Caption This, Bitches!! (Adriana Lima Ass Smearer Edition)
Friday, April 4th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Major props to Pstroyer (again)! Here's his note:
I found this picture in an old magazine. It just BEGS for a caption ;)
What I would give to be that guy for just a few minutes… [E-Mail]
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"I love the smell of Adri ass in the morning."
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I don't have a caption, all I want to say is that she is perfect.
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^^^ hahahah, but this is really old.
omegaReply to this Comment
"It really does smell like roses"- Jihadi Guy
"You can tug the knickers aside for a quick peek if you'd like..." - Adri
"Adri, this guy is from the Taliban Rehabilitation Program" - Photog
"I hope I have 50 virgins just like this one when I go to heaven" - Jihadi Guy
"Are these knickers scratch and sniff?" - Jihadi Guy
DonkeyCockReply to this Comment
oh man...her body looks so perfect here...look at that smirk that guy has haha
d55Reply to this Comment
all i can say is WOW
RyaNAKEDReply to this Comment
No caption, because I'm speechless!
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donkey...jihadi guy. nice. lol.
khazak guy: "oh yes. eet's-a niiiiiiice. In khazakstan, i sell her for 2 goats"
damnableReply to this Comment
You can smear makeup on my butt all you want but only Marko will be hittin' this ass in the next decade.
TapperReply to this Comment
Best. Job. Ever.
Bell CurveReply to this Comment
i can`t believe these bitches, can`t they rub cream on their own arse??
NocturnaReply to this Comment
Why should these bitches rub cream when guys can give them cream and they could make a cream pie?
jack.sparrowReply to this Comment
Well, given its the fashion industry.
omegaHe is gay.
It has been said Gay men run the fashion industry, that's why the models look like they do. {Gisele post}
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@13 - So you are saying this guy is taking no enjoyment out of rubbing cream on her butt?
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Dude:
"So I lied and said my partner was called Roberto instead of Roberta - it was totally worth it. Owww!"
Adriana:
king biscuit"Don't you think 3 hours is a bit long to be working on one buttock?"
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"Is that watermelon on you bathing suit or are you just happy to see me?"
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
ACE
omegachances are yes.
Many bastards on here, like you, would take enjoyment in applying cream.
but probably not him.
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Omega - I think when you are passionate about your work you tend to do a better job. I think I would do a better job than this guy here.
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I think he'd have to be gay. Otherwise she wouldn't be in the bathing suit very long. Passionate yet controlled. If you are lusting you cannot be controlled and could not possibly apply make up to Adri without sweating buckets of man lust....Therefore......GAY *two snaps*
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
^ Great point, Richard.
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I want that job! Who do I have to kill for it?
chibchakanReply to this Comment
^ Half a dozen security guards and one gay make-up artist.
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
"No. seriously, Ms. Adri, my hand is stuck. I'm not kidding."
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I would accidentally use superglue instead of lotion
ManoloReply to this Comment
Manolo - That's a great idea!
DonkeyCockReply to this Comment
"The job center weren't lying when they said they had something 'right up my alley' in the career department"
Dope_Boy_FreshReply to this Comment
*POOT*
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"All those years of acting gay have finally paid off. Little does she know that I pulled the anti-wedgie cream out of my pants."
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they are putting make-up on her butt cause she has heavy stretch lines on her behind up to her hips
you should thank photoshop you dont have to see them all the time ;p
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Her reflection in the mirror distorts her face so that it looks just a Bratz doll!
MelodicDeathMetalReply to this Comment
@18 ACE
omegaI agree with you 100%
you should be working on you resume right now!!!!
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I hate that fuckin' tattoo on her ankle. And I wouldn't use my hands applying cream to her ass cheeks. But you guys probably would have guessed that, wouldn't you?
Andre StanderReply to this Comment
Ooooohhhhhhhh GOOOOOOOD!!!I wanna get this job
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# 31.What a hell are you doing here.You must be busy rubbing your MALE friends' asses.
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Her body is just perfect.
L.e.t.í.c.i.aReply to this Comment
Her body is just perfect.
L.e.t.í.c.i.aReply to this Comment
^ Leticia - so true it should be said twice.
@ Omega - Do you think I can just be hired as Adriana's Ass Smearer or is there an apprentice program? I may have to start on a lesser known model and then work my way up to Adriana. I'm willing to do that.
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LMAO....i think its funny as fuck this dude is getting PAID to do this, and theres prolly like a thousand people that visit this site that would PAY to do that shit LMAO
Phillip McCrackenReply to this Comment
nice ass, but why are her legs so poorly photoshopped...
JackReply to this Comment
ACE
just go to work as a makeup artist for VS.
Before the show and all photoshoots, all VS models have to have bronzer and lotion slathered all over them, head to toe.
If you are really good, you could get to "do" more than one angel a day!!
omegaReply to this Comment
earstorm
first, I am a girl dumbass
second, thanks for trying to keep up with me. Why do care what I say.
third, I might be rubbing someone's butt, but that would have to be my long time boyfriend to do that, not some male friend.
forth, get an account, its easier on the site that way.
omegaReply to this Comment
hehahhaha she has got a great ass.
twinkleReply to this Comment
We'll just put a little dab here....hey, why are my pant's moving? I'm gay, what's going on?
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Omega,i didn't mean you.I meant #32
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"that ass is just like a watermelon...sweet, delicious and it'd have me spitting seeds all over the place..."
ninja...Reply to this Comment
OH, SORRY earstorm
omegaI thought you meant #31 which is me.
My bad.
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Can you imagine going to work in the morning and having your boss say ; "Today you have to rub Adriana's ass"
*sigh*
Cherrypie22Reply to this Comment
gay guy
lokiman the cataclysmic bastard"i'm gay, so why do i have a killer boner right now?"
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^^^nice!!
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best job ever
L0rdReply to this Comment
hahha, thats nice, old picture tho, but pretty best job ever for an expert, thats nice, she got a nice ass an body...
Blickerfield93277Reply to this Comment
sorry for double comment but, that guy had best job ever back 2000 or 2001 i believe, thats very nice
Blickerfield93277Reply to this Comment
guy: "putting cream on model's asses "pays the bills" so to speak... but what i really want to do is get an ass wiping position at sir elton john's manor...
ninja...Reply to this Comment
guy: "putting cream on model's asses "pays the bills" so to speak... but what i really want to do is get an ass wiping position at sir elton john's manor...'
ninja...Reply to this Comment
i'm gonna shit on an american today :D
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Yeah, I'm the lucky bastard.
RESPECT BITCHES!!!!!
Phil Lay-She-OhReply to this Comment
pretty old picture, but it looks tight... she got some great body an nice ass, this guy is some professional expert there, cause their job as well... and "pays the bill" lol
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@ #48 - lol
Blickerfield93277Reply to this Comment
InnieBennie, ChilliedBeenie, the spirts are about to speak!
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fart
concubineReply to this Comment
I would dig a pit for her
meaning she better watch her back, cause if I ever meet her in the flesh I'm gonna go 'silence of the lambs' on her ass. I will bang her so hard she will be pulped, then when she is close to death, I will lay her gentle in a freshly dug pit, and weep as I backfill it. I will mourn her for at least a week and then I will move to my next victim.... happy days
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wild ? 2,5....kisses
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that ass is amasing
and surprisingly nicer than mine
LiLLy380Reply to this Comment
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