Dasha Astafieva: This Week's Most Popular Babe on Bastardly!
Friday, December 19th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Dasha Astafieva's latest career move involves endlessly pleasuring Hef & making sure she remains his favorite bunny until he passes away during a session of viagra-assisted sex. It's bound to happen one of these days, and Dasha's lucky enough to be in the right place at the right time. We wish her best of luck.
I'm pretty sure there's a clause in Hef's will that reads, "The girl who's lucky enough to fuck me to death should get 10% of Playboy assets. She deserves it."
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- Hugh Hefner & His Blonde Army @ "Celebrity Catwalk" Benefit
- Hef's Twins Kristina & Karissa Shannon Get Some Weed!
Now that's class!
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As far as I can tell the most popular is still Megan Fox.
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Also....I might refer to her as a "babe" in the sense that she is a PIG.
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hehe, nice...
judging by her other pics, the jury is still out... showing her shag carpet at the red carpet, just proves she's bat shit crazy... and that ain't helping her case...
(^ i thought i'd do a legal themed post today)
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This chick is HOT. Google her and check out some of her other photos.
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of course she is the most popular babe man!!she took her PANTIES off on the red carpet for crying out loud!!!!
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Not according to the MOST POPULAR sidebar:
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How did Jesikah go from 645 down to 640? How does a post get negative(-) hits? Looks like someone is pullin' an Enron with the numbers. This site has really been showin' its ass, lately.
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Ya how does this shit happen?? There's no way Jesikah is going down in hits wit an azz like dat.
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hot!
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if you check out her playboy spread and her music video (Nikita-Machina) on youtube you'll see how sexy she is
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Wtf... is this Jenny and Forrest's offspring??
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Classy so very classy
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*gag*
Wow..
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