13 Scandalous Comments

"Ummmm...I like me some young fresh meat (to eat)"

Monday, August 11th, 2008 @ 3:34pm
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"I wonder what greasy midgets taste like?"

Monday, August 11th, 2008 @ 3:35pm
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I like Hayden but that made me laugh.

Monday, August 11th, 2008 @ 3:54pm
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k, i'm ready... now put 1 knee over each shoulder...

Monday, August 11th, 2008 @ 3:35pm
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Me next!!!!

Monday, August 11th, 2008 @ 3:41pm
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"How many licks does it take to get to the center of Hayden Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?"
"One", *takes lick*, Two *takes second lick*, owl falls off tree dead.

Monday, August 11th, 2008 @ 3:53pm
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Jewish Ritual Sacrifice

Monday, August 11th, 2008 @ 4:37pm
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"with all the idiots in hollywood. the zombie was confused if this actually counted as brains..."

Monday, August 11th, 2008 @ 5:33pm
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leonard7, I'm going for both knees over the shoulders for my licking snack.

Monday, August 11th, 2008 @ 5:44pm
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hence "1 knee over *each* shoulder"

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008 @ 10:52am
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I'd lick her Cheek too, but it would be the one she sits on

Monday, August 11th, 2008 @ 6:28pm
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Like the Amazon Horny Toad, it has become apparent that licking the skin of Hollywood toad (scientific name: "Hayden Panettierious") renders one incapacitated by uncontrollable hallucinations.

Emmm, trippy! .... Must watch Heroes ... starting to understand meandering plotline ... uh, no, wait I don't understand ... no, wait, I do! ... I ... think... I do... I think therefore I do?? ... Ooooo, is that fudge?

Monday, August 11th, 2008 @ 7:39pm
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