Christina Ricci Went To A Tattoo Parlor!
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Christina Ricci develops a taste for being an action star
“There’s a lot of action and fighting [in the film]. I really got into it. Ever since then I want to be an action star.”
“I’m probably too small to be a reasonable action star. But I can be a spy, because it’s good to be small if you’re a spy. Because I can fit into small spaces.”
“I also want to play a cop. I also wanna have that uniform.” Source
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She's going to give some poor soul a heart attack with all that 'uniform' talk.
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And she's wearing "Havaianas" (Brazil's most popular brand) flip flops...
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Didn't she used to have huge breasts?
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@ 4. Yes, but she had a breast reduction some years ago.
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i'm not sure how any one can wear flip-flops
don't you always feel like they are going to fly off
especially on the stairs
maybe i just have an inordinately shallow gap in between my big toe and second toe
or maybe you have to have that freakish ET second toe that is longer than your big toe to wear them in comfort
i think the New England Journal of Medicine should look into this
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Oh God. her chest looks terrible. And her legs look too big for her top half. But her face is cute. Oh yea and that dress gotta go.
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Well moonface, either show us the fucking tattoo or get the fuck outta here. And breast reduction?? Why???? Those were her only good features! WTF
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She's so awkward looking. At least she's covering her huge forehead..
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She must have had a tatoo on her butt or somewhere around that area, since it's not showing
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I liked her in casper
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she looked her best in casper
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Let me guess...Since the photos are gone....Christina looking like a bobble head?
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fucking copyright holders
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Her Legs are amazing!!! Seriously they are the shit!
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