Caption This, Bitches! (Jennifer Love Hewitt Edition)
Monday, April 28th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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"TAKE IT LIKE A MAN... YOU WIMP!!!"
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
Damn shes fugly w/o makeup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lol...
Larry B.Reply to this Comment
"I already fucked up my own ass by eating time for me to fuck urs sweety"
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My fat thighs are like foreskin for my emerging penis.
damnableReply to this Comment
naughty naughty jennifah!!
rohanpogiReply to this Comment
Love said
Let the music play
He won't get away
Just keep the groove
And then he'll come back to you again
(Let it play)
Let the music play
He won't get away
This groove he can't ignore
He won't leave you anymore
No, no, no
Guess he's discovered
We are truly lovers
Magic from the very start
'Cause love just kept me groovin'
And he felt me movin'
stole a lyric segment from shannon's let the music play
ha ha... :)
GlimmerReply to this Comment
She is sticking it to the MAN!
Auntie KristReply to this Comment
STRAP ON
STRAP OFF
STRAP ON, STRAP OFF
THE SHOCKER!
The Shocker For Her, now exclusively available from Ronnco in this special TV offer!
Avenging Fist of MediocrityReply to this Comment
This is for making fun of my big ass, time for the DILDO!
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Haven't heard that song in years glimmer! :)
king biscuitReply to this Comment
that was awesome auntie !!! :)
and davige101 doggie style in front of the dog is pretty awesome... ;)
actually she's hinting to him how cool prison is for 'hotties' like him. ;)
yum
GlimmerReply to this Comment
me neither kb... *darn*......
GlimmerReply to this Comment
Dog: Why do they always have to drag me along to their kinky alfresco sessions?
king biscuitReply to this Comment
and indeed that was impressive/Avenging Fist of Mediocrity. :)
GlimmerReply to this Comment
"Doggy Style"
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And this is where one finds the pooper! Get it right next time!
One comment to end them allReply to this Comment
Crap, I thought we ony had to do this at home. The things I'll do to keep a man.
TapperReply to this Comment
come tkae mommies cock
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Stick it in easy, and pull it out greasy.
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it's over. glimmer FTW all the way
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
The Jennifer Love Hewitt Food Chain.
DirtyBastardReply to this Comment
Dog:And she bitches at me for humping her leg.
BTW, I think she looks nicer without makeup.
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Jennifer demonstrates her pitch for a new TV show pilot "The Ass Whisperer".
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"I weigh more, that makes me the man in this relationship."
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jlove: "i'll have your ass looking like goatse's by the end of this walk...bitch..."
ninja...Reply to this Comment
"Top to bottom baby, top to bottom"
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"Bend over, I'll drive"
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What; don't you all do your boyfriend up the ass?
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"Thanks honey, I forgot what ass bones felt like"
magicstickReply to this Comment
"Here honey, let me show you how the girls taught me to make my man scream for joy"
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Jennifer Love-Hewitt gets modeling contract with Snap-On Tools!
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