Carrie Underwood Bikini Pictures!
Friday, July 11th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
God damn, I'm tellin' you, everyone & their mother is in a bikini these days...
Let's recap this week's bikini pictures:
- Tara Reid Busted Stomach Pics Ruin The Long Weekend
- Cheryl Burke - Bikini Pics From Malibu
- Natalia Bush - Bikini Pics in Miami
- Jennifer Lopez Bikini Pictures From Portofino, Italy!
- Caroline D'Amore - Bikini Pics From Malibu
- Gemma Garrett - Bikini Pics From Spain
- Elisabetta Canalis - More Bikini Pics From Miami
- Breaking!! Jim Carey Rocks Jenny McCarthy's Swimsuit!
- Mya Harrison Representin' The "Sistahs in a Bikini" Community
- Beatrice Borromeo Bikini Pictures From Tuscany!
- Jaime Pressly Poolside Bikini Pictures! God Damn!
- Loui Batley of Hollyoaks Does 2009 Bikini Calendar! Ow!
- Funky Looking Brooke Hogan Does A Bikini Photo Shoot
- Jennifer Lopez - More Bikini Pics From Italy
- MILF Rating: Celine Dion Bikini Pictures
- Adele Silva & Verity Rushworth - Bikini Pics From Dubai
- Maria Francisca Perello Bikini Pictures From Mallorca, Spain
- Eva Longoria - Bikini Pics From Italy!
- MILF Rating: Slim-Shady Liv Tyler Bikini Pictures
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Carrie Underwood Lookin' Anorexic @ 2007 American Music Awards
- Idol Ho Katrina Darrell Rocks A Bikini To Win Horndogg Votes!
- Dayum! Sugababes Still Enjoying The Sunny Beaches of Barbados!
- Avril Lavigne Pimps Abbey Dawn's Swim Wear Collection In Malibu!
- Caption This! (Kimberly Walsh Rocks A Zebra Print Bikini!)
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Not the best set of pics
but it looks like she has a nice body
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Hummmm, not much to look at on this pics....but I know she ain't bad...so I'll just leave at that.
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I know. I'm trying to find a better set!
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She has a great bod.
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hot...could do with a bit more boobage though
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nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't really like her body. I think it's because it's the type that with any weight on it will all go to her stomach, I can just tell. She's a complete apple shape.
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I think any woman's body has the potential of going downhill if not taken care of properly, but Carrie obviously takes care of herself. I think she has a hot and healthy looking body. (I'm not trying to start an argument...just making an observation). I really hope she doesn't visit Kellie Pickler's doctor.
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Totally....Kellie was so cute...Now she's the next Dolly Parton.
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It's only fitting, because Dolly is her hero.
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I think I'm thinking of when she first came out and she did have a little bit of weight on her and it was all in her stomach and love handles. She still had skinny legs and no ass. I personally don't like that body type. That's just my opinion. But as long as she keeps not eating, she looks good. Still assless, but good.
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You are tough.
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Yes, I'm a tough cookie...
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Wow..that was bad.... :O)
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Richard - Bad by design.
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Not you, Ace. The Anonymous Black Chick. But I agree with you about Kellie Pickler. I had no idea who she was and then one night I turned on the telly and was flipping around when I had to stop and go back to The Jimmy Kimmel Show, because Kellie Pickler was sitting on the couch, and all I can remember thinking is, Man, she's hot, Oh my God, she is so hot, Wow, who is that, Shit, she's hot. I think she was wearing a short black dress and super high red heels and she had that look on her face, it's hard to describe, some girls have it and some girls don't, it's that look that says, You know you want me and I know you want me but you know you can't have me and you know that there's not a thing you can do about it and it's killing you because I know you think I'm hot and it's true you have no idea how hot I am and you're never going to find out even though you know there is some guy out there who is and you're not going to be that guy so I'm sorry so sorry but what are you going to do that's just the way things are I'm hot and you're not and it's not fair and neither is life and that's why I have this smile on my face which makes you infuriated because it's making you want to slap my face but you would never touch me in that way so just forget it and look at my legs and just think what I would do to you or you to me it doesn't matter it's never going to happen so you might as well change the channel and go to sleep or roll over and try to have sex with your wife while you're eyes are closed and you are thinking of me.
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I don't think Kellie is hot, but I used to think she was cute before she got the implants. Once she got the implants, I was totally turned off. Why do woman mutilate their bodies like that? Is it for self confidence or is it to attract men?
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You got it. To attract men and therefore gain the self-confidence they sorely lack. I'll take an A Cup with Bad Ass Self Confidence over a D Cup with Weak Ass Low Esteem any day of the week. Besides, I am of the school of thought that says boobs are overrated. Face, butt, legs - much more important. But then again, when I was 17 years old the only thing in the world that mattered was a giant pair of pillowy fun bags, so maybe I'm just saying this because I'm older.
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I agree with you. It appears we have the same philosophy when it comes to women.
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Time to hit the cookie jar again....Sometimes we filter our addictions through other means. LOL!
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Meh.
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been waiting for something like this
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stupid tony romo!!! i don't know who dumped who. carrie probably dumped his ass. but still, you could be having that right now and instead you're with jessica simpson??!!?! dummbbbbasssssss
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Carries a really good person, I wish I could say she's hotter physically than Jessica, but she's not.
Though Carrie's very pretty.
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I'm doubtful that Jesus would take her wheel rather than grab her titties. Maybe he had one hand on the wheel and one on her tit, a multi-tasking sort of guy.
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I'd take Jessica Simpson over this any day...curves baby
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I just became very hard.
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I soooo want some of carrie underwood, my only complaint is that the pics are a bit dark and too far away. Now I must go rub one out.
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Average.....boring.....extremely overrated white trash.
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Maybe a little better than average, but I would definitely still pound her brains out.
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she's such a cutie, she keeps in good shape too
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nice...very cute n sexy!!..
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carrie underwood is my favorite country singer, she such a cutie and sexy
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If you'll excuse me, I'll be in my room.
No calls.
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Now is another time that I hate my life
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If this was highschool, she would be the best looking girl on the rugby team. Half insult/half compliment! Well, more insult.
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Hell yes... she is totally hot. Wish for clearer pictures but from what I can see, I really like.
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She's fuckin ugly her and Jessica Simpson can both go fuck off
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She's very beautiful, even without make-up. Cute little figure.
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She has a stiff face that looks very unpleasant.
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She is cute. Kinda thin, though.
(By the way, this is my very first post!)
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she really did completely transform herself after american idol. her face is absolutely gorgeous, and now she has the cutest little body to match. love her
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shes cute, its too bad country music kinda sucks
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shes cute, its too bad country music kinda sucks
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Bitch has no ass.
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