25 Scandalous Comments

"I could only get this much up my butt!! It was so
embarassing!!"

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 10:19am
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Oh come on. this one is too predictable and doesn't invite creativity, though i like the "it was so embarassing" part of the above comment. that made me chuckle.

better "caption this" photo please.

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 10:35am
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"Every time I take a dump it comes out in huge pieces, maybe I should stop eating hamburguers"

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 10:47am
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"He showed it to me and it was this big, he said kiss it and it will grow"!

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 10:51am
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Honestly for my first time it was that big.. I never thought it would fit...

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 10:51am
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When the baby fell out of me into the toilet, it was about this big.

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 10:57am
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"I have got a new chocolate fountain! I'm so excited - I eat all of that hot, yummy chocolate out of a bowl this wide!"

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 10:57am
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I would like to get my boobs this much bigger.

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 11:01am
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"If I could open my moth this wide, I could blow a whale."

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 11:06am
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"I have these tiny hands."
"They're not that tiny..."
"They ARE that tiny. And that Double Cheeseburger at BK... is so big, it's gonna make them look even tinier."
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SltqvE0b9uo]

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 11:12am
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"Tell me the truth. When i do this...does it make me look like a midget?"

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 11:12am
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I was only this big when I was born...that's why I'm a midget now...

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 11:18am
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"Hugh G Rection is about twice as big as this! ANd I love it!"

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 11:28am
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I never know what to do with my hands when I'm acting. Does this look natural?

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 11:41am
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" This is NOT 12 inches dude"

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 12:03pm
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"i managed to fit a whole one in my mouth. it was this long... am i a good girl?"

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 12:05pm
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it looks more like she is doing spirit fingers

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 12:24pm
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I'm HOTT damnit, can't you horndog bastards see that?

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 12:36pm
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digglesworth's schlong was this long - until he pulled off the prosthetic.

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 12:49pm
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ok. i stand corrected. while the predictable captions came out, there were indeed a number of prety funny comments to be had!

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 1:07pm
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"he finished and i only had half a mouth full. i so was pissed, that i grabbed his balls and proceeded to freshly squeeze the rest..."

*ow...er ouch!*

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 1:50pm
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"Honestly, I was just talking about knitting."

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 5:32pm
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"When i grow up i hope to be THIS big!!!!"

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 7:37pm
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I just wanna get laid already! its been 2 days!

Thursday, March 27th, 2008 @ 11:39am
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"He said his penis was this big. It was a lie"

Thursday, March 27th, 2008 @ 12:29pm
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