Caption This, Bitches!! (Jamie-Lynn Spears Edition)

I shouldn't have dropped acid. I shouldn't have dropped acid. I shouldn't have dropped acid. WHAT THE FUCK IS PAPA SMURF DOING IN THE INTERSECTION!!!

I don't have a caption, but I think she is adorable!

I am with Ace

That deer in my headlights got nothing on me.

"I passed my driver license and GED exams, too bad I failed sex education, what did they say about asstinence?"

"look brit! i'm technically driving with a child in my lap and i'm getting away with it... 1-0 bitch"

is....that....a...............cock.......mmmmmmm......cock.

"Why did I let a 39 year old man come inside of me and not press charges?"

oh and let me just say she is anything but adorable. i mean come on! she looks like that douche bag nick carter here... ew.

Meh, I don't think it's funny. Kids having babies isn't funny..

Any woman that looks like she just rolled out of bed and looks that good is adorable in my book. Oh, and I love her glasses!

She's not the only girl who got pregnant at 17 years old.

You need to take a test to be able to drive but any idiot can have a kid.

baby whore

I feel so bad for this girl! She looks like shes 12 yrs old. Her mother is an idiot and her older sister is a fucking psycho.

"Life in the fast lane
Surely make you lose your mind"

"damn, now whats that poking me again?"

"O well, look what pregnancy did for Melissa Joan Hart's career!"

train wreck like her friggin sister

"Even though I'm about to make a left hand turn all I can think about is sucking the come out of Officer Dale's lean, muscular cock."

"OMG! A carcrash. Scientologists have to stop right?"

Wait, what would Britney do? I know... look stupid and drive on.

"god, i REALLY hope that paparazzi gets my media enegagement ring in this photo so people dont call me a dirty little slut anymore, even tho i am"

Take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.... Remember, all I'm offering is the truth, nothing more....

"I wonder if I can get away with using the car-pool lane?"

fugly and pregnat,could be worse?

"Wow, all those losers who post comments at the Bastardly aren't funny or smart and their skill at writing captions if fucking non-existent."

So Ah'm old enough to ba a mama, but not old enough to get an abortion? And folk call ME stupid!

Where
did I
go
wrong
?

jamie lynn spears would adopt that new born baby whore, to a foster home...

She just makes me so very sad...poor lost little girl.

"Watch out!!!, my sister taught me to Drive."

I know it's not Britney, but she seems to be taking the faster road to trainwreckville than her sister ever did.

Altogether now!

Rectus Dominus!
RECTUS DOMINUS!

The harvest shall be good.

lol @ 22

"FUCK......"

"stretch the vag or get a c-sect...wait...doesn't that green light mean something...?"

"he said he was come-ing...who would of thought he meant a sperm shower with heavy leakage...?"

"maybe sis wasn't such a good role model...i hope my baby doesn't look like droopy the dog too..."

OK,she look sooooo YOUNG :O ....like a 12 years old girl

are paparatzis wirth 100 points or only 50