Caption This, Bitches! (Samantha Ronson Checks Out Lindsay)


I can't believe a video of these two scissoring hasn't leaked yet?! What the fuck?

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How cool would it be to have a real dick so I could split that ass in two?

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 10:14am
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35 DIGS vs 19 HATER ALERTS vs 0 DIRTY ALERTS
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"I can't wait until I get her home alone, riding the other end of my favorite 20 inch dildo"

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 10:23am
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Samantha: "Hey, Michael Lohan! Thanks for the ass you helped make 'cause now I'm making it my bitch!"

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 10:46am
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"She might have no ass, but I have no dick ..."

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 12:55pm
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"I could kiss that ass all night and day"

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 2:07pm
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Wow. That dude is shamelessly checking out her ass.

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 3:40pm
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"Dear God, I'll never ask you for anything else again, if you just give me a big black cock right now"

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 3:48pm
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Freddy Krueger looks like a dyke here.

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 8:32pm
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162 DIGS vs 54 HATER ALERTS vs 0 DIRTY ALERTS
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sam: "can't wait to lick that taint... then we'll watch lifetime."

sam: "oh yeah, i'd totally wreck that... then wash a load of laundry."

lindsay: "how about we scissor then watch oxygen?"

Saturday, December 6th, 2008 @ 6:05am
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435 DIGS vs 59 HATER ALERTS vs 0 DIRTY ALERTS
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Sunday, December 7th, 2008 @ 8:02pm
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162 DIGS vs 54 HATER ALERTS vs 0 DIRTY ALERTS
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sam: *licks lips* "last night's queef tasted like steamed clams! wonder whats on the menu tonight?"

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sam: "i'd like to wear that ass like a beanie... "

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sam: "oh yeah, i'm skipping the pepperonis tonight and going straight for the pastrami. i hope she drags those lips across my face like the shammies in a carwash..."

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sam: "i can't wait till we trade tampons tonight and see who had the heavier flow."

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lindsay: *thinks* "fucking-a i need some cock! it's like i'm engaged to aaron carter with a five inch taint..."

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008 @ 2:45am
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