if she balds like her dad!
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How is possible to look 40 when you're 19. Does she have progeria?
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14 minutes, 45 seconds and counting, your 15 minutes are almost up Brooke.
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Fabio lightened his hair a bit, no?
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She probably has a penis.
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who the fuck let that off its leash
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Can't she just stop this already? I dont wanna be mean to her (nature already was), but seriously if she keeps on doing these ridiculous photoshoots I won't be that kind anymore...
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I just can't get past the white ass face and tan body... what the hell...
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She's to improve her hair/make-up. Less skank, more natural beauty.
/Where's Stacey/Clinton when you need them?
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*needs
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The sad part is, I'd still do her. I'm embarrassed by my low standards.
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her dad needs to drop his overly protective act bullshit...who the hell is he putting so much restrictions on this girl when he cheated on his wife and is banging his daughter's 19 year old best friend? if i were her, i would have said, "take a look at yourself first before you worry that i will turn out bad"
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she is definitely living her repressed urges and desires as a young girl through whoring it up for the cameras...she should move out to save herself...if my dad did what hers did, i would have never fucking talked to him, let alone tell me how to leave my life
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let alone HAVE* him tell me how to leave my life
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oh my god...fuck me..LIVE*
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Dude looks like a lady.
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I can't help but derive a mean-spirited glee from watching her ongoing unsuccessful attempts at manufacturing an undefined "show biz" career without a modicum of talent. After years of observing the rise of so many corporate creation superstars like Britney, as well as the pathetic actor-turned-singer embarrassments like Lohan and Hillary Duff, I have plenty of venom left for people as entirely unremarkable as Brooke desperately attempting, and failing, to create a superstar persona for themselves without any type of integral talent, either innate or learned. Once her singing fails, she'll likely try acting or yet another reality show, and eventually find herself relegated to hosting some obscure game show or hawking something on QVC, before finally disappearing from the radar.
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that tree is stiff, only due to the law of physics... if it could go limp believe me it "wood"...
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In her desperate attempt to look sexy, all she manages to look is constipated. She's obviously very naive because she believes whomever is telling her she's sexy.
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wow shes the image of her mom
thats not a compliment...
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"...her adjustment to leaving the family safety net."
Give me a fucking break. I doubt she's paying for her apartment, clothes, car, food, managers, agents, etc. out of her own pockets. Daddy is still footing the bill for his precious spawn.
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The only way "bomb shell" and "Brooke Hogan" can be used together in a sentence properly is if someone was describing what hit her busted ass face.
And goddamn with wearing the wrong damn foundation!?!? Even the drag queens have this shit figured out!
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Jesus Christ, the woman doesn't even look like Hulk Hogan anymore, she looks like Greg "The Hammer" Valentine.
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/g/gregvalentine/19.jpg
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why doesnt her face match the rest of her body? Tons of makeup i suppose
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fat hogs that think they are hot always give me a good laugh. Butch Hogan has no clue she is ugly and fat. she is like the blond version of rumer willis---clueless as to how unattractive they are.
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