Candice Swanepoel Brings The Afternoon Links!
Friday, June 13th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson
- Pamela Anderson’s Breasts Invade London [HollywoodTuna]
- CO-ED: Cheerleader Showdown IV [CO-ED Magazine]
- Stifler Fucked Jessica Simpson [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon's Second Wedding Is Canceled [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Alex Curran bikini pics! [Celebslam]
- Animated bastards [The Bastardly Society]
- Sarah Larson visited Christian Audigier's offices [Dlisted]
- Samantha Ronson’s bro says she and Lohan are a cute couple [Celebitchy]
- Ashlee Simpson might be having twins [The Blemish]
- A Grey’s Anatomy insider responds to Katherine Heigl’s diss! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Chi-town MC: Kid Sister [Complex]
- Bewuste voetvervorming [Flabber]
- The Sexiest Woman in Tennis [CityRag]
- Gina-Lisa Lohfink has a sex tape [DerekHail]
- Brad Pitt Not as Deep as We Assumed [Celeb Warship]
- Topless Bathtub Movie Scenes [Unibrow]
- Jessica Biel Wears Little Boy Undies [The Grumpiest]
- Punisher: War Zone Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And of course...
Candice, you are hot and very gorgeous,
but for goodness sake do something new and not the SAME photoshoots over and over
omegaReply to this Comment
Pretty hot lingerie.
#1 hehe yea, the "endless photo shoot". It must be some clothing company she works for that presents their clothes like this?
pstroyerReply to this Comment
She models for barenecessities . com and I think that's where a lot of these pics are from.
HalleryReply to this Comment
Ah. There we go.
pstroyerReply to this Comment
She is the hottest model. my new favorite as of late
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Probably looks great without the make up and lights and clothes and.....
king biscuitwhat was I saying?
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THANK YOU, GOD!!!
DrTentacleReply to this Comment
I swear I feel like she just had sex with me with her eyes... OW!
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I AGREE!!!!! i love this girl. she is a perfect combination of beautiful, cute, innocent, and sexy.
looking at her gets aroused and no model has ever been able to do that me. it must be the way she flirts with the camera and of course her natural beauty!!! we need more candice, come on bastardly!! shes the hottest model out now and i think shes on the rise and will be huge in the near future for the next few years.
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I think she gives Adriana a good run for the money....looks hot.
MundoReply to this Comment
Nowadays sure. In Adriana's prime, not a chance.
pstroyerReply to this Comment
adriana in her prime was my number one, but shes been replaced by candice. adriana doesnt have the same affect on my cock as candice. shhhhh.
candace is perfect
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She's hot. But her face is not stunning. I think her face looks mostly good from the front. As soon as she turns her head she becomes somewhat less attractive.
Like she's been smashed in the face with a frying pan. Her face profile is more slutty than beautiful. I don't like the boring, washed out eye brows and her indented chin.
With that said, I agree she's one of the more promising newcomers. I thought her walk in the VS fashion show last year was very solid and one of the strongest overall. It was a pleasant surprise since many of the other newcomers (Noemie Lenoir, Marisa Miller, Jessica White etc.) failed miserably on the runway. I thought Candice looked pretty fierce.
pstroyerReply to this Comment
Everything about her is stunning to me, including her face..even her side profile. hot hot hot!! I hope she becomes a VS angel, shes hotter than all of the current ones
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I wouldn't mind seeing her as an angel. VS should have picked Candice instead of Marisa IMO.
pstroyerReply to this Comment
I agree.
Anon1Reply to this Comment
"washed out eyebrows"?? wats that supposed to mean? "indented chin"? barely.. and who actually notices something like that?
And she looks no where near slutty. she has that innocent girl next door look whilst simultaneously being beautiful and sexy. stop trying to look for imperfections, she has none. you know you wouldnt turn her down.
all things aside, she must be great in bed. as someone else said, its like she is having sex with her eyes! damn im getting hard
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She has imperfections. Everyone has.
And no, I wouldn't turn her down. Not for a second.
She's just a little too "mumi-troll" compared to young Adriana. A little too "borderline generic pornstar". Still hot though.
