Ellen Page Might be a Lesbian Rice Chaser

These were snapped @ the "Juno" press conference in Tokyo

Can someone please ID the rice for the Bastardly Rice Chaser Community? Thanks.

Can you see Ellen Page as Jane Eyre? Of corset.
Wise-cracking "Juno" star Ellen Page to play "Jane Eyre?" In a BBC production?

Not everyone in the blogosphere is thrilled with the latest casting news announced this week.

It is somewhat hard to imagine the sarcastic "Smart People" star as the lead in this swooning Gothic romance penned by Charlotte Brontë, one of the most filmed novels in movie history.

Playing the love-struck governess will be Page's first period part. Right now, she's busy filming Drew Barrymore's "Whip It" and wearing full-on roller derby gear. [LA TImes Blog]

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that asian chick is a real cutie!

biteme
Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 2:02pm
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I would go les for Ellen anyday.

PoeIsGone
Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 2:14pm
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The "rice" is Satomi Ishihara a Japanese actress.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 2:39pm
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Ellen Degeneres, turn the Page!! Another Ellen has arrived

Arion
Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 2:42pm
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"The rice"?!

WTF?

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 2:44pm
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Do you think is has something to do with name....

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 2:51pm
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If Jeanne Garofalo was to have a daughter it would come out to looking like Ellen Page.

/Juno SUCKED!

Racer X
Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 3:15pm
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Pass on that hairy Juno thing, but that asian woman is cute as hell.

Weenieroast
Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 3:16pm
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Wow, no clue who is next to her but she's cute

concubine
Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 3:17pm
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OW! HAWT fucking Asian!

Shame about the butch lesbo spoiling the pics.

One comment to end them all
Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 3:20pm
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Yeah the asian girl is pretty hot.

jennyla
Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 3:23pm
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The rice? That is so fucked up. But Satomi Ishihara (if that is her name) is a definite cutie.

JumpingIsUseless
Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 3:32pm
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Unnecessary racism is so sad! Here you have a very attractive woman and an asshat wants to throw a slur at her? Fucking dipshit!

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 4:00pm
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"The rice"...Moe or Jackson really do not like being asian, or at least, being asian men.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 4:03pm
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yeah that chink is pretty cute

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 4:12pm
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the asian woman definitely is a cutie.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 4:16pm
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The asian girl is much more beautiful.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 4:16pm
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The asian chick is hot.

EvilSamurai
Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 4:40pm
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Forget about this Canadian lesbo! The Japanese girl in the pics is pretty.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 6:13pm
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To hell with Ellen Page, I want more pics from the Japanese ho! Moe, what kind of crappy post is this?

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 6:17pm
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she's wearing too much make-up for the outfit (if she's supposed to be a tomboy lesbian, I mean)

Elvira Amritha
Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 7:02pm
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Yes, the Japanese girl is cute. I think Ellen will make a good Jane Eyre. Yeah, that's what caught my attention. I'm a nerd. Jane's supposed to be frowny and kind of dorky and frumpy, and she's described often as tiny and sarcastic. Obviously Ellen Page can abundantly pull all that off, but she's supposed to also be in love with a man. So, the straight part, I'll take a wait and see approach on.

betty_rocker
Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 7:13pm
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the japanese woman is cute i give you that but they all look the same don`t they

Nocturna
Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 8:14pm
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Ellen is so cute when she actually tries! :)

Jaclyn
Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 8:18pm
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By Jaclyn's standards, even a scarecrow looks so cute.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 8:47pm
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ew Ellen learn how to dress please, lazy bitch.

junglegirl
Saturday, May 10th, 2008 @ 12:02am
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What ever you do keep making those racist jokes!!! Fuck politeness and manners!!!

Saturday, May 10th, 2008 @ 4:57pm
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Hispanic people eat lots of rice too.

Sunday, May 11th, 2008 @ 3:29pm
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They already have a name "rice" is taken.

Sunday, May 11th, 2008 @ 4:23pm
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i'd tap it on her forehead. japo chic is hawt, and probably really polite. 'teehee, mr digglesworth, on my forehead? teehee, as you wish.' i've done worse tho.

digglesworth
Sunday, May 11th, 2008 @ 5:47pm
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Satomi Ishihara for the win!

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 11:48am
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pic #4 look I got you flowers..I'm sorry it was just a pal thing when I patted your ass...I really not that kind of a girl...aw crap

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008 @ 3:00am
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