Christina Aguilera's Bastardly Mic Holding Technique
Monday, June 2nd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
Aguilera and Son Look to Rock the VoteIn a public service announcement that will begin airing in two weeks, Christina Aguilera, 27, rocks her infant son, Max Liron Bratman, in a flag, while crooning "America the Beautiful." As the ad closes, Aguilera looks up at the camera and says "It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote."
Aguilera told the Los Angeles Times this week that she didn't think twice about putting her son in the limelight because it's "inevitable that he will be subjected to some amount of press. ... This election in particular is such an exciting and historical one, and so I was proud to have my son and I stand together for such a powerful moment and message in time." Source

























How many pounds of makeup is that?
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Jews and the New World Order.
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oh my god this bitchs face is all wrong. i think she was kind of cute when she first came out but the bitch is just damn ugly now. i bet her son starts crying every time he has to look at her monstrous face. why all the makeup and the WHITE hair? i bet she went into labor with that mask..
Kenny LingisReply to this Comment
what the fuck happened to her?!
MoeReply to this Comment
Jealousy is not good for all you bastards, just admit she is fit and you wish you had a girlfriend/wife that looked like her or that you looked like her yourself because she is HOT!!!
jonreyReply to this Comment
Why are ppl surprised that she looks awful? You should be surprised when she looks decent.
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^^^^^ Haha
They are huge though,
RD_Reply to this Comment
LOL...comment 6 made me laugh...am i the only one who sees all the flaws she has right away? that head is huge combined with her short arms...look at those bowlegs with cankles...she has no shoulders...she looks deformed all around...and dont even get me started on the face and that "hair" she has on that bald head.
d55Reply to this Comment
well at least she has talent. she is one of the only singers who actually has a good voice and i must say her music is original.
Kenny LingisReply to this Comment
^ yep...i think she has the greatest female voice i've ever heard (i barely name someone the greatest) but the bitch be ugly and skanky lol
d55Reply to this Comment
All you black people get off this site. You all look like big turds.
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When she's with her husband, you say he's out of his league.
GolianoWhen she's alone, you dog her out.
Make up your minds, friggin' bastards!
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tittays
Atomic-MulletReply to this Comment
Still hotter (and more talented) then Britless.
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
I don't like her voice she is always scREAMINGGGGGGGGGGGG.Very annoying voice but yes she is more talented than trashy Britney.
Page 4 is so funny she is ugly as hell.The boobs are disgusting.
She is trying too hard.
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wtf? why do people have to judge her & wants her to be perfect! NO ONE IS PERFECT BITCHES! SO STOP WHINING & COMPLAIN " OH SHE'S SO FUCKEN UGLY, SHE'S A SLUT, SHE HAVE SUCH A BIG HEAD" OKAY WHAT EVER YOU DON'T KNOW HER SO STOP TALKING TRASH BITCHES. YOU YOURSELF IS NOT PERFECT.
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ugly
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oh man, what I would give to see these people or their wives who are dissing christinas looks just a few months after having a baby. They look worse on their best day than christina on her worse day. The best part though is u chumps take the time out of your day to write this stuff. Must make them feel better about their own lives. Fact of the matter is christina makes more money with these looks in a day then you losers make in a year. Call her what you will, but the jokes on you. So keep sitting on your loser asses and writing your loser comments, cause its only making her more famous.The girls got more talent in her pinky toe than you got in your whole body. Dont hate her cause she's sucessful.
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ill never understand it. ive always thaught Christina was one of the hottest chics ever, but she looks horrible here. i dont think she has a real face anymore, thats why she has to put that plastic, bright colored one on when she goes out. the more i see her the more im frightened as to whats underneath that. im sure when she was younger she could go without makeup and still be ravishing. but now, i dunno if she could even pass as human. she just doesnt look real anymore....
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God she's so annoying to look at.. the face! the breasts! the legs!
LeemaReply to this Comment
Oh my Christ, she needs to MARINATE in make-up remover before taking a scourer to herself.
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i love how when im not on here all the d55 haters still give he the shit. ha ha ha d55=bitch ha ha ha
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^ yeah, they're psycho, ugly, fat bitches like you.
d55Reply to this Comment
WTF?? HER TITS LOOK LOPSIDED AND HARD AS FUCK
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beautiful!
mismoothReply to this Comment
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