Caption These, Bitches!! (Miley Cyrus @ Idol Gives Back 2008 Edition)

"Penis? Ew!"

"Please insert here"

I swallowed it, dad . . . honest! See??

(God, I'm disgusting)!

"They told me my face could stay this way if the wind changed direction and like a fool I didn't believe them!"

^ WTF?!!! ^

(pic 2)
. . . but a little bit got stuck . . .

moe, you just needed to add the sperm drippin from her mouth, like how whats his face does it.

She looks like she just licked up a bunch of coke... that or her tongue is in serious need of cleaning... yuk....

So you mean I have less than four grandparents?

Well, it that's coke, she might not even realize her tongue is hanging out of her face!

*Hey Moe! The link to pic 2 points back to pic 1

@5 RichardD. It was an old wives' tale told to children to stop them from pulling faces.

MY BAD.

Pic #2 is fixed now.

"Ewww! Salty!"

she looks beautiful... pic #2- lol.. thats some nice tongue licking as yuck! lol!

What I was going to write was so inappropriate that instead of writing it I went to the bathroom and plucked out seventeen of my back hairs with an old tweezer I keep at the bottom of the glass where I put my toothbrush. I mean, looking at a picture of Miley Cyrus with her mouth open and her tongue out what else am I supposed to think? Plenty of things, I guess, and the fact that I can't think of anything witty, only pornographic, does not speak highly of my character. That being said, I feel like I should tell you that the caption I was going to write was pretty simple and stupid, along the lines of "Cum in mah mouth," or, "Please cum in mah mouth," or, "I want to taste your cum," or "Give me your cum," or, "Give me your cum," or, "Give me some," or, "Yum, Yum, cum in mah tum," or, "I want ta taste every drop," or, "That was a lot of cum." There was definitely a cum theme to the whole thing.

"And now is the time to announce the winner of the Jizz in Miley's Mouth Contest. The winner is...Seat 378H, Section 46. If you will please stand up, drop your pants, and aim..."

what d'yu call a 14 year old with her mouth open?...

"a redneck sperm bank"

"Miley's attempt at usurping Gene Simmon and his role in KISS was a dismal failure."

The trick is to stay clean and still be fun. I failed.

I'm Miley cyrus, and this is the only way i can get people to like me!

"The VERDICT - Swallower"

"I think I am going to gag, oh no, vomit"

pic 1

"I think I am going to gag, oh no, vomit"

pic 1

see daddy, I told you I swallowed it all.

"Golly jee whiz JerseyDawg! You're love juice IS tasty!"

It's not cum you bastards. I had a glass of milk this morning.

There is nothing less attractive than a gummy smile...not that a 14 year-old should be attractive anyway.

"Look I swallowed it all, I think I have some hair in my teeth though!"

"Look I swallowed it all, I think I have some hair in my teeth though!"

i've seen that tong before...in my bed,OH YEAH!!!

Her tongue looks kind of white in Pic 1, ........ sperm residue???

Cock sucker.

people, grow up!

@ #15 - u r fucking disgusting

She looks like she hung like her inbred dad!

YUCK!

I wouldn't pee in her butt!

"mmmmmmmm...i sure love the taste of your prostate daddy-kins."

*SLUUUUUURRRRP!*

she looks fucking hot

disregard that other shit, dunno what i was on

she is hot, very very hot

oh crap

i will eat grown men's cum and lick their brown shit hole then kiss my dad..."he like's it " says a source

15 OR NOT I WOULD EAT HER ASSHOLE OUT AND SLOBBER IT BACK IN HER THROAT WHILE I JACK OFF TO DANICA PATRICKS 1ST WIN

she opened her mouth for me so i could cum on her face and in here mouth in pic. Pic 2 I told sallow it the cum and suck my cock, so she licked her teeth to make smooth for my dick to fit in her mouth. She was moaning while she was sucking my dick it felt so good and after sucking my cock I fucked her all night long.

"Daddy i swallowed it all see....now can i please have some of your special pudding?"

"Hey, who put sperm in my coffee?"

2nd pic
she really likes something