Flashback: Young Christina Aguilera Brings The Afternoon Links!


- Cheryl Tweedy, I Love You Forever [HollywoodTuna]
- RyanAir to Offer Free Blow Jobs [CO-ED Magazine]
- Paz Vega Rocks a Bikini [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Luke Perry Outside The ABC Studios [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Top 10 Best Boobs in Hollywood [Celebslam]
- BBC | Ice Cream: Season 7 Online [Daily Drop]

- Brian Austin Green Is A Loser [Complex]
- Shauna Sand's ravishing perfection [Dlisted]
- Nicole Richie pregnancy rumor [Cele|bitchy]
- Angela Eversole Trades Sex for Gas Card [Bumpshack]
- Elisabetta Gregoraci is Italian [DerekHail]

- Redneck speelt met vuurwerk [Flabber]
- Halle Berry is photo shooting [The Blemish]
- Bush Stimulus Went to Porn [Gone Hollywood]
- Britney Spears Takes Back Adnan! [Celeb Parasite]
- Watermelon May Have Viagra-effect [The Bastardly Society]

- Tara Reid’s Fake Tits Come Out to Party [The Grumpiest]
- The Day The Earth Stood Still Movie Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

And of course...

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38 Scandalous Comments

hot. that is all.

Friday, July 4th, 2008 @ 5:31pm
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she wasn't that hot then..britney was the bomb..but life as bitch and it pays hard....i like cristina a lot more now, she's pretty hot n sexy since all that dirty song n video....and britney..well that's another sad story...

Friday, July 4th, 2008 @ 5:36pm
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Well that was a blast from the past! Christina before the huge veiny tits, the garish makeup, the excess weight, the slutty dress sense, and the hairy husband. She looks so cute and innocent here.

Friday, July 4th, 2008 @ 5:36pm
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A) Since when is a one piece a bikini?
B) BAG is a loser? No shit. HE got stuck in the Marky Mark mold Mark Wahlberg managed to shed.
C) The Day the Earth Stood Still.... I throw up in my mouth a little bit whenever this gets mentioned. I mean, I expect a remake to suck anyway but when you put Keanu Reeves in the leaad then, well... shit, you aren't even trying are you?

Friday, July 4th, 2008 @ 5:41pm
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still ugly...she's always been ugly but she looks very clean here...she got a lot of work done...esp her nose made her face improve a lot...if she wore the same amount of make up (she is still wearing a lot and hooker make up here but these pix are almost like no make up pix compared to how much she wears now), she'd look so much better

Friday, July 4th, 2008 @ 5:45pm
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Shut up you old dried up bitter skank of a hag

Monday, July 28th, 2008 @ 7:27pm
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she looked very cute in "what a girl wants" video...thats the only time she looked good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alwEQVjA6io

Friday, July 4th, 2008 @ 5:46pm
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Ridiculously huge fake tits ruined her. She looks tiny and cute there, now she's just absurd looking. Tiny girls and watermelon tits don't mix.

Friday, July 4th, 2008 @ 6:24pm
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"The Day The Earth Stood Still Movie Trailer"

that shit is a fucking travesty right there.

whats next a fucking remake of 2001?

anyone involved with that movie in anyway shape or form should NEVER be allowed to work in anything related to movies AGAIN....

Friday, July 4th, 2008 @ 6:32pm
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I'm going to spend the 4th watching Punishment Park, the 1971 Peter Watkins agit-prop classic.
And what's the catchphrase of the day?
"Stick 'em up, motherfucker!"
What sounds more American than that?

Friday, July 4th, 2008 @ 7:18pm
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still hot...she's always been hot

Friday, July 4th, 2008 @ 7:46pm
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liked her when she first came out but not now

Friday, July 4th, 2008 @ 9:20pm
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She used to be so beautiful. Now, she looks like a clown.

Friday, July 4th, 2008 @ 10:16pm
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I NEED ADVICE! Who is hotter: Minka Kelly or Camilla Belle?

Friday, July 4th, 2008 @ 11:41pm
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camilla belle. no excessively large chin.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 3:27pm
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Most guys wanna fuck her and then just throw her out, I've heard.
Btw, sometimes I hate that constant slutty expression she has on her face and page 4 is freaky.