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uhh who cares about Adriana Lima?? she is past her prime. ive moved on from her and found candice and wowza candice is a stunner and im glad i found her. can we stop comparing models?? candice is just as beautiful and sexy to me. she doesnt even look like adriana so why are people comparing the two? candice is hot just the way she is and she is her own person, not adriana.
Candice is the hottest model out there IMHO. good masturbation material
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Stop comparing models? Nah, it's one of the main reasons I come to this site. I don't come here to masturbate.
I'll always be comparing models. First it was Cindy Crawford for me. Then she grew old and I started looking for a new model muse. Then everyone got compared to Cindy until I found Adriana Lima and thought she was a worthy successor. If I'm gonna find a new model muse, she'll get compared to Cindy and Adriana in their primes. I'm trying to find out if Candice is a worthy successor to Adriana, but I'm starting to believe she's not. Unfortunately.
I do have my eyes set on another young model though. I think she has a lot of potential. She's still too young though so I'll give her a few more years before deciding.
pstroyerReply to this Comment
Who's the model? whats her name so i can look her up.. i need some more hotness.
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Can I take two guesses? Caroline Franceschini or Emanuella DePaula?
HalleryReply to this Comment
Yeah Emanuella DePaula!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omegaReply to this Comment
Pstroyer, I am very curious! Who is this young model?
My guess: Thaís Oliveira?
I think she is only 15 years old now and she is already one of my favorite models.
She was only 14 years old and she took the pictures in the link bellow:
http://forum.ryoni.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/52410044/m/80810682
L.e.t.í.c.i.aReply to this Comment
***** she was only 14 years old WHEN she took the pictures in the link bellow:
http://forum.ryoni.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/52410044/m/80810682
L.e.t.í.c.i.aReply to this Comment
She is pretty and she is 16.
In that link you posted they called her the "young version of Adriana"
but in these pics, she looks nothing like Adriana. It was obvious just a good makeup job.
http://www.fashionmodeldirectory.com/models/tha%EDs_oliveira/showphoto/6...
http://www.fashionmodeldirectory.com/models/tha%EDs_oliveira/showphoto/6...
omegaReply to this Comment
WHO IS THE YOUNG MODEL, PSTROYER???? TELL US. WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE SO PICKY (IN A GOOD WAY) AND YOU HAVE GREAT TASTE, SO TELL US... WHO IS THE MODEL YOU HAVE YOUR EYES SET ON? WHICH MODEL WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO MAKE IT ON YOUR SHORT LIST OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN?
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I like them both, but you would have to agree that Adriana's shot has the benefit of MUCH better lighting, and more make up. Adriana has her eyes already made up, they are not finished with Candice.
Anon1Reply to this Comment
So you rate models not only upon looks, but runway walks as well????
omegaReply to this Comment
pstroyer that comment was for you^^^^^^^^^^
wondering if you rated models on their walks as well
and why, does Lima looks so very pale/white in that pic?????
omegaReply to this Comment
she IS stunning:
those eyes are gorgeous and so sultry..everything about them.. the color, shape, expression..so beautiful and sexy. i swear it really is like she is having sex with her eyes, she flirts with the camera soo well. and everything else about her is perfect. i think i like her best with that hair color in the pic.
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Love how sad she looks. Now I'm gonna play my fav. Rachmaninov prelude on my piano,
Pamela Susan Coursonop. 3, nr. 2. I dare you to go listen to it on youtube.com where the master himself plays it. It's a master piece.
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Did you forget your pills for mental illnesses today?
Crazy skeleton lover bitch.
Noboby cares about your life.
Candice looks better as a brunette she is very pretty.
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Forgot.. it's in C sharp minor. Let's see if y'all live through that truly dramatic master piece.
Pamela Susan CoursonReply to this Comment
She looks stunning, but she has done other things, like Guess, Elle, etc.
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you're killing me anon1!!!!!!!!!!! that photo is so fucking hot. she is bloody perfect. i want to lick every inch of her body. and gosh, those shoes are ridiculously hot. i love girls with heels.
this whole photo screams "im ready for you, come fuck me". ah!!!
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wow, what a hot pic!!!!!!
this is my new favorite pic of her!!!!!!
