Caption This, Bitches!! (Lonely Jessica Simpson Edition)
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
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Wow, it's look like Nick Lachey, before he started opening his mouth and breathing life into his actually opinion of his fiance/not fiance/wife/not wife....Now just breath in and out.
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The blue toy: Help!!
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Oh she won that at six flags, I wonder how. Probably the weiner sucking contest.
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people are such assholes ^^^ they fail to notice or comment on the fact that she actually looks really natural, and extremely lovely.
she's had it rough lately and is lying low like a normal person, rather than being blow-up crazy like Britney or Hohan. so even though I'm not her biggest fan, I won't complain, and she looks great.
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"Yeah, I'm gonna get me some good puppet-loving tonight!"
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I'm gonna take care of his blue-balls. or Who's this dummy next to me Says Oscar the grouch.
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"She's had it rough lately and is lying low like a normal person" - Laying low could also be code words for "Career going nowhere."
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Sweatlana did you see the heading "caption this" It's supposed to be funny.
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Now that the proactiv solution has stopped my puss-filled chin pimples from oozing all over his soft blue fur, he lets me kiss him again! Thank you Pro Activ!
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I've heard of blue balls but Tony Romo isn't looking too good...
She's gotta be one great lay because she's got nothing for brains....
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"Ok, not as cute as Nick was but still not too bad, right?"
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she looks great!!! Go chestica!!!!
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Maybe Poppa Joe's got her doing a "Musical Extravaganza Tour" of all the 6 Flags this summer. That's about where her career is at right about now.
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awww, she is cute!!
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"Yes, my blue toy has an attachable-vibrating strap-on!"
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"He may be blue, but we are like minded & he's hung like a horse!"
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"Why yes, Sesame Street does have a casting couch, Jessica."
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"It's so hard to get a decent date in Hollywood. "
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Wow, they both have the same IQ...
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"I went all the way to Kuwait and won this stuffed toy filled with lube and sex toys"
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oye i've gotta admit she is looking a little haggard in these pictures
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actually I didnt see the "caption this" lol, I'm a lazy bastard sorry...anyway I still think she looks good though. like a healthy, attractive woman.
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i have absolutly nothing witty to say. all i know is i would totally hit that... jessica that is...
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I finally found a man that I'm smarter than... and he's orange, too!
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"What the Jessica doesn't know if that he has 12 inches of blue, cookie powered cock hiding in his pouch."
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Jessica Simpson is a cutie. Seems like a total sweetheart too.
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Hey Jess, I'll give you something big & blue to hug!
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If u listen really good, come really close, you can actually here the poor thing scream *help*
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JESSICA IS FUCKING LONELY,BECAUSE SHE'S FUCKING UGLY,BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, AND SHE'S FUCKING FAT,BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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CATHY R IS FUCKING LONELY,BECAUSE SHE'S FUCKING UGLY,BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, AND SHE'S FUCKING FAT,BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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