Christina Aguilera & Funky Legs @ 'beautyLIGHT' Book Launch
Tuesday, November 11th, 2008 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
These were snapped in Beverly Hills.First off, is she standing in a really odd pose or are her legs really that f'd up?
Anyway, after seeing these pics, I have to admit, I feel kinda sorry for Christina's monkey boy Jordan Bratman. The dude married a pompous monster who happens to cake on way too much makeup, but I guess in exchange for having to deal w/ all the bullshit that comes w/ Christina Aguilera, he gets an endless supply of cash to blow on random shit.
Another possible cause for Christina's obvious f'd up appearance: Her pet monkey might be poisoning her in order to keep her under his control. If you looked like Jordan Bratman and you were married to Christina Aguilera, wouldn't you?!
she's getting worse every day..
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She displays slight disuse atrophy of her vastus medialis oblique fibres, leading the mal-tracking in her right patell-femoral joint. Furthermore coarse internal rotation of the right hip is indicative of poor gluteal function and hence increase in femur internal torsion.
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She has officially been replaced with Lady Gaga.
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i find lady gaga has quite an ugly face, shes always wearing glasses
so when she does take them off she really doesnt look that good
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Come to think of it, I've never really seen her without the glasses on, it's true. Still, imitation is the best form of flattery and it must say good things for her career when Christina is clearly trying to steal her style.
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..gah see thats thing im a christina fan.
i dont think she is "clearly" trying to steal her style
just because she got bangs? You never know how long the ideas have acutally been in someones head. a couple of similarties i guess.
Even lady gaga doesnt think she is (on christinas mtv performance):
A lot of people have been saying that she is copying my style with her new song. I guess it bares somewhat of a resemblance but I wouldn't say she is copying me. This type of dance music is becoming more popular and I don't blame her for wanting to make and perform it. Her performance was great and it's (Keeps Gettin Better) a hot track."
I think lady gaga is gonna be like katy perry she'll a couple of hits
and then people will get annoyed with her.
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what bugs me is how in every close up shot of her face you can see the makeup in her hair. Doesn't she have someone who could touch that up, it looks terrible.
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I think that is her hair and the weave anit working.
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I use to think this chick was the meaning of sexy, but nah, not anymore. Maybe a few more beers and I would reconsidered what I just wrote.
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she? she? surely this is a man right?
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Heres someone who when given their cake plastered it around their face instead of eating it
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Her legs are getting untoned, but the lighting is part of the problem. Here's an easy way to see if there are tones that you can't normally see without crazy filters:
On a laptop, slowly tilt the screen back until you see an almost negative image... the legs look thicker in most of the pictures but not much better!
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xtina is still smoking hot and would still fuck any of you into oblivion, girls included. i bet boning her is like riding a rollercoaster. so hate all you want. i would voluntarily undergo surgery in order to slide my jimjam in her strawberry patch. as a matter of fact, i would fuck anyone right now because i am super horny.
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She once was very hot but idk anymore. I've always thought her face was really pretty underneath the 10 layers of makeup. Her awful looking hair doesn't help. She is going down hill these days. These pics don't help, looks like she's drugged up. Her eyes look weird.
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nothing new. she's alway looked a mess to me. i have never understood the appeal.
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Any more a mess then Britless Spears? Although I still believe (with a 99.9999999% certainty) that all that nonsense with Booby Spears was fabricated for the media.
Give her cred tho; Christina can still blow them away with those 5 octave vocal chords of hers.
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The amount of make-up she wears is a clear indicator of past trauma/abuse. It's like she's wearing a 'mask'. Chances are she's very unhappy with her life right now and is trying to hide her 'true self' from the world.
It's sad, really. I've seen her without the make-up & the hair and the CFM heels. She's a stunning woman. I wish she'd just be herself and not paint herself up like some cheap tartlet.
I do like that shade of lipstick on her, those are interesting shoes and she does have gorgeous eyes. But that doesn't balance out the negatives.
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i agree i think the red lipstick looks really good
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Tina is damaged goods. I kinda like her though. Waaaay too much make-up.
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she looks like a tranny....her face and her style are gross...I think she and her bf match perfectly together
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she looks like that albino character martin short used to play on SCTV, jackie rogers jr.
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remember 1999? when she used to be a skinny hot chick! she peaked at 18 just like brit brit!
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I actually thought she was hotter in the Dirrty era.
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WTF is that?
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HOT. she's STILL on Loving Rich... c om. Did you find that?
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Oh hell, let's be brutally honest here.
Hair is beat.
Face is great.
Legs suck, but diggin' the shoes and
what the fuck is up with that black potato sack?
Jesus wept...
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lol yeah, her legs have always been that fucked up. I always said it but nobody believed me or said i was exaggerating. She is uglyyyyy...face-wise, body-wise.
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She's always had on a ton of makeup. This is nothig new. Christina has always looked like a pornstar because of all the make-up. She's probably insecure and put on all this makeup to feel beautiful.
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by now most people that found her irresistible... should of already fucked or married a woman similar to her...
former whore and hottie, that got knocked up and then tries to act sophisticated...
you are only ex-tina... now get fat and take care of your boring family...
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She looks like as fucked up as Britney.
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I think here she is letting the true beauty of her eyes show. Still wearing tons of make up, but at least acentuating her best feature...finally.
She's always bin bow legged. I kind of think it's kind
cute.
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I'd tear dat azz up!
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she looks like anna nicole smith after she supposedly killed her husband and got crazy.
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