Cristiano Ronaldo & Temp Girlfriend Nereida Gallardo @ The Beach!
Monday, June 30th, 2008 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
I'd be lying out of my ass if I said I'm not envious of this bastard. Son of a bitch can pretty much have any chick he wants on his balls. Damn him to hell!!Read more in Babes, Bikini Pics, Cristiano Ronaldo, Dudes, Nereida Gallardo, Sports
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i want to marry a soccer player... :)
particularly an italian soccer player
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I want to marry a very talented soccer player,so i can go cheer for himmm!!!
He could be italian,or dutch....hahaha
Ok,the main thing about him has to be: massive skills.
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well hes not italian, hes from portugal idiot
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you're the idiot... i never said he was italian i just said that i wanted to marry a soccer player... particularly an italian one
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Oh Sh!t! Look at Lauren getting Crunk up in here! Check 'Em Lo.
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hahaha you're too funny
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He could def get hotter as she is def not a 10 not even a 9. BUT if i had to guess....this one is a kinky mutherf'er in bed so he's keeping her around for a bit.
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Page #9. Are we sure this guy is straight? He looks like he's off to the gay pride parade. Which is fine, of course. Just saying.
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Damn him?? no Damn her!
She's testing the goods on pic 15.
He's so damn hot. I would'nt want him for a husband but seriously....I would destroy that.
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Photos look good from far, but take a closer look...she`s got fake titties, is bruised up and tattoed like a skank...her face is average..and the tanning will give her leathery skin....he could actually get a beautiful woman, not this slut.
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dink my thoughts exactly but lets not fool ourselves she's pretty BAD and thats in a good way. cristiano ronaldo is a bad azz but i always think of this
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hahahaha!!! dude...
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never thought that crying man could be so sexy :D
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he's damn hot regardless of crying :)
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You know girls love when men cry i don't like him but he looks cute here.
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hahahahhaahahahhahahahahahahahaha
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LMAO...damn....what a bitch.
But I'd still destroy that.
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why was ronaldo out on the water and fernando torres wasn't? oh yeah torres was too busy doing this
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Fernando Torres is waiting for the right girl to come along...That is,me!!!(hopefully...hahaha)
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he is so gorgeous! forget ronaldo! fernando is sexy!!
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ok, so he may very well be the greatest footballer to play the game, but i gotta tell ya, he's got the look of an automatic douchebag.
again, not to take away from his skills on the pitch. he's pretty much without peer, in that regard. but damn man, he looks like one of those douches a BLOTD would have with in any given pic.
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She's one to enjoy in the moment, but certanly not one to keep forever. Learn some new skills using her as the test case, try not to catch anything and move on. There's much better out there for a long-term relationship.
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Footballers get the hottest pieces of ass. I am already teaching my 8 months old to play.
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He's got a thing for dem HOs
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14 pic :D :D those legs looks like ronaldo`s
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mmmm soooo hot. nom nom nom. The chick is ugly tho.
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She has a hot body, but that crybaby's face is prettier than hers.
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he is sooooo sexy but why the hell is he wearing a diaper?
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His swimsuit is awful. I don't see the appeal.
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Hairy legs he has
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that would be because he is male.
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Her body is very good, but she will be very fat in a few years.
He looks like a total douche and her movements in the last pic say she is not a lady.
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i smell a "he-she"
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he is hot...who cares if she is just a temp gf! i mean come on i`d be happy even with a quickie with him ..oh and yes she is damn ugly..
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God she's so hot. Those thighs... mmm.
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He's a disgusting woman using fag. He'll cheat on her soon enough. Lol, she'll see. He's a sly cunt who cant be trusted.
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whats up the real aisha?
say hi to your friend named sophia tal from UK since she tried to add me to her friends list today? I dont even know her...bitch, the least you could do was be smarter...when i viewed her friends list, i see she only has 7 friends, and one of them is named: Aisha Al-khalid
Nice try sending your friends my way so they can my facebook...do you know how I know that is you?
1) Your name is Kurdish
2) Your last name is Kurdish
3) You said you were from the UK
4) The name Aisha is so rare that the chances of that girl not being you is less than .000000000000000001% ,especially when combined with the fact that the last name is also Kurdish and she is from the UK
5) You're uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy as fuck just as I guessed!!!!!!!! Look at your bulging eyes, your nasty big ass nose, your nasty baboon's ass lips:
For he ones that wanna add her, her network is Altrincham Grammar School for Girls '07
LMFAO!!!! and you said you didnt have a camera saying it is back in Kurdistan not to post a pic...yeah i am sure you have no pic...cuz you're fucking ugly!!!!oh my god!!!