Saturday, July 5th, 2008 @ 3:21am
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I thought she was so beautiful back then.

Saturday, July 5th, 2008 @ 5:27am
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SHE NEEDS MY NOSE IN HER ASS

Saturday, July 5th, 2008 @ 7:30am
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The orginal The day the earth stood still was shit. Noone can deny that with the awkward techniques they used back then where such a thing as "tension" or"suspense" didn't seem to exist in movies. But it's a "classic" and it shows what a bunch of brainwashed sheep everyone is when they say shit like "you're ruining a masterpiece". It's only a masterpiece to you since you managed to believe the overrated hype everyone put on the original. Everyone knows that this movie is going to be great, and even if this particular new one isn't, everyone still knows that a story like The day the earth stood still would be phenomenal in this century with the amount of graphics and techniques the movie industry now has available. Seriously. Your all just a bunch of sheep. Think for yourself or at least think of what is common sense before rambling on about something that you only believe because someone else told you so.

Saturday, July 5th, 2008 @ 9:22am
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Tension didn't exist in movies in the 50s? That's a pretty shortsighted and narrow statement. If you think awesome graphics will save this film, then you must not know the story. If you think movies are about awesome graphics, then you are the brainwashed sheep. Great graphics can't even carry a dull video game, much a dull movie (Exhibit A: Speed Racer). Take something for your ADD and read a book.

Besides, all of the computers in California can't make Keanu Reeves act for shit.

Saturday, July 5th, 2008 @ 3:55pm
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Great response.

Due to all that was running through my mind, after reading that, I didn't bother. What you said in one paragraph, would probably have taken me three or four, and I'm not into thesis writing, online, i.e., Patek and d55.

Saturday, July 5th, 2008 @ 9:20pm
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Right on! I agree with Goliano on that being a great response.

Saturday, July 5th, 2008 @ 10:41pm
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Thanks guys. What can I say? You don't screw with Gort!

Sunday, July 6th, 2008 @ 12:13pm
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oooOOOoooh my body's saying lets go
oooOOOoooh but my heart is saying no
if you wanna be w/ me, baby there's a price to pay
i'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way

haha. IMO this was her pinnacle of hotness esp in the come on over video

Saturday, July 5th, 2008 @ 10:42am
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She looks cute here. nothing special but she was cute when she started out. If her nose was smaller she would look a lot better.
I don't like the crappy contacts she wears at times.
She was cute when she started and then went downhill really fast when she went all dirrty.
Never found Britney hot or pretty. she looked liked a blonde Katie Holmes/ lion.

Saturday, July 5th, 2008 @ 11:15am
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My favorite era for her. I would have done so many dirty things to that tight little body.

Saturday, July 5th, 2008 @ 1:43pm
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Once upon a time ...

Saturday, July 5th, 2008 @ 5:39pm
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I prefer durrrty xtina. When she was durrrty, she looked like she was down for ANY THING.

Her virginal days were the times when she would've made out with you then touched your kawk/vanookoo slightly and then when you started stripping and getting into she says "I'm not ready" I FUCKING HATE THAT!

whew. I get pretty heated.

Saturday, July 5th, 2008 @ 11:10pm
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hot... back those days!

Sunday, July 6th, 2008 @ 8:06pm
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She always looks hot! Young, old, doesnt matter. Sexy baby!

Thursday, July 10th, 2008 @ 11:20am
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yes clean man glass free no juicy sea

Saturday, October 18th, 2008 @ 6:41am
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CHRISTINA IS A FUCKING WHORE. CHRISTINA IS A FUCKING SLUT. CHRISTINA IS A FUCKING BITCH. CHRISTINA IS A FUCKING CUNT. I FUCKING HATE CHRISTINA. CHRISTINA DESERVES TO GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS.

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 @ 2:55am
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The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride f*cking with you. F*ck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.
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Saturday, April 25th, 2009 @ 8:24am
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The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride f*cking with you. F*ck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.
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Saturday, April 25th, 2009 @ 8:27am
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The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride f*cking with you. F*ck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.
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Saturday, April 25th, 2009 @ 8:27am
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