Caption This, Bitches! (AnnaLynne McCord Shops @ Ikea Edition!)
Tuesday, December 9th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
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Oh yes, AnnaLynne McCord makes another appearance in the Caption This, Bitches! category. Granted, it's not as cool as her putting objects we could compare to cocks in her mouth but she so strategically decided to give us something to work with. Also, it's a change to see AnnaLynne fully clothed since the recent posts were from the 90210 set including her as a hot field hockey player, wearing her polka dot bikini, and who can forget nipple, nipple, nipple! Such a shame that AnnaLynne didn't decide to go to Ikea in some tight stretchy pants... btw, is the 90210 gig not paying enough that she's still shopping at Ikea? I mean, those sluts from The Hills have no acting skills and you see Audrina rolling her Benzo?!?! What the hell gives? Looks like AnnaLynne needs to leak a sextape or pose for Playboy like Kim K. or full on nude pictures like Audrina or hairy bush nudity like Vanessa Hudgens.
"Those tins cans are no match for me!" -Andross
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her: " "oh yeah, grated pepperoni and breastmilk cheese for the first 5 bastards..."
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annalynne: "step-dad likes these, so i'm going to fucking grate them off... oh wait, that'll disappoint step-brother..." *wonk. wonk.. wonk...*
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her: "wait a second... EDIBLE BOOB CAKES... i'm totally a frickin' geenious, duh... like earth to self..."
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her: "Greaters? so they make things GREATER?"
random dude at the shoot: "no they grate cheese..."
her: "oh... so that is why the cheese is so grate."
*bah, doom, pssh*
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You guys should make a movie script.
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sorry but mine are real , check out my profile pic
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"sorry but mine are real , check out my profile pic"
best caption ever... because those graters would reduce the bewb profile substantially...
haha, real? nope the little nipple stumps are trying, but she has to till the soil to make room for new growth...
actually your post makes me sick... are you advocating breast implants?
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Yeah but chanelle, i bet you're a fat pig.
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Those are some saggy tits, and you have cancer growing on them too. Get that massive mole checked. I bet you have a blubber belly to go with those pancakes.
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uuumm, this penis teaser is absolutely crazy. and that's just the way i like it.
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"Come on, vogue....Let your body move to the music..."
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Pic #1: FEMBOTS ATTACK!
Seriously, though, who is the hot friend?
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The first pic is . . . um, interesting . . . but it's obvious she knew there was a photographer nearby.
That aside, she's cute . . . I guess. I doubt "90210" has much life in it beyond its first season.
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Picture 1:
"Why go with breast implants when you can get twin mounted Howitzers!"
Picture 2:
"Nice scarf....AnnaLynne or Arafat...You be the judge!”
Picture 3:
“If you are going to get horrible art work...At least get it half off.”
Picture 4:
“Looks like AnnaLynne is giving out bowl haircuts for Christmas!!!”
Picture 5:
“What you don’t know is that AnneLynne is actually just pinching her friends head.”
Picture 6:
“Reach for the sky!! And keep it there. ”
Pictuer 7:
“Is that a shoping list or her bowling score?”
Picture 8:
“Is that Mario Cantone in the background?”
Picture 9:
“She’s deciding on those Howitizers! Thought into action!”
Picture 10:
“What she doesn’t know is that being high on pot while shopping at Ikea will send you to YUPPY HELL!”
Picture 11:
“When looking for a bra for Howitzers...Never go with glass.”
Picture 12:
“Here AnnaLynne is trying to figure out which “strain” herpes she got from her fellow castmates.”
“How big do you want that cock? THIS BIG!” PS I like her soft grasp and full arm approach.
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Last comment suppose say picture 13
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"Make way for the TITERMINATOR!!"
**bleep, bleep**...Fuck you asshole.
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"She should be at the grocery story picking up chicken stock? Because right now she's just a flash in the pan."
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why are we talking about this girl at all?
yeah she's young and yeah she's hot
but its the same for millions of other girls is it not
get outta here 90210
a bunch of rich white kids doing blow
lets toss her aside unitl she's more significant
like we do when we clean the dryer of lent
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Does anyone know how tall she is?
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too bad she's a lesbian
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lol! Funniest quote of the day.
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"Greeting, male plural pronoun, verb article CANS!"
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Wow, she looks incredible. I never really found her to be very beautiful, but when she looks simple she looks gorgeous. Love it!
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...sorry, i have no witty caption to provide.
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I don't know what it is about her. She's just kind of got that typical flat mundane White girl body. No ass or tits to speak of, but she's just sexy as hell. She's got that dopey kind of look and it's hot.
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She looks goofy and silly. Like Melody from Josie and the Pussycats. I used to hate her but she looks like a sweet girl
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