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Can you please shut up? We are tired of your drama and the bad aura you bring along.
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shut up bitch...mind your own business...you're the one that started attacking me out of nowhere earlier...you can't stand me? too fucking bad! start a petition then!
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p.s. any chance you are in PKK, Aisha? you look just like a PKK terrorist or is it your man that is the militant?
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lol she is probably single.I knew the bitch was a liar and all her anti-Turk vocabulary/comments("Turkish men are fags") are only used by Greeks,Armenians or Kurdish people.
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Maybe you should take your dispute over your ethnicity to some proper place?
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yep @ krosss...i knew she had to be one of those ethnicities...dont get me wrong though...i am cool with them all as long as they are not ignorant and hate my country based on the things that happened in the past...like we had anything to do with what our governments decided to do...but some people are ignorant as fuck and can't let go of the past...this bitch started talking shit about Turks out of nowhere...who does that? I have Greek friends...one of my fav singers is Kurdish...my but nooooo...this bitch had to go and show her disgusting inner self instead of realizing people are people.
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Hahahahahahaha, bitch thats not even me! Im not even Kurdish, ya dumbass! Im not a Muslim, nor am i in any way, shape or form middle eastern. Im not the same ethnicity as the girl in the photo.Im half Guyanese, a quarter Antiguan and the rest Irish, born and bred right here in the UK! LOL look a the lengths you went to to try and find me! My last name is PARKER! I dont give a shit who knows because i dont have anything to hide! Silly, misguided fool. Aisha is not strictly a Kurdish/Arab name, stupid.
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Me and my boyfriend are literally laughing our asses off! You have really made yourself look foolish,d55. Where the fuck is Altrincham Grammar School for Girls??? I went to a catholic school for both sexes and i left in fucking 2004, dumbbass! Nice try. But maybe next time do a little more research before jumping to ridiculously laughable conclusions!
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yeah i am sure that is not you! LOL!!!!!!!!!! If i were ugly like you, id be bragging about how much sex i am getting everyday as well and how i have a boyfriend....after seeing that pic, i couldnt help but picture you naked since all you talked about was getting fucked 24/7...i just pictured your O face and i almost threw up...dear god!!!!!!what a coincidence that some chick from London, UK, a chick i dont even know adds me to her facebook out of nowhere...and her friend's list has a girl named aisha (kurdish name 100%) with a kurdish last name and is also from the UK...my ass you aint Kurdish!!!! LOL...why the name Aisha then?
Aisha: cuz my boyfriend gave me that nickname!
Subject: Sophie Tal added you as a friend on Facebook
Date: 6/30/2008 3:40:51 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time
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"Sophie added you as a friend on Facebook. We need to confirm that you know Sophie in order for you to be friends on Facebook.
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adriana lima is fug!
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damla did you just say O face. HAHAHAH.
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Okay, d55, lets look at this logically. If i was Kurdish firstly do you think i would be attending a Catholic school? Unlikely! Do you think i would be a practising Christian who goes to church every Sunday, and got baptised at birth? Unlikely. Do you think i'd be talking about my sex life and shit? Unlikely. Kurdish girls are fucking prudes! Id probably still be living at home with my family waiting for my arranged marriage, and i moved out on my own when i was fucking 16! If i was that girl in the picture, do you really think id be bragging about being pretty? I doubt it. Aisha Parker may be many things, but she aint no damn liar! Im ever so beautiful, soon you will see. So hey bitch, look me up on Facebook. My names Aisha Parker, my date of birth is 22/11/88, i went to St Pauls Roman Catholic School. Theres my personal information for you, psychotic asshole. I dont even have a Facebook, but hey, im sure you'll dig up something! Oh, and just so you know Aisha is not all that rare where i live. I know 3 girls called that, one of them is black, and the other 2 are Indians, so there goes that stupid theory!
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Oh, and as to why i, a western half black, half white girl should be called Aisha, ask my mother! She saw the name in a baby name book and liked it, so here i am! Though my dad wanted to call me Leanne, my mother chose Aisha because it is quite a rare name. Get your facts straight, bitch! And Moe and Jackson, will you stop banning me already?! As you can clearly see d55 started this drama, putting some poor random girls personal info on here and claiming it was me like the obsessed cunt she is, and yet i am the one being victimised? Ban d55. Nobody likes her or the pathetic drama she brings. If you ban me again without banning d55 i swear to god i will sue your asses. Im getting bullied here and you dont do shit about me but ban me and lick d55 stinky ass? You are all gay.