Thanks Anon1
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That body is so adorable!
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Nice eyes by the way.
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Just curious. Do the guys here think Candice looks better with blonde or brunette hair?
HalleryReply to this Comment
is both an option????
she is just one of the few girls that can pull off blonde and brunette.
omegaReply to this Comment
Yes, I agree that she can pull off both and probably redhead as well but do you like one more than the other for her? I like how she switches a lot.
HalleryReply to this Comment
I can't decide, shes just too hot. she was stunning at the VS fashion show as a blonde but she is also gorgeous as a brunette. I think the dark hair looks a little weird on her though because she is kind of too pale for it in that pic but i really like her either way. when i first saw pics of her, she had her natural color which is like a light-medium brown.. i really liked that. but if i HAD to choose, id take the natural brown candice (not dark brown, and not blonde)
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Hallery
I will go with blonde
omegaReply to this Comment
Ok, thanks for your opinion, Omega. I like blonde too but the brunette really brings out her eyes.
HalleryReply to this Comment
this is very true
but in the brunette pic, her skin with that hair color looks so pale
but with the blonde hair, it brings out her tan skin.
it was a toss up between bringing out her eyes or tan.
omegaReply to this Comment
Brunette she looks more interesting and unique blonde is too generic and boring.
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Candice can pull them both off, very well, I find her more sultry, mysterious, and sexy with the darker hair, and she is more of a cute bombshell as a blond.
Anon1Reply to this Comment
I guess you all are too shallow to listen to that really powerful piece.
Pamela Susan CoursonIt's also very sad and you have to be really into music to get it's meaning. I know it's meaning and that's why I can play it.
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Then why not go play it, instead of bothering us, stupid ass?
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^ WTF? dont steal my name. i am the one and only Uncertified Bastard.
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Let's just blame Pam.
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I'm just tryin to show you guys the true meaning of the word: Music.
Pamela Susan CoursonThat, and I'm also tryin to destroy your lives. That piece is about a man who was buried alive. Feel the agony.
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She didn't eat since monday.That's why she is crazier than usual.Poor girl.
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Oh, yes, and play it REALLY loud. Other wise you don't feel all that agony.
Pamela Susan CoursonReply to this Comment
I don't know, she's pretty, pretty hot and VERY alright in my book no matter what her hair color.
MadMaxReply to this Comment
gonna vote yes for brunette and no for not memorizing nor caring to memorize the names of any of these models or whatever they are.
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pstroyer is a loser. i bet hes never gonna get married and have kids. in fact, i bet hes still a virgin.
he'll be 55 years old and still living in his mommas basement wasting his time sitting on his sorry ass looking at pictures of little girls fantasizing about them, picking apart other girls' imperfections, or fighting with ppl who disagree with him about models. his life is all about models, women he will never meet.
by the way pstroyer, you are past your prime. you should be in adult diapers by now because 26 is so god damn old.
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lol true.He is weird.I think he is gay.Heterosexual men aren't picky.
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I think you're the loser here, picking on someone for no reason. Pstroyer is a valuble member of Bastardly and makes the place what it is... I don't know what... but there's something here. Who the fuck are you freakin uncertified bastard coming out of nowhere, leave Pstroyer alone. What!!
jennylaReply to this Comment
She's so pretty and fresh faced but her phtos always looks exactly the same!
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*photos always look*
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beautiful girl
LeniReply to this Comment
I don't get it
concubineReply to this Comment
so fucking true. this pstroyer is a big fat fag.
no straight guy is so worried about models and looks.
and those models dont even know that cock sucker exists...
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I disagree, I think pstroyer is cool, but I will say your name made my laugh on the inside.
concubineReply to this Comment
anyone trying to find imperfections with this girl seriously needs to have their head examined
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i agree with everything pstroyer said
AlinaMariaReply to this Comment
I like her! Gorgeous!
AnnMarieReply to this Comment
I missed the rush, but I think Candice is definitely one of the most alluring models out right now. The body, the eyes, the attitude-she's got it all. Plus, she has a sexy accent;)
oyevayReply to this Comment
Nothing is uglier than nitpicking beauty.
DrTentacleReply to this Comment
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