Deliciously Thick Kim Kardashian Rocks The Red Bikini

i might be crazy enough to risk getting crabs from her

Those fake tits look yummy. This is making me so horny. I'd fuck the sis and the mom too.

Thick and red are the only two things that I can agree on...

She's not delicious, she's not rocking anything, and she's not wearing a bikini....

She looks good on page 2 but bitch is gonna look like a sperm whale in about 2 years.

She should gain a few pounds.

I would give up my worthless life if I could fuck Kim K for one week straight, or about the amount of time it takes me to get bored with people. She is the ultimate Pillow of Hotness. Kim K was has only one purpose in this life of hers, and it's to get fucked, hard. That's all she is worth, but right now she is worth a lot. That girl is a straight up fantasy. And for all the little girls and old woman and fags out there who are going to say she is fat, WHATEVER. No one gives a fuck what you say when it comes to Kim K, and that should be obvious already considering how many people want her. You words mean nothing. Kim is the bomb, literally. A sex bomb sent her to destroy me.

Why do I want this girl so much? I want Kim K brought to me, naked and smiling, on a giant silver tray caried by 4 guys in turbans. Maybe I'm turning into an out and out chubby-chaser? And yet, I don't care about the size of her ass at all, that has nothing to do with it. I'm not even a big fan of the behind. She shouldn't be any big deal at all, and yet, I'm totally in lust with her. Hmm...I'm all about the face and the lips and the boobs, and especially the hourglass silhouette that only a thicker girl like Kim would have (as exemplified to the Nth degree by the mind blowing Kelly Brook). Also, nooooo nose jobs, ever, even if a girl has a huge honker. Because there is no "perfect" nose. The best way to look more generic: get a nose job. Plus, never never pluck out your entire eyebrow and draw it back in. Dumbest thing ever.

Have her brought to my chambers immediately!

Yuck. Looks like she hasnt been to the toilet for months. She needs to eat some really spicy food to clean it out. She's gonna explode soon and it aint gonna be a pretty sight. There will be shit everywhere.

She looked like she had lost some weight a few weeks ago and she was looking good. But now she looks bad! What the hell? Did she gain like 20 lbs in a week and get cellulite?

9.5 stars on the face

1 stars on the rest

R ya NAKED has spoken

Hey man, I'd toss it flip it and stab it. All you haters claim she's a whore and has STD's but you can't prove it. And, if she wanted to fuck you, you'd be harder than a boulder taking the bar. So back off her. Fucking fine ass woman.

I'd rather have the sister, but for a quick squirt, I'd take her.

gorgeous face....her tits look real. i like kourtney too

her bottom half is getting fat as FUCK, i don't care what anyone says...that's not sexy or "thick", just fat.

Ugh... "Hot thick girls" is the key phrase. I don't mind them a little thick IF THEY ARE HOT. This cum dumpster is NOT hot. She's a fucking fat skank.

OH MY GOD...how do they let this fucking cow out in that outfit?!?!?

Look at the fucking Cheese on her thighs...My God....everyone saw how fat i am and i have NO WHERE NEAR that much cheese and cellulite on my thighs...

she is a fucking travesty to women everywhere, someone please euthanize her ASAP!!!!!

Don't let the bastards grind you down, Kimmy. Let time, empty carbs from one of the approximately ten trillion hokey fast-food chains in LA, and fake tanning beds do that for you. (whisper) PS I love you...

celluloid thighs

Of course you don't have that much cellulite on your thighs, you fucking moron. You don't have a pussy, do you? Or maybe there's something you'd like to share with the Bastardly community. Are you one of those post-op trannies? You pregnant too?

ok... haha #5.. very funny

Meh, for once I've got to say it. Kim, you need to lose 10 pounds. That is all.

Now this is a real woman! She looks gorgeous!

Tray-C is right. That's not a bikini. It's a one piece with a cut out on the tummy. Sorry, I just had to say that.

Yeah...tone it up, Kimmy.

Could have used more Kourtney shots.

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SIZE OF THE FART BUBBLE SHE MAKES ,WHEN SHE LETS LOSE IN A POOL

whos the chick with the nice legs on pg 3

If I looked down and saw those luscious tits giggling, or that big scrumptious fat ass wobbling, and I realized that I was balls deep inside of this fantabulous bitch's love pocket, I would stick a sparkler in my ass, light it up, and declare peace in the middle east. Kim is seven different kinds of sexy; fat or thin, famous or not. If she was walking towards me on the sidewalk I would get a chubby. Real men like girls with a little meat on their bones, and Kim's meat looks finger-licking good. The girls who come on this site and who hate on everyone...well, I guess that's the point of this site, but still, there's no pleasing you neurotic little abortions. This girl is too skinny, this girl is too fat...what the fuck do you want? I know why I come on here, and it's because I like to look at hot girls all day long. It beats having to look at fucking white walls. What's your excuse, huh? Don't like it that no one wants to look at you? Or are you just repeating insults that have been said to every day of your miserable life?

I hate this bitch. Like, really. However, I'm not above acknowledging her beauty and thick curves.

Thats what i'm talking bout!! I can't stand skinny broads unless they got some junk back there. Bring on the thickness, Moe!!

"CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SIZE OF THE FART BUBBLE SHE MAKES"

haha. good point.

Her hair and face are beautiful, but the swimsuit is horrendous. Red is not her color.

She's pretty...but her legs are fat.

I like them thick like KK.