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Oh, and finally, who says i am from fucking London? Not even close bitch. I am from a city called Leicester. Your 'spying' skills are not up to much now, are they? Most of my friends are men. I dont usually advocate violence against women but in this case, come to Leicester and i will get my closest male friends to kick your ass like the whore you are! They will do it, because they will do anything for me lol! I couldnt possibly do the job myself. Im a lady, and besides i wouldnt want to hurt my delicate wrists or get bruises on my divine face. Now i must go. Me and my boyfriend are going to fuck in the shower. Ow!
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You should also give us your blood type.And concerning your boyfriend don't kid yourself he will get a virgin Kurdish wife in the future.You are just a toy to him.
Stop talking about your imaginary life.
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yeah, i am sure you went to a catholic school...shit you tell me where that school is since you're the class of 2007...you know if your people heard you claiming to be a christian right now, they would beat the shit out of you
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shut up bitch!!!! nobody likes you anymore! go away!
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Oh, and since those homos Moe and co decided to ban me, i am now posting under this name, though i was formerly just Aisha. Just sayin'...
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of course he gets whoever he wants...he is literally the most gorgeous man on earth
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this chick has a great bod...but her face is really not that impressive. he could do even better
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exactly, gorgeous. So not my type. I want a real man, not a boy.
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Can I have him AND that girl? At once? In a shower?
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room for one more?
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Thanks for proving my theory lol
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i'm talking about ol girl and Viktorea. stop playing 4 real
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Ok, this guy is so fucking sexy, and yea, he can have sex with any woman he wants, yet did you see those ugly ass prostitutes he hired a few years back in that sex scandal? So damn ugly! Why does he feel the need to pay for sex?
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Possible reasons:
-He is gay
-He can't hold a conversation so he prefers going straight for the deed to hide his inadequacies
-He has low standards and he would even have sex with trannies
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everybody...we just heard the cryings of an ugly guy...he can get more ass than you ever will in your entire life...he might like them whores by choice...you, however, are stuck with uglies yourself for life.
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You are right, me and everybody else here are stuck with you!
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You are right, me and everybody else here are stuck with you!
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cristiano ronaldo is the biggest bitch ever. Who the fuck would try to switch to a team that isn't as good when they still have years left on your contract with the best team in the world?
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He seems to be gay it's hard to tell mediterranean men look like gay men.They dress like euro trash.
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look at those fucking thighs! he's like a greek sculptor! daaaaayuuuum!
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* in my excitement, i wrote sculptor, but i obviously meant sculpture(or statue)
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ronaldo is very hot...that guy is full of passion...u can even tell by the way he is looking at her but the guy loves them skanks (a huge turn off)...his chick is a whore who poses topless...she looks way older than her age, too...(24...my ass):
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Yeah,he could do a lot better.....
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She looks better than you and that's all that matters.
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and i am sure my ass looks better than your face
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I must have offended your ugly ass for you to attack me the way you did...i tend to have that gift..good day to you, too, uglay
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what ass??? your ass is flat!!!
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Dear d55, my ugliness still allows me to know a drama ho once I see one.
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why are you worried about me? why dont you mind your own fucking business? if i am such a drama queen, why do try so hard to get yourself involved in this drama?...huh?! so you're ugly? just as i guessed...get going, uglay, get going!
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Good player...but he looks so damn gay. David Beckham wannabe.
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krosss = d55.
So damn clear.
And ugly model, your last post was superb.
This site needs some class once in a while.
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No im not d55 i love how your comments are always of topic.Seriously why are you here if you don't even comment about the fucking post??
Please bastardly ban this person.
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fuck off kross, yes you are d55, get lost!
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@55 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Cristiano is very beautiful and sexy and this girl just have a hot body. Im a girl and I admit, she have a very nice body. But she looks like a drag queen, ugly face. He can do much better :)
and she is lucky, a poor shit never had anything (even for eat) and now she is in Italy with one of the hottest guys in the world. And she have sex with him!! damn, life isnt fair..
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She has man thighs. Ala Britney Spears.
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They both look like trash.
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Hey look, another thread with copious amounts of d55 drama. Hey sugar, I know puberty is a confusing and often scary time, but can you please try to grow up? Or at the very least take it to the personal message boards here so everybody else doesn't have to read your insane blathering? Thanks doll.
