Christina Aguilera Gets Wasted. Baby Max @ Home w/ Huge Moon.

Moon makes me ascarded

HOLD MEEEEEEEE

Yep she sure does look wasted...

who's the old guy? he's hot
she looks fat :(

Speaking of huge moons, she has two orbiting her chest.

neo, you have serious issues... boy, you really must feel bad or somethin..

She is so nasty.
Leave Neo alone Pam. We all have our freak crushes. I don't understand or see anything hot abt the old guy but then again ppl have said the same abt me for liking Benicio Del Toro and Sean Bean. I find them very very hot.

LOL those captions made my day!

I'm beginning to wonder if Christina would ever accept the fact that she's latina not white.

these are some 'classic' christina's drunk or whatever photos i stole from this site whenever. so yep now vs then. ;)

and a couple more for the road... ;)

yep.....I would definetly BANG this broad DRUNK or SOBER!!!!!

Hey, Glim, how do you upload a pic like you do here? :) I've tried but it's complicated :/

wait a second pam i'm gonna try this the easy way..

if this pic shows....

ok pam this shouldn't be complicated. this may the easiest method...

i upload my images to image shack (but hey use whatever you'd like/are comfortable with.i use image shack simply because it was the first i tried and it works ok for me..)

once uploaded there's an option under Embeddable Code/for sites....

copy the info/code that's in the 'sites' box.

then paste that information/code in the bastardly comment box.

and that's it !!! :)

if you have any further questions just ask or pm me whatever.

now throw your images up !!!!

:)

@Flake, I meant that neo geisha has issues because she calls EVERY woman fat, well , allmost every woman. Very annoying.

Btw, Glim, the pic of the thread on this thread is awesome!! :D

I totally just saved that thread pic.

I'm ready for a new look from Christina. Not back to dirrrty, just maybe less Jean Harlow/Marilyn Monroe.

So the old dude looks like he's waiting for sloppy seconds on the MILF train! Hell I would go first and let Monkey Boy have her second! If she can deep throat those fake eyelashes would tickle my belly!!

glad you both liked the pic pam and betty_rocker !!! :)

betty...and by new look...you mean not drunk ??? ;)

Hey, Glim, but what do I do if I go to photobucket?? You know that? :)

Btw, the first pic in comment 11 is very beautiful. Such beautiful hair she has. Love her see through top, also

gotta hand it to homegirl...she did WORK! who cares if she got a shawtay at da house, doesnt mean with all that cheddah she cant go out and get her sip on e'ry once in a while.

who the fuck wears eyelashes like that? well, clearly only one bitch

i bet she's a miserable drunk and blares her own music non-stop...

at least monkey boy will have drunk sex...which probably means pulling dried clumps of make-up from his pubic hair in the morning...

i want to have sex with her so much i would sell evrything i own to just to nail her once and cum all over those tits

Well, I LOVE her fake eyelashes & platinum blonde hair. Makes her look like a true diva ;) And don't you dare call her a garbage.

On a second look, she really looks like garbage. A hooker on the street corner. Fake, fake, fake. Everything about this slut is fake.

shut up pam...8th wonder of the world...you walking lollipop...how do you stand on your feet without falling, pam? i mean it's gotta be pretty hard trying to walk without losing your balance.

d55, I salute you!!! How do you come up with that stuff???
Now, if only you liked me, that dummy wouldn't be destroyed now.
But...clearly some rotten psycho lives in your head.
Get help.

^ LOL...get help? if you were capable of realizing how fucked up you are, "get help" would be the last thing you would tell me...i saw your talking shit on the other post, trying to internet gang-on me with "bunny" LOL...get a better hobby, kido

It's a Latino thing its in her DNA, those girls are hot sexy and like to drink. One of those girls sayings "Why drink if you not going to get fucked up " Makes for hot sex too. HaHaHa

Here's she looks SXY, but as usual , with very much make up

Personally I thought her husband kept her drink all the time so she could keep her beer goggles on while with him & yes I'm a hater cause I aint him. @ Pam that is a sexy pic with nice side boob / bra cup action.

damn spell check "drunk"

Well, I heard it was her brother, it could have been her father or just a bum on the street.

^ u stopped taking your med again, pam? what r u trying to prove? it surely took u a while to find my pic when that shit has been there forever LOL...fucking single digit IQed bitch...what r u trying to prove? that ugly ass x-tina is more attractive than me? LOL...you're in the minority with this one...let's see your pix, shall we?