These pics are all over the net right now and they're a total waste of bandwidth. She has just one thing going for her, a beautiful face. If she lost some weight and toned up that bod she'd be a knockout, but I am not seeing the motivation. Heh, just wait till she squirts out that first kid then she'll have to find a real job like the rest of us.

A cottage cheese thighed pig. Nice dye job on that hair. It looks and moves like she used Rustoleum in a spray can.

At least she knows to cover her huge ass. She has a pretty face though.

YUCK!! She even has cellulite on dem tata's. KKK is one cellulite BOMB

she is pathetic...who goes to the pool with tons of make up, with their hair done, with huge earrings and all?

Yeah, no.

man, some of the comments are extremely sad...the ones that say shit like, "id give my life to be able to do her for a week."...wow

I just realized she looks like a walrus minus the whiskers. I bet Reggie gets her to do what ever he wants by always having a bucket of dead mackerel on hand.

She has a very pretty face

but I can't get over the moving crab farm factor

HER BUSH IS FINE

There's a difference between being thick and being sloppy.

Kelly Brook is thick and juicy. Kim Kar-what's-her-name is just sloppy. I can appreciate a nice, thick, full-bodied woman... but I can't appreciate a glutton.

She is so sexy

she's surprisingly unwilling to show skin in the pelvic region. she's clearly ashamed of her body. except maybe for the tits. honey, it's time to start working out and lose some poundage.

what a disgusting whale.............ugly shit.........

the young and the useless

no joke i'd donkey punch
that pooper and make my escape
like D.B. Cooper

wait a minute, how the hell do they know what she taste like? Magically digusting ! ! ! ! !

Wow what a ghetto skank. Full makeup and hairdo to go to the pool. Hahah what an idiot. She is even fatter than I thought. She needs to stop eating and work out non stop to lose at least 20 lbs and all that cellulite.

lol at the comment above me she has a pretty face

thanks to looking at this fucking disgusting piece of garbage, i dont know if ill ever get another erection.

i really wasnt joking that day when i said looking at her fucking disgusting existence makes my dick shrivel.

man, since OJ failed, Robert Kardashian shouldve demanded his money back from OJ when he paid him kick Kris in the fucking stomach when she was pregnant with this now fucking botched abortion.

Phil, no offense but why do you hate Kim so much? Do you know her personally?

It's not healthy to have so much hate, especially for someone you do not know.

Instead, How about concentrating on the good things in life you actually like?

Now don't get offended. I'm honestly just curious why you don't like her, I have no intention of arguing with anyone...

Well, she truly is out of shape...Like really...she has always been fuller,but this is fat even for her standarts.
And by the way,I still dont know why she is famous....Or why she has that reality show of hers....I gues having a self made sex tape qualifies as talent these days,right?

#57 B

Like i said, the young and the useless

@ Ana, don't even waste ur time.

"I guess having a self made sex tape qualifies as talent these days, right?"

So true.

I just imagined her lips around my shaft...perfect vision...Her lips ar sooooo hot...

LOL @#59...

Ana, basically 49 and 60 basically say it all....

i hate ANY celebrity thats useless and talentless. its that simple. she serves no use on this plane of existence.

anyone thats famous for NO reason... i fucking despise....

Bwahaha! Oh man...

Hey, did Kimbo leave Khloe at home yet again? Bitch!

she`s to fat.....ugly legs....and nooo way that she looks delicious in these pics.... :s

Totally agree with Phil's philosophy. She's basically a no-talent whore meant for one thing in life, and that is to be fucked by all men with little regard for her.

BEEF CAKE! BEEF CAKE!

dont hate eliminate

I LOVE THIS WOMAN.

Red looks good on her, but she's definetly hiding something, that ass of hers is probably nasty looking in a bikini, and she knows that. Oh well, I got better things to worry about.

I wish she'd stop wearing those wraps around her ass and hips, I can't get enough of her.

I think it's nice that she's lovely and curvy, but in some pictures it's obvious that she's just fat, not curves. Like her arms and legs look flabby, which is fat. She obviously eats a lot and never works out. I think she could tone up a bit, and still be curvy and pretty. She has a beautiful face!

Oooooh, Kim, the things I would do to you..... Mmmmm.....

She's looked better but I still fucking would

Dang, look at all that cellulite on her legs. She's going to be chunky in a few years. Better enjoy what she has now and go through plastic surgery later like all these shallow hollywood celebutante would.

I'd leave teeth marks in those cellulite thighs. I'd spend hours working over her entire body.

hey all you guys that are hatin,this is what a real women should look like shes beautiful. And all you girls dont act like you dont have thighs and cellulite to to make yourselves feel better. Im a women so I should know,I aint never seen a women without at least a little jiggle and cellulite.All I can say is shes pretty and looks great you go kim!!!!!!

seriously? eww. she is not hot curvy.. jessic alba is hot curvy.. she is just.. plain fat. her stomach protrudes out of the hole in the swimsuit she is wearing in most pics.. she has cellulite everywhere, and her face looks like someone hit her over the face with a frying pan then did some plastic surgery.. bad p.s., to try and fix it.
girls a mess.

She has an old, sloppy, saggy looking body! I agree with most, this is not curvy! Where are the curves? SHE HAS NO WAIST WHATSOEVER!!! It's just a big ball of fat, with very little shape.

eww...she's so fat. and look at her legs!!!!ughh!!!they're covered with cellulite!!!!!!!!!

what a lump of lard.

She's relarded.