Caption This, Bitches!! (Paula Abdul & Ryan Seacrest Edition)
Monday, April 7th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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Ryan Seacrest is hot and NOT GAY. You people who say he is are just jealous of him.
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Ryan"will you pretend to marry me so no one will think im gay"
Asshole By NatureReply to this Comment
Paula: "Wanna get drunk tonight?"
MoeReply to this Comment
Paula
"gimme your hand and let me lead you out of this closet"
Ryan
lokiman the cataclysmic bastard"i don't wannnaaaa...."
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Paula says" Here take 2 of the blue pills & make sure you double up on the rubbers when you screw Danny Noreiga." Ryan says" I love those shoes,you're hands are sooooo smoooth what DO you use."
Buck NastyReply to this Comment
Paula: I think he wants me...
Avenging Fist of MediocrityRyan: I so want that dress...
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Ryan isn't wearing lifts, wtf?
Andre StanderReply to this Comment
oh Ryan the things i would do baby ...
NocturnaReply to this Comment
"Paula, I am so glad we didn't wear the same outfit..."
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if he really is gay which i highly doubt,i would shave my head and put a strap on,close enough?the things i would do Ryan...
NocturnaReply to this Comment
"Ryan, FYI Jim Beam and high heels don't mix."
MandingoReply to this Comment
ahh Ryan, he always manages to amuse me
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Paula: Anything yet Ryan?
johnRyan: No I'm sorry Paula, I've got nothing going on downstairs, you still don't look manly enough
Paula: Damnit! HEY RANDY GET ME A BOTTLE OF GIN!
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Paula: "Hold my hand while I take your pulse, you look so pale"
Ryan: "Give me your hand, your drunk and slurring again, I don't want bruises on your ass for our gay sex tape!"
jjmReply to this Comment
Paula: I would fuck you, but you're too old.
Ryan: That's ok, I'm gay anyway!
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CkeskReply to this Comment
I didn't know Sophie Monk was a man.
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ryan rocks!
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