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another worthless bitch that is dying for my attention...how about you post a pic of yourself on your profile before you dare to talk to me?
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shut up flaty ass!
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Get over yourself, sweetheart. And seriously, grow the fuck up. My 12 year old niece acts more mature than you do. And what the fuck does a picture on my profile have to do with anything?
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C. Ronaldo is too arrogant for my taste.
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If he "can pretty much have any chick he wants on his balls" then why on earth is he with her? But no, he can't have any chick he wants, he couldn't have me that's for sure. People here in Portugal either love him (the majority) or hate him and I'm one of the ones who hate him. I just can't stand his conceited ass! And honestly, he's not that good looking, certainly not my type.
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Hail Mary! that chick, has one of the most slammin' bodies EVER!!! fuck it, i'ma go right ahead and say that her body is perfect. Jeez.
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Oh, and his plucked eyebrows are so f*cking ridiculous!
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Thank God finally a beautiful perfect man on bastardly!!!!!
You should post more soccer players from the euro cup there are some seriously hot men!! My dream has always been to marry a soccer player and luckily I'm marrying one :)
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now now ugly fat men don't be so jealous of this perfect looking man. Who cares if you think he's arrogant.. I thought this site was about the looks..we can never know what these people are like anyway, we've never met them and probably never will..so stop the hate.
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Another pretty boy pretending to like girls. That's why we see (cheap looking) sluts and little captions like these next to his likeness..."when is he gonna dump me for another 'hottie'"....the image he has created for his metrosexual ass. He either doesn't care if he gets the gift that keeps on giving from these warted ho's or he is not really fking them but frontin'.
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lmao... krosss (d55) you are really funny.
This post is about Cristiano Ronaldo and his girlfriend and you are bashing aisha.
Talk about "topic" honey...
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yeah, i am kross...you are so funny...show me one post where you commented on a thread...i saw him/her commenting under that name more than you ever have...which is like never!...how about you? holyshit bitch...i just got on here and you did, too...you really have no life...oh my god...you are on here 24/7...what the fuck is wrong with you?!!!
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show me a pic with your ass!
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comment 84.
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i knew it.
And if you say I am here 24/7 that means you are following me? scared.
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specially for d55 (please note the "drama" part)
What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (check it out)
I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
Dolce & gabbana,
Fendi and then donna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin'
Fly gearrr but i ain't askin,
They say they love my ass 'n,
Seven jeans, true religion,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So i keep on takin'
And no i ain't fakin'
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.
My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She's got me spending.
(oh) spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(oh) spendin' all your money on me, on on me, on me
What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u go do with all that ass?
All that ass inside that jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
'cause of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (check it out)
I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Lets spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.
They say i'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can't touch it,
If u touch it i'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps x3
In the back and in the front.
My lovin' got you,
She's got me spendin'.
(oh) spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(oh) spendin' all your money on me, on on me, on me .
What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump
What u go do with all that ass?
All that ass inside that jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
What you go do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gonna do with all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
She's got me spendin'.
(oh) spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(oh) spendin' all your money on me, on on me, on me.
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Everytime I log on to bastardly all I see is user d55 ranting and raving/giving out personal information about other users such as names and pictures. I call that bullying. The amount of times I read posts by d55 calling others "whores, cunts, bitch" etc, yet d55 hasn't been banned. Am I the only one to note that she breaks the terms and conditions of bastardly? I'm giving this place a miss from now on. It used to be fun, now its pathetic.
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is a greasy young fag.
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yep def agree with that ronaldooo. He so is! mate works for company services his security system and some of the parties he's had at his place - security footage makes VERY interesting viewing -chcks with dicks n older men!! piggy in the middle bn spit roasted;-)
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d55 has a flat ass, d55 get your flat ass and go away, we dont like your flat ass! we prefer the curvy ones.... so go away!
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She has such a small head for such a wide body!! Weird looking girl. Maybe it's just the pictures... Ronaldo, is too pretty, he does nothing for me.
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whoever said the guy had a greek body of a sculpture got it right on! that was the first thing that came to mind when i saw him..the girl is pretty I bet they work out together with those bodies.. ;p
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she needs a brown bag.
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Commenting in order to track the lunacy.
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she looks like katie price
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NEREIDA DESERVES TO GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS. I FUCKING HATE NEREIDA. FUCKING WHORE NEREIDA. FUCKING BITCH NEREIDA FUCKING SLUT NEREIDA. FUCKING CUNT NEREIDA.
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U r really kiddin me, her body looks so slammin, perfect bod.
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