Caption This, Bitches! (Anne Hathaway Shops @ Whole Foods!)
Friday, October 31st, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

In what some are calling an Oscar caliber performance, Anne Hathaway's new flick is getting very positive reviews...
Anne Hathaway gives a powerful performance in 'Rachel Getting Married'
Samuel Johnson famously remarked that a second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Director Jonathan Demme and screenwriter Jenny Lumet, in their tumultuous and moving Rachel Getting Married, suggest that this saying applies to a first marriage, too, when the bride or groom is the product of a shattered family.
Of course, Rachel Buchman's doting father, Paul ( Bill Irwin), and his second wife, Carol (Baltimore native Anna Deavere Smith), wish great happiness for the bride-to-be (Rosemarie DeWitt). On the eve of her marriage to Sidney (Tunde Adebimpe), they fill their Connecticut home with friends, musicians and musician-friends; after all, Paul is a music industry executive and Sidney a record producer. Working with the peerless cinematographer Declan Quinn (In America, Pride and Glory), Demme directs on his toes, using cameras that follow the action lightly and freely, bringing out the vivid "in the moment" quality of Lumet's bristling script. The movie sets off vibrations as encompassing, delicate and sure as the tones of the omnipresent violinist Zafer Tawil. [Baltimore Sun]

























"So THIS is what happened to my ex-boyfriend's penis! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"It's going to be a long night of anal sex play!!!"
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and when he stuck his dick up my ass.........i went rigid, just like this!
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"I'm Parker Posey for Halloween! This is how Parker Posey buys ginger..Ahhhh!"
"It's pretty sad, when your antics are like narcolepsy to 'in much need of entertainment' grocery store shoppers."
"Dude...That's not just one small ceiling tile...That's one small ceiling tile for mankind......Where are my shoes?"
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"then he stuck it in and my ass made a FLPPPPBBBBBRRRTTTT sound..."
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Anne: "Charades!!!!"
Girl in background: "Your ex getting a bukake in prison?"
Anne: "Correctemundo!"
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