Caption This, Bitches! (Paz Vega Seductively Eats Pasta Edition)

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she isn't paz vega

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 @ 3:43am
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she looks like penelope cruz, but better.

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 @ 3:51am
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Seductively? Are you serious? She needs to learn how to eat pasta properly, not shovel it in.

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 @ 6:57am
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Looks like Olga Kurylenko to me, th gal from Hitman. I don't understand why people stick their tongue out so far when eating; it seems quite commonplace among the Hollywood crowd. It's just not necessary!

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 @ 7:29am
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She is not Paz Vega, I'm spanish, I know her and that girl is not her.

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 @ 8:28am
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Looked at it for a whole minute and couldn't come up with something I truely thought was funny or witty so I'm not going give a caption for fear of tainting my non-existant reputation.

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 @ 8:38am
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I think she tosses salad with that tongue!

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 @ 8:44am
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Isn't that Miley Cyrus? Sure looks like her big mouth in my favorite position: lick-lick mode.

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 @ 10:55am
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naughty girl!!

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 @ 12:25pm
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"damn... i really need to get some glasses. i thought this pasta was a ball sack"

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 @ 12:30pm
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Not PAZ for certain, but she could always pratice her pasta eating skills on my pasta, it is rather good.

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 @ 1:56pm
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"Paz Vega deep throats fettucine! Naughty film at 11!"

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 @ 4:06pm
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She ISN'T Paz Vega!!, she dont even look similar to her :S.

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 @ 6:32pm
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"Chronic eating disorder?"

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 12:33am
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SHE'S NOT PAZ VEGA, DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 8:58am
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