Caption This, Bitches! (Kristin Cavallari @ "Eagle Eye" Premiere)
Friday, September 19th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COMThese were snapped @ Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood.
So, what's this chick doing these days besides sleeping around w/ directors & producers in a desperate attempt to build a career?!
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Related in a Scandalous way:
- Kristin Cavallari was Pretty in Pink @ "Transformers" L.A. Premiere
- Caption This, Bitches!! (Lonely Jessica Simpson Edition)
- Caption This! (Ashley Greene @ "Twilight Saga: Eclipse" L.A. Media Love Fest)
- Hasbeen Tia Carrere @ "Inglourious Basterds" Premiere in L.A.
- Hasbeen Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pictures From Miami Beach!
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If she drops to her knees in that first pic, she's then ready for the audition.
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And that's just the heading on her resume!
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"Casting for the film isn't over until the slut lady sings!"
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She looks very horse-like in that first photo. I see her toes are still uncontrollable.
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"See! There's a 'Caution, Wide Load' sign posted at the back of my throat, so, you know I can take a good pounding from a huge cock. I had that sign installed last year when I used to date the Knicks bench squad."
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"This is what my pussy looks like sideways, minus the teeth."
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"hey, thats a guy dressed up like a sheila!"
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"Heyyy!! Guess who got the gig modeling for that new blow-up doll? Me !!! It looks something like this!"
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"Hi Todd!! Remember me? Ok, ok. Maybe this expression will jog your memory??!!"
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"I sucked your dick, douchebag!!"
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Ouch!!you using your finger or something else?
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Your boner today was sponsored by the letter 'Ahhhhh'.
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Kristin: "You mean, even if I open my mouth like this, it still wouldn't fit in?"
Uncertified Bastard: "Ya goddamn right, bitch!"
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there is something wrong with her feet. her toes are always busting out of the sides of her shoes. it looks disgusting
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"No seriously I really don't have mouth sores! Those are warts!"
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"I'm ready for my money shot, Mr. de Mille."
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This's what I'll look like when I blow you
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