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/ohmy.jpg

too sexy for ya? whats too sexy for us, exactly? your ugly face? your ugly eyes? your huge head? your no neck? your bag of bones? your non-existent body? your ugly arms? you cant even apply your lipstick correctly...that shit looks like a 4 year old put it on herself LOL then again, you do have the mind of a 4 year old and clearly the motor skills of one, too...LOL

...This certainly makes for entertaining reading!

Pam, where do you live? i think you are extremely poor and think you are so glamorous...which is so sad...look at your hair...holyshit...it looks like the hair of a burned victim...you think you are blonde? i mean, dying your hair from black to blonde with one bottle doesnt make you blonde...if i saw you in the street, i would assume you are one of those mental people that carry their everything in a shopping cart...LOL

...But the picture of Pamela isnt much better either. Although if i had to pick id go for Pamela. At least shes got a fricking sense of humour. d55 is just a flat out bitch.

^ oh my god...you hurt me so bad!!!!!!! how will i pick up the pieces and move on from then on?!!!!!!!! oh the hurt i must endure...one mental patient sticking up for another....good shit LOL

...dont be bitter just because an ill crazy looking pale anorexic with a shitty dye job is hotter than you...Actually, that must sting a bit. Here, have a tissue.

41,
where is your picture? LOL you get on here, thinking you hurt me with your "insults"...LOL I mean, I have become your mission on the bastardly...you do realize you dont mean shit to me, right? i just reply for the fun of it when i am bored and get on here but seeing how you even posted under other's names to make me think your opinions are credible only proves your jealousy...like taking "biteme"'s nickname and so many others...and posting as "bunny"...you constantly do nothing but call me ugly and criticize my looks...do you realize how transparent you're, showing your jealousy? LOL...do you know how many girls like you i deal with in real life? at least, i see them...how about you? i mean, do you honestly think anything you say affects me? do you realize you are a nobody, literally, a nobody, who cant even show her face to me? shit, a nobody who cant even stick to one permanent nickname...LOL...do you get that? i dont think you do because if you had, you would have just shut the fuck up by now. You roam around the bastardly, posting under many many names just to make yourself feel better. This is your way of making yourself feel better. Why so much jealousy? I mean, jesus christ...you are so fucking sad...go lose weight, put on some makeup or whatever the hell you gotta to do to feel like you are a girl instead of being a misreable bitch who is obsessed with me...You made pammy the mentally retarded cry only to kiss her ass right afterwards...not only are you mental, an insecure bitch but also a sad sad person with no personality and character...read this one as many times as needed...maybe then maybe you will go away with whatever dignity you may have left

..I couldnt even be bothered to read all that piece of shit you wrote, so that was a waste of time on your part. Secondly what do i have to do to convince you that i am not 'bunny' or 'biteme' or whoever. Face it d55, NOT EVERYBODY LIKES YOU! Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it! You are such an insanely insecure person, bleating on about how everybodys 'jealous' of you all the time. Now tell me bitch, why the fuck would i be jealous of you? I dont even know you, but from what i have seen you seem like an all round shitty person. Stop acting like an insecure little girl and just learn to love yourself and not care what everybody else thinks.Youre a Scorpio right?

Ok, first of all, the pic was made smaller, and it doesn't look that bad!!!!!

and i quote (#40)

"...it looks like the hair of a burned victim..."

LMFAO!!! that just made my day

Ok, thanks jamieson to take her side. And d55, you know I mean why you don't have that pic as your profile pic. Why is that anyway??

jamieson, what are you?? A fkn d55 suckup?? Pathetic.

i'm not taking sides, i just thought what she said was funny! its just coincidence that it happens to be about you!

i posted my last comment (#50) before i saw #49 - it kinda looks like i'm backing down to pam otherwise.

and Pam, don't try to start nothing, you don't want it with me, believe!!!

I got nothin against you.. but you seem to like d55 better than me.. and what?? Are you a fighter?? I am not tryin to start somethin here, just this is prolly the third time you have laughed at me when people here have said nasty things about me

Moe, why do you even let d55 post on here?? All she ever does is tryin to bring people down, by callin them disgusting names, she is flat out EVIL, you have said that yourself, Moe, that her heart is cold and black, I think many here would just be THRILLED if she got the heck outta here.

