33 Scandalous Comments

"take this $5 and run down to Mickey D's and buy me a happy meal?"

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 11:33am
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could you go ahead and pick up five items from the mcdonald's dollar menu, and then bring it back to me? throw in a milkshake, too.

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 11:36am
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"Whatch-you talking about Willis?!"

"What you mean you want to park my doublewide."

"No Midas didn't put special shocks in help with bumps....Just take the 5 bucks and park my Benz Bitch."

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 11:36am
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$5?!?

I said I'll rock your world for $5K, motherfucker. Don't you know who I am?

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 11:37am
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Here's my money where's the buffet start

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 11:39am
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Have the answer two questions in my mind....
One....Yes that dress could be used as a theatre curtain...
two....No that belt is not 2 light years wide...A popular misconception...it is only 1 light year wide....

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 11:48am
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bubbles got my vote

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 11:52am
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"Gonna take more than $5 for me to eat you out, you fat hoe!"

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 11:54am
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Porky – “Change… Change… But I’m Fabulous”

Da Latino – “Yes Change… Change… 2 Dolla hoe give me my $3 change – & hop your big ass in the back so no one see’s me with you!”

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 12:01pm
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"$5 gets you like a 5second motorboat. tell me when you're ready to dive in..."

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 12:04pm
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how old is she, 21????

and she is already a heifer

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 1:17pm
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Dude: I'll give you 5 bucks for that parachute you're wearing

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 1:22pm
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yo mistah, how much crack can I get for 5$?

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 1:52pm
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HA H AH AH HA H AH AH AH AH AH H AH!!!!!

I laugh at this BEAST!!!!! Went from just CUTE to WTF!!!!!!

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Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 2:04pm
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"got any cheese burgers... look i'm desparate. i'll give you 5 dollas, come on!"

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 2:18pm
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Paco, take my car and get all the Jello Pudding Pops this'll buy you, and then meet me in the lobby.

For real.

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 2:29pm
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I order two double whoppers, a bacon double cheeseburger and a diet coke, give you a twenty. and I only get five dollars back?

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 2:30pm
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What do you mean fifty dollar to make me holler?

All I got is 5 bucks!

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 3:02pm
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#18 Haha! My wife named her chihuahua Paco.

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 3:14pm
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You wanna go and have sex? No? How about 10.000 dollar..?

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 3:21pm
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Whatcha mean I already ate my limit of Jenny Craig today?!

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 4:03pm
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"God im so fat, im thinking of doing the Crack Diet....got some crack?"

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 4:57pm
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woah! she used to be so cute! what happened?! now shes real fuckin scary.

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 5:46pm
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Oh lawd, is that a cheeseburger?

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 6:17pm
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Watch out Man! She will eat you!

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 7:10pm
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Dude: "Five dollars?! Niiiice, this pitcher of kool-aid is really paying off! And the little packets were only three for a dollar!"

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 4:19am
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"What do you mean you want a $5 ride with a tranny?"

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 9:33am
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HEY HEY HEY
Here's 5 bucks
That's all I'll pay!

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 2:02pm
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"You mean I got the role of the Kool-Aid man in his new feature film? Oh lawd!"

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 7:52pm
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