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liz hurley leading 3-0 at the moment!
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Okay liz hurleys face is much prettier but she looks like a has-been----gwyneth paltrow looks much better in my opinion.
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Liz Hurley.
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I hate the Pretentious Bitch Paltrow. So annoying and demeaning to others.
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I hate how liz hurley is trying to sport Indian clothes.... She would have looked much better in a simple dress.
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she looks hot in a sari!!
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paltrow is fucking ugly...no contest here...
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funny caption moe
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I actually like Gwyneth here....But I am I sucker for bare shoulders.
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Why can't we pick the hot milf in between the two of them?
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I wanna be Liz her boytoy.
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man, g. paltrow is getting milf raped.
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Beautiful dress! Or do I have to say "sari"?
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No Eve, you dont have to be "sari" you just have to be mildly apologetic.
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That was a terrible joke.
Anyway....Elizabeth Hurley for the win. Anyone who names their kid Apple is a fucking wackjob.
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Did she really name her kid Apple? lmao boy or girl?
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I don't know how Gwyneth Paltrow got so far in the movie industry
she can't act, and looks below average, nothing special about her
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@ 14. Richard and his puns...now stop.
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@16.
Yeah, she did. It's a little girl. Named Apple. That kid's gonna be a heroin addict or some kind of indie rocker in the future.
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Fuck me. I hate to do this, but I'm going Paltrow. Mainly because of that fucking horrible tent Liz is wearing. At least Paltrow had the decency to give me feet.
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^ (not busted) feet....see pic #7....blech....
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does she sleep with hindu guys too?
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Paltrow was never hot.
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Mmmm....I love both soooo much, but liz owns it!
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Pretentious, yes. Hot, YES. Go Gwynnie
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Liz for the win!!!
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5. shabnam (Uncertified Bastard)
I hate how liz hurley is trying to sport Indian clothes.... She would have looked much better in a simple dress.
You know she married some British-Indian billionaire, right?
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Liz Hurley is very beautiful and classy. She usually has great taste in clothes, but I'm not feeling the sari. Pretty color on her, though.
I never considered Gwyneth beautiful. She seems stuck up. I think her son's name is Moses. Apple and Moses. The names just flow together.
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'Beautiful dress! Or do I have to say "sari"?'
Is there a problem calling a sari, a "sari" now? lol
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I hate both of these bitches. I could name 1000000 other hot mothers out there.
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Gwyneth is doable as is Hurley but Gwyn is younger so she wins.
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Where's the 'neither' option?
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That saree is cheap-looking. Maybe if she actually were Indian, she'd have a clue...
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Definitely the lovely Elizabeth Hurley she looks very pretty in that dress. Gwyneth looks like a plain jane compared to liz. My vote goes to Liz.
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As much as Liz is my first pick always, I dont have a problem pleasing Gwyneth the way women like any day of the week!
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ugly bitches both of em, they are not even old enough to look so shitty. Ugly, talentless beaches I might add, all those bjs to hollywood execs of course paid off...keep sucking hos!!
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