D55, GET THIS THROUGH YOUR PEA SIZED WHORE BRAIN! IM NOT PAM OR ANYONE ELSE. I JUST HATE YOUR KNOW IT ALL, SLUT, CUNT, WHORE GUTS! I WILL NEVER TELL YOU WHO I AM! GET OVER YOUR CROSSEYED, COCKEYED, FISH MOUTH, FUCKED UP EGO! DON'T SAY IM PAM AGAIN YOU DUMB WHORE FUCK!

Umm.. bunny? She never said that I was you

i was talking to d55. im only "me, myself and i". im tired of d55 saying im other people. she the one posting as other people to back herself up.

@ #43.. you are very ill.. I know you are constantly sayin nasty things about me, and here you are, tryin to defend me.. this place is full of loonies and if y'all like d55 more than me.. something is very wrong and the only mentally retarded one on here is d55, at least I don't have a black heart like she does, and obviously you @ #43.. you were not helpin me a lot with that comment...

I do remember D55 arguing with somebody a few months ago but I dont remember the persons name and I dont feel like going to the archives. But I bet that person is Bunny now. And I dont think its Omega either.

LOL oh my god...this is soooooooooo lame and pathetic. I come here while studying just to take a 10 min break and see little girls going crazy over me. LOL...holygod...the power of my words. You bitches are foaming at the mouth LOL...It was fun at first being envied and hated by a few teen, extremely insecure bitches with self-esteem and image issues but now, this has become downright sad and misreable..."bunny" and the other bitch that typed above...relax, you are about to rip yourself another asshole...dear god...LOL...you two are the same people...you do nothing but type under many many names, bunny being one of them. You got banned and gee, what a coincidence that you and the bitch that posts under titles show up around the same time...lemme guess why? because you are the same person! once your account got banned by Moe, you no longer could get on the bastardly...also, if you are gonna make me believe you 2 arent the same people, make it seem more realistic...i mean, shit...the moment i talk shit to bitch #2, bunny right away responds...I dont type under other names like you...why would i do that? grow the fuck up... it's YOU who does it...you lie as shit, too...LOL, saying you are not a girl. You are a girl...and let's see:

moejackson.com/node/15494#comment-779836

moejackson.com/2008-bai-ling-is-37-but-has-the-body-of-a-21-year-old-ow-0501

moejackson.com/2008-pregnant-jessica-alba-wears-see-thru-dress-to-mr-chows-0501

moejackson.com/2008-christina-aguilera-brings-the-afternoon-links-0425

moejackson.com/2008-natalie-portmans-new-boyfriend-might-be-gay-0408

shall I post some more? you center your entire life around me...i also like how you showed you post under "albany" to be one of the many names you post under. God, thank you for making me feel so special...here i am minding my own business while you go through all that trouble for me...awwww...you will most likely be banned again...LOL ...say bye bye to the bastardly again. *MUAH* LMAO...you are now on the block list and goven you are a nobody, you no longer will be seen by me...you simply dont exist and dont matter but do keep on tearing yourself apart, trying to get my attention...you no longer wil have my precious time and attention...:( LOL

d55.. your words are just dribble to me.. just so you know, I am not poor, I live in Iceland, a very cool place to live, I have a great family, my ma is the best, and you just picked an unflattering photo of me, it was taken at the middle of the night. Why do you think so highly of yourself?? Something must have happened to you, and that's why you are so angry all of the time. Just try and relax!! It's a great feeling.
Or go to anger management

"D55, GET THIS THROUGH YOUR PEA SIZED WHORE BRAIN! IM NOT PAM OR ANYONE ELSE. I JUST HATE YOUR KNOW IT ALL, SLUT, CUNT, WHORE GUTS! I WILL NEVER TELL YOU WHO I AM! GET OVER YOUR CROSSEYED, COCKEYED, FISH MOUTH, FUCKED UP EGO! DON'T SAY IM PAM AGAIN YOU DUMB WHORE FUCK!"

LMFAO...bitch is having a heart attack and foaming at the mouth

60,
Pam...you are the joke of the entire bastardly community...you are downright crazy and mental...puhlease...i mean god puhlease get lost...you are so fucking sad...i would respect you more if you just fucked off because the more you talk, the deeper you are sinking in...god, like i told you, if i saw you in real life, id just feel sorry for you, thinking you were homeless and but here i am giving you my attention...do feel flattered...and shut up..stop playing doctor with me...you are the last person to do that shit...look at you...god...do i need to say more? LOOK AT YOU

d55. I am no longer anorexic. Why so mean?? All I said is that you are very angry all of the time. I am very gifted, you know?? I was startin playing the piano at early age, I was playin with symphonies at age 11,
I skipped 4 stages, wen't straight to stage 4, music is in my family, I live for music, it is my life. I am not dumb, as you say.

^ here is why you are fucking mental:

you started talking shit about me behind my back out of nowhere earlier today and the moment i respond to you, you start acting like a victim...bitch, you are fucking crazy...i even wished you good luck on your battle with aneroxia and stopped talking shit about you simply because i felt sorry for you...and look at you, now...you're telling your entire life story...cuz you give a fuck about what i think of you...fucking go away...damn psycho

d55 i love it that you take the bait so easily.lol lol lol. wow you have the most over blown ego on here. i feel so sorry for you. you win the prize "queen bitch of the bastardly". you win,you win, uncle. now you are the ruler of the bastardly. still, im not who you think i am and your still a crosseyed-cockeyed fish mouth whore.

I am just tryin to explain myself.

so im blocked, then how come i can still post.LOL LOL LOL

@ #65.. bunny.. just get another email and then you can register again.

yes, the bastardly can block my ip address. so i guess i will barrow other peoples computers, so don't say kissy and good bye just yet. remember there are lots and lots and lot of computers out here. lol lol lol lol lol

<--- eats popcorn, and nudges forward the mud filled blown up kiddies pool into the middle of the ring.

I've got 50c on d55, cause she seems to be the most psycho of the bunch.

Really I don't know either one of y'all and hate having to read through the 20 or so post of y'alls lack luster beef with each other before I get to a post that has to do with the original topic.

Why don't you guys PM each other your disgust for one another or contact HBO if want a public forum cause all this fake Internet Gangsta is really getting old - Hell send each other y'alls address and post the bout on YouTube if HBO won't carry the fight.

BoneCrusher, its all apart of their self-esteem building therapy. Some of them need to vent on here where they feel that their opinions do matter and actually affect someone which helps them to have an emotional relationship with someone, while in real life they are the person that no one takes notice of and have 17 cats. It empowers them and gives them hope to live for the next day. Come on now, let's play our part, support the Bastardly Association for Relationships and Friends (BARFs). Get your BARF ribbon today.

@ Sparks - "have 17 cats" LMAO... Ok... Ok... I'm sorry. Just watched the De La Hoya fight and was upset that this one was better... I got my ribbon on.

LOL, that's ok BC, it's good that you're supporting the BARFers. Now that will be $16.95 plus tax for the ribbon please. :P

@73-74 you two are really funny guys. good to know that you guys are amused at all the crazy stuff going on here. you two are so smart to figure out that we use this site for a life line. my fat assed life is so barren just with my 17 cats to keep me company. thank you for being so understanding about how lonely im. im so glad you found out i love you.

@ #33 - thats actually i would agree... she looks sexy of any type of make up she uses...

bunny the psycho bitch who is obsessed with me...if you read all the links I am about to post, you will see yourself mentioning the whole "no-one" shit LOL...you are the same person as the psycho in the posts below, stalking me EVERYDAY...here is why you were blocked by the bastardly:

moejackson.com/archives/2007/08/02/megan-fox-airport-pictures-bring-the-links

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/29/bastardly-breaking-news-lindsay-lohans-new-flick-earns-13million

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/27/heidi-klum-pictures-from-september-2007-arena-magazine

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/27/sexy-adriana-lima-vs-alessandra-ambrosio-bikini

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/17/pregnant-salma-hayek-found-jeans-that-actually-fit

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/13/amanda-bynes-legs-hairspray-premiere-in-la

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/16/elizabeth-hurley-takes-her-boobies-for-a-walk

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/13/emmanuelle-chriqui-looking-boobilicoius-i-now-pronounce-you-chuck-and-larry-premiere

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/16/guess-the-overexposed-booty

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/17/tara-reid-has-a-mutant-stomach-god-damn

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/13/victoria-beckham-spends-time-w-her-kids

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/13/bastardly-asks-will-victoria-beckham-die-if-she-goes-broke

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/13/rachel-bilson-two-frat-boys

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/12/bastardly-fashion-rating-kendra-wilkinson-the-espys-extreme-2007

