Caption The First Two, Bitches! (Brooke Hogan in a Bikini Edition)


These were snapped in Miami on the set of her reality show, "Brooke Knows Best." When did daddy Hogan change the name of the show?!

Anyway, these are the two captionable (yes, I just pulled that word out of my ass) pics. Have fun!

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38 Scandalous Comments

shes a fucking Manizon.

Your a fucking Manizon.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 4:51pm
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Pic #1 Top: "Raise your hand if you're a dude in a bikini"
Pic #1 Bottom: "Hey look, a dude in a bikini!"

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 4:51pm
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manizon? ok..... anyways, love the BEACH!!!!!

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 4:52pm
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fucking hilarious, buffalo butt.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 4:53pm
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Buffalo Butt for the win!

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 4:54pm
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both pics

NONE SHALL PASS

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 4:58pm
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She's looking more and more like Hulk all the time.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 5:00pm
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#1 "look it's the short bus! Hey I'm over here! Over here!"

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 5:04pm
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i would SO crawl all over this chick....... dont hate me - i'm 6'6" @ 260lb

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 5:34pm
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Buffalo Butt #3, winds hands down. Even when im not drinking, i have always thought BH looked kinda big & dudeish. ya i know its not a word.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 6:18pm
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girl in pic #1: "ugh, brooke put your arm down. it smells like canned tamales topped with Secret deodorant..."

guy in pic # 2:"hey,*points at brooke* did I just hear a testicle drop...?" brooke: "no that was just a queef"...*short pause*...*nervous laughter ensures*...

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 6:46pm
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"Hi-Five!"(Done in a Borat voice)

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 7:06pm
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Pic 1
brook-
"watch me get that guys number... HEY!!!"

Pic 2
guy-
"you know what dude, you can't have my number. your not fooling anyone man. i could see your adams apple from way over fucking there."

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 7:14pm
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This is the gayest thing I have ever seen.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 7:25pm
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"Hey everybody - I'm pregnant. Who said shemales can't have babies!"

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 7:25pm
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Pic#1: Raise your hand if you're Sure.

Pic#2: Pull my finger.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 8:00pm
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It's a man, baby!

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 8:59pm
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Pic #1: "Everyone who's sporting some polterwang raise your hand!"

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 9:10pm
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the girl on 7 is wearing a VS bikini. or so i think.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 9:31pm
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She's so frickin' HOT!!!

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 11:05pm
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Someone quick.. give this girl some ass

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008 @ 3:13am
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Ive never seen a flatter butt in my life. Hahahaha

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008 @ 3:14am
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She is fugly, and fat also. She should think seriously about a career change, maybe take up her dads wrestling career..

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008 @ 12:00pm
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Lol hahaha comment 25 & 26

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008 @ 5:12pm
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She might look like an amazone but I find her hot. haha!

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008 @ 6:36pm
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After all, She's part Italian.

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008 @ 6:38pm
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this isn't a caption, but sometimes it looks like her dad is checking her out. Sick.

She's so nasty, I have no words, for once.

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008 @ 8:50pm
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commend #25 an 26 - haha, but u guys are pretty stupid at looking, poor thinking dudes... :]
comment #2 - funny.. lmao

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008 @ 2:20am
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sorry for double comment, i meant #3, my mistake... good one #3

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008 @ 2:22am
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me tarzan...
...you jane

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 2:04am
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hot man

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 8:21pm
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butch hogan needs to stay indoors......angelina jolie shes not.

Thursday, March 27th, 2008 @ 6:01pm
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I would so face Fuc# this stupid bitch and cum down her throat. Then Titty Fuc# her.

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 @ 2:44pm
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First of all, angelina jolie is no longer hot... Secondly, you throw a paper bag over that face, and you have one fuckable woman.

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 @ 12:27pm
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