Emma Watson's Hairy Upskirt Pics. You Saw It Here Last.

So yeah, as you guys have probably already seen all over the net, Emma Watson gave her horny, Harry Potter-watching fan base a gift for their patience: The Classic Upskirt Shot. Bastardly photogs were positioned perfectly to grab high-resolution pictures.

After doing this gossip blogging thing for a while, I simply don't understand how the sight of some barely legal bush serves as wack-off material? I'm very interested to hear the Bastardly Community's thoughts on this crap. Or not.

And, oh yeah, here's a classic bastardly poll:


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100 Scandalous Comments

what in the hell type of gd panties are those?! Seriously?! Who would wear that?!

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 9:26pm
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I think she was planning on having sex that night. Why wear see through panties unless to show them to someone to turn the on... Or not.

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 @ 1:01am
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Awwww, I hope the media didn't ruin her booty call for later that night then ...

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 12:19pm
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About the poll. Vanessa Hudgens' pubic hair was trimmed. It didn't look too bushy to me...Watson's, on the other hand, seems a little out of control. But no need to shave it all. She only needs a more elegant, paparazzi-proof underwear.

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 9:30pm
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I like pubic hair. Shaved pussies seem creepily prepubescent to me.

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 9:51pm
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I hear bush is making a comeback.

Scratch that.

I see bush is making a comeback.

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 9:59pm
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dont mind a hairy vag but im just not into emma watson

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 10:14pm
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I personally don't favor my vajajay with a bush, it's not comfortable. But to each her own. Besides, Emma is hot, she can rock the bush all she wants.

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 10:24pm
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Indulge me on this one, please. Are those see thru panties? or what the hell are they, I can see hair but what in the fuck are those black straps on her taco?

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 10:25pm
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In the words of Cookