Christina Aguilera Out With Monkey Boy in Hollywood
Monday, March 31st, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
As much as you guys don't want to read about naked Jordan Bratman, you're gonna have to...
Aguilera’s antics annoy neighbours
Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman’s late night skinny dipping is reportedly annoying their neighbours.
The couple have allegedly been making “sexy noises” as they frolic in the outdoor swimming pool of their $11.5 million Beverly Hills mansion in Los Angeles.
One neighbour fumed to a magazine, “They don’t just splash around – they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises. We’re happy that they’re happy, but we wish they would keep it down a bit. There are a lot of old people who live around here, and they don’t like noise after the dinner hour.”
However, the neighbour added that Aguilera and Bratman are an improvement on the mansion’s previous owners – Black Sabbath rocker Ozzy Osbourne and his family – who would blast “horrific, ear-splitting rock music” out of their house at all times of the day and night. [Times of India]
See Cameron...Just grab a trowl and cake on some foundation. Christina's got like 1100 pounds of it on.
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
She is so fucking ugly, I hope that her, her pet monkey, and her half ape-spawn just die.
EvilSamuraiReply to this Comment
BTW....I wonder if they have the drain the pool everytime she jumps in....That much make-up cannot be health for a pool filtration system.
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
if her her is blonde my urine is black
AnijkaReply to this Comment
Its like that dude gets uglier by the day.
HoneyReply to this Comment
hahahahahaah. She looks like that six flags guy in those first couple of pics.
damnableReply to this Comment
Wow what the hell happened to her?? She used to be cute. She looks fat, sloppy, bloated and gross now. I know she just had a kid but even before she was preggo she started going downhill. She should dye her hair black/auburn brown again cuz the blondes getting played out.
CourtneyReply to this Comment
this is exactly why she is the ugliest person on my list
d55Reply to this Comment
i mean, there is just nothing right with this girl's looks...she has no shoulders, a huge head, a huge nose that has been toned down, ugly eyebrows, overall ugly face, bald (without that thing on her head), bowlegs that are about to dislocate themselves from her knee joints.
d55Reply to this Comment
and ugly lips...i cant believe i forgot her ugly lips
d55Reply to this Comment
Did she have the doctors cut the kid out of her gut or did it swim down her hoo-haa and stretch it out?
Mike LitorisReply to this Comment
I don't think she has enough makeup on.
Reply to this Comment
Oh how I've missed Hachet-Face... Haven't seen her since Cry Baby came out...
Tray-CReply to this Comment
ok, i guess their neighbors shouldnt be complaing TOO much...i mean, he COULD be throwing his shit at them when they look out towards the MOnkey HOuse.
Phillip McCrackenReply to this Comment
why is her hair like 4 different shades of ugly bleach blonde? tone it down a notch
CaraReply to this Comment
Props McCracken...That was funny.
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
lol, hoo-haa.
SebastianReply to this Comment
HAH! That is one terrible picture. She looks like my grandma. What a mess.
MrPinchyReply to this Comment
I dont think her husband is that bad. But she is ugly and her hips have gotten huge.
Reply to this Comment
These two would make a great comic strip; "Clown face and Monkey Boy."
PaulReply to this Comment
Hey!! She ain't ugly, she's pretty, like in that music video : Beautiful...
Pamela Susan CoursonReply to this Comment
I agree with everything d55 said. Her legs look like gigantic sausage links.
RhondaReply to this Comment
I can just picture all that shit just melting off of her when she was sweating, and pushing the baby out. I think I'd be terrified to see what is going on under there that she has to cover it with so many layers of plaster.
MrPinchyReply to this Comment
I'm really curious what she looks like without all that make up. I actually think it would be a huge improvement. She was really cute when she first came onto the singing scene.
Reply to this Comment
@ 23. She didnt push the baby out..she had a C section and I have a strong feeling she went in there with the ton of makeup still caked on.
HoneyReply to this Comment
i wonder how long it takes for her to get ready...
MoeReply to this Comment
she probably goes to bed with that pile of shit on! Imagine her sheets!
HoneyReply to this Comment
she proves my "she ain't hot" point very regularly. i think shes hideous...
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
ew
MelodicDeathMetalReply to this Comment
hideous ew!
Blickerfield93277Reply to this Comment
I agree with the sausage links post. She has short bowed ugly monkey legs. Shave a chimps legs and they would look just like hers. Then there's her face... small ugly beady eyes that are too close together and that pointy dagger nose. Not to mention the loooong narrow face. Her chinless monkey looks good compared to her.
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