Caption The First Two, Bitches! (Brooke Hogan in a Bikini Edition)
Friday, March 21st, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

These were snapped in Miami on the set of her reality show, "Brooke Knows Best." When did daddy Hogan change the name of the show?!
Anyway, these are the two captionable (yes, I just pulled that word out of my ass) pics. Have fun!

























shes a fucking Manizon.
Your a fucking Manizon.
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nice... bikini!!!!
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Pic #1 Top: "Raise your hand if you're a dude in a bikini"
Pic #1 Bottom: "Hey look, a dude in a bikini!"
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manizon? ok..... anyways, love the BEACH!!!!!
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fucking hilarious, buffalo butt.
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ha ha ha ha....i get it!!!
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Buffalo Butt for the win!
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both pics
NONE SHALL PASS
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She's looking more and more like Hulk all the time.
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#1 "look it's the short bus! Hey I'm over here! Over here!"
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i would SO crawl all over this chick....... dont hate me - i'm 6'6" @ 260lb
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Buffalo Butt #3, winds hands down. Even when im not drinking, i have always thought BH looked kinda big & dudeish. ya i know its not a word.
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girl in pic #1: "ugh, brooke put your arm down. it smells like canned tamales topped with Secret deodorant..."
guy in pic # 2:"hey,*points at brooke* did I just hear a testicle drop...?" brooke: "no that was just a queef"...*short pause*...*nervous laughter ensures*...
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"Hi-Five!"(Done in a Borat voice)
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Pic 1
brook-
"watch me get that guys number... HEY!!!"
Pic 2
guy-
"you know what dude, you can't have my number. your not fooling anyone man. i could see your adams apple from way over fucking there."
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This is the gayest thing I have ever seen.
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"Hey everybody - I'm pregnant. Who said shemales can't have babies!"
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Pic#1: Raise your hand if you're Sure.
Pic#2: Pull my finger.
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It's a man, baby!
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Pic #1: "Everyone who's sporting some polterwang raise your hand!"
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the girl on 7 is wearing a VS bikini. or so i think.
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She's so frickin' HOT!!!
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god she looks 40, bad
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She's disgusting, nothing else
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Someone quick.. give this girl some ass
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Ive never seen a flatter butt in my life. Hahahaha
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She is fugly, and fat also. She should think seriously about a career change, maybe take up her dads wrestling career..
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Lol hahaha comment 25 & 26
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She might look like an amazone but I find her hot. haha!
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After all, She's part Italian.
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this isn't a caption, but sometimes it looks like her dad is checking her out. Sick.
She's so nasty, I have no words, for once.
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commend #25 an 26 - haha, but u guys are pretty stupid at looking, poor thinking dudes... :]
comment #2 - funny.. lmao
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sorry for double comment, i meant #3, my mistake... good one #3
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me tarzan...
...you jane
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hot man
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butch hogan needs to stay indoors......angelina jolie shes not.
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I would so face Fuc# this stupid bitch and cum down her throat. Then Titty Fuc# her.
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First of all, angelina jolie is no longer hot... Secondly, you throw a paper bag over that face, and you have one fuckable woman.
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