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/25/danielle-lloyd-is-a-praticing-christian-aaaw-how-cute

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/16/ugly-angry-cameron-diaz-brings-the-links

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/13/gisele-bundchen-on-the-runway-for-dior-haute-couture-in-paris

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/13/bastardly-fashion-rating-jennifer-love-hewitt

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/13/victoria-beckham-spends-time-w-her-kids

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/17/lisa-rinna-buttas-up-nyc-hairspray-premiere

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/13/taking-pictures-of-coco-ice-t-the-beach-should-be-a-crime

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/16/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-rebekah

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/16/bastardly-booty-rating-kim-kardashian-superstar

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/12/jenna-jameson-brings-the-links

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/13/bastardly-sexiest-2-adriana-lima-appreciation-fortnight-10

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/13/alessandra-ambrosio-brings-the-weekend-links

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/12/britney-spears-smoking-on-her-way-to-hotness

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/13/lily-cole-on-the-runway-for-dior-haute-couture-in-paris

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/13/kim-kardashian-superstar-mercedes-benz-fashion-week-show-miami

moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/17/kim-kardashian-jessica-simpsons-swimwear-fashion

there is like 3 times of this but i just cant go on as this pretty much makes my point...YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH ME BECAUSE YOU ARE SO JEALOUS OF ME. I rest my case, you fucking psycho...you should be in a sanitarium with your hands tied behind you!!!

so now that it is all out there and obvious, you should stop stalking me...you fucking psycho bitch.

70,
oh thanks for that cute little diagnosis of yours on me...how did you come up with it? mind sharing? you dumb ass

67,

http://www.moejackson.com/ignore_user/list

that is how you are blocked...LOL...fucking misreable bitch...and Pam, I am sure you will be happy to know you are on Moe's block list...much love to Moe!

69,
thanks for proving this is your entire life where you have to go and use other computers to get online in order to harrass me...life of a psycho stalker.

moejackson.com/2008-natalie-portmans-new-boyfriend-might-be-gay-0408

LOL "noone" shit again and the whole getting banned crap...albany = bunny = summerb = the bitch that types with titles and many other names...i really would like to see your face right about now LOL...i am sorry but this is just too much of an orgasmic moment for me LOL!!! you've been stalking me for months...you dedicate your life to me...you got banned because of me!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! I really must make you feel like shit with my existence!!!!!!!!!!

moejackson.com/2008-pregnant-jessica-alba-wears-see-thru-dress-to-mr-chows-0501

comment #37 by bunny

"I used to be on here from along time ago. But d55 was such a crazy bitch and giving people a hard time. She complained so much that she got alot of people banned. "

LOL i didnt get anybody banned...you got yourself banned with your stalking me nonstop...here, you are proving you are the same person that was stalking me for months and still you are even a year later! You should never mess with a smart bitch because you will never win...didnt see this one coming, did you? LMAO!

almost a year later:

moejackson.com/node/15494#comment-779836

moejackson.com/2008-bai-ling-is-37-but-has-the-body-of-a-21-year-old-ow-0501

moejackson.com/2008-pregnant-jessica-alba-wears-see-thru-dress-to-mr-chows-0501

moejackson.com/2008-christina-aguilera-brings-the-afternoon-links-0425

moejackson.com/2008-natalie-portmans-new-boyfriend-might-be-gay-0408

same bitch, same "insults" LOL

and then you turn around telling me you dont give a fuck about me at all and say i have a huge ego...how can i not have a huge ego when i see this shit?...LOL..........BITCH, YOU GOT OWNED SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD, BITCH OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I cant stop laughinggggggggggggggg

really i thought i was pwned?

so im on moe's blocked list then why im i still posting? you are really showing me that that you are the hardest bitch on the block. now you are stalking me.

...Look at all the effort she went to, posting all those links and shit. Aw, how sweet and considerate of her! Just goes to show who dosent have a life and who is the real stalker.lol. Miserable bint. And for the last time this is not bunny or biteme or pamela, so think again bith. Aw, does it hurt you to know that more than one person hates your ass? Moe, you need to ban this bitch d55. Look at all the trouble shes causing.

DNFTT D55(DO NOT FEED THE TROlL D55)

I CANNOT have enough of this girl.. she used to be my top idol:

BTW, d55, are you by any chance into S&M ??? My friend thinks you are...

Here is another one...

Blocked I think not. Hah!