Caption This, Bitches! (Lily Allen Got A Wedgie Edition!)
Monday, December 22nd, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinWell, atleast we know that Lily Allen is wearing panties because we've all seen what it looks like when she's got no panties underneath. All we need now is for Lily to flash us a boob again.























She's cleaning up pretty well.
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She's super cute, actually
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Fucking hippee
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That dress is awful.
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I though this was Kim Kardashian at first!!!
The size of her ass in that first pic!
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Im not sure if i love that dress or hate it. All i know is that Lily does not do it justice.
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lily allen looks great! don't hate. don't hate because you are jealous of her and want what she has!
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Oh please! Dont make me laugh, hahaha. You called Dita Von Teese fat. If that isnt 'hating and being jealous' i dont know what is. Silly troll!
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wait women are allowed to talk directly to men on this site? its not hating or being jealous if its true. dita is fat. lily is cute.
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Oh hell no you didnt! What is your problem?! You have issues. I bet you have erectile disfunction or some shit. Dont be mad at me just because your wife is screwing your boss!
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TWAT was that? i CUNT hear you
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Are you from Afghanistan?!
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i'm from none of you damn business! i will tell you this its a place where women know their damn role
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haha 'he who must not be named' is a total wind-up lol. In other words, that user is pretending/chatting shit to try and get people fired up. I hope you've found it entertaining so far nameless one...
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XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX WRONG! prof. sierrra, little miss know it all couldn't be more wrong! see there is a difference from being smart and thinking you're smart.
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Lily's that that!
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Lily is a talentless, over-privileged, spoilt, chubby troll who spends all her time pretending to be working-class and from a conuncil estate when in reality she grew up in a fuck off mansion with a cleaner. I hate her breed, she's from the peaches geldof school of fame. I don't class her records as music. And she has fat legs.
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oh real nice. show us all how classy you are. talk of her being spoiled, privileged, crap musically and then call out her fat legs. those are something she can't help, unlike your bitch attitude.
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sierra i'm sure you're smart enough to know this was for you!
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lol don't be ridiculous, of course she can help it. It's called exercise and a healthy diet. Fat people are generally fat because they consume more calories than they burn off. Of course we do all have a genetic disposition in regards to our body type, but being overweight is not the same thing. As far as I can tell all she does is sit on her useless ass smoking fags and drinking.
Also please elaborate, how does my pointing out this girls weight insinuate anything to do with my being "classy"? At least attempt to be more articulate or improve your vocabulary if you want to criticise otherwise you risk sounding foolish.
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yes Professor Sierra...but let me ask you this why are you wasting your time here, shouldn't you be off winning the fucking noble prize for being a know it all bitch. so let me ask you this...if lily allen, alicia keys, or whatever 'trunk' leg girl dieted and exercised they could change the make up of their bigger bone structure and the bigger muscles that accompany...bigger bones require bigger muscles, meaning your legs are bigger. my last class ends at 6:45 maybe i can come for your office hours and you can taught me more better words to be articulate like yous?
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haha it's okay to be slow, don't feel resentful.
Lily does not have big bones. Her legs are not big because she has a naturally large frame, she is in fact quite a short, small girl. She carries excess fat on her legs and thus they are not in proportion to the rest of her. I wouldn't say she was fat, but she is overweight and her legs carry the brunt of it. I don't dislike her because of her weight, she annoys me generally. I added the legs comment because it sounded petty and trivial and was funny to me. I was mocking my own dislike for someone I don't really know.
Also,I happen to like Alicia Keys. And her legs are muscular NOT fat so she is poor example for your argument. Lilys legs are fat, there is a difference.
I'm assuming you are proably overweight yourself, but blame it on being 'big-boned'. So naturally you are being very hostile towards my comments - you do whatever makes your chubby ass feel better...
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yeah i'm about as bigged bone as you are 'spanish' aka black irish.
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Lily, Pic 1: "Ooops! You've caught me. This is where I'm pulling my next album from!"
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