Crystle Stewart vs. Dayana Mendoza - Bastardly Matchup
Thursday, August 7th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Miss Universe to keep crown despite photos
“Dayana Mendoza is not in jeopardy of losing the title of Miss Universe,” Paula M. Shugart, President of the Miss Universe organization told Access Hollywood in an exclusive statement.
“We embrace and respect her success as a model and the artistic beauty captured in these photographs,” the statement concluded.
The photos in question show Mendoza topless with her arms covering most of chest. MSNBC
























Crystle has a nicer smile and if they are her real green eyes, she has prettier eyes. I'm going with Crystle.
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I'm going with Crystle too (i'm guessing thats the black chick). even though she looks like Ashanti on the pro-crack diet.
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I have no idea which of these vapor chicks is which.
No one cares about these whores. When was the last time you actually thought a pageant winner was really one of the world's MOST beautiful young women?
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Crystle Stewart is gorgeous and Dayana Mendoza is very average bordering on ugly.
i love the captions. lol. I make the best arepas! i got the recipe from that episode of the THROW DOWN with Bobby Flay on the Food network when he challenges these two Venezuelan women who supposedly make the best arepas in new york.
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they both have not very nice looking noses...
and they aren't so beautiful, they are nice looking ladies with lot of make up, artificial smile and personality and that all
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That left thigh in pic 4 shows promise. Crystle!
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The Latina is way hot, but the black chick is doable too.
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Miss Universe!!! OOOwwwwwwwwwww..........damn hot
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It is shocking how ugly an ape looks when stood against a human woman. That chimp is miss universe?!
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leave black women alone.....
just shut it.
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It's ok. He just misses his mom.
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no offense but you should real what he said more carefully before jumping to conclusions... he said miss universe looks like an ape and miss universe is Dayana Mendoza the white/latin chick not the black one.
the black one is miss ua
and even if he would have called the black one a gorilla, it doesn't mean he is racist. man, some people just love to play the race card as much as they can...
i think Serena WIlliams looks like a gorilla and im not racist at all.
if someone called Dayana Mendoza a gorilla, no one would call them racist.
chill out.
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*read
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i believe so Shaun, if im reading this right.....
yea i am
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The only similarity is the color brown. But apes' skin aren't brown- just their fur. Underneath their fur they're white. And...
They have abundant body hair.
Their hair is thin and straight.
They have thin to no lips. They stick their lips out and their mouthlines are prominent giving the illusion that their full, but they're actually pretty thin.
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man, most of the people frequenting this site must be racist or something because most of the votes went to Dayana Mendoza and dayana mendoza is fucking ugly!! Dayana has freaky eyes and she look like a drag queen while Crystle Stewart is absolutely stunning.
And this is the part I don't get:
When dayana mendoza was first posted on this site, EVERYONE was bashing her and saying she didn't deserve to win Miss Universe and that she is ugly blah blah blah.
So if the majority of the people on this site find Dayana Mendoza to be ugly or average looking, why did they vote for her in the poll?????? Crystle is clearly better looking.
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Maybe Majikwidget got fucked up, cause I voted for Crystle too.
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Hmmm i dont like wide noses / small eyes.
sooo I'm going with Dayana
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Crystle looks like a cross-breed between Rhianna and Ashanti.
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Crystle Stewart at breakfast, at lunch, and at dinner. oh yeah at late night snack too!
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Dayana is the best, u bastard
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I choose Crystle, but her hairstyle isn't doing her any favours. Women need to learn that this pulled tightly back thing is too severe and makes them look masculine. I have never seen it look flattering on any woman.
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for a mixed girl Crystal isn't that pretty.
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Crystal isn't mixed, just so you know.
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it's a shame, both Crystal and that Miss Universe chick has breast implants and are fake, plus Dayana got away with cheating because she is white.If it was an Asian ppl would be on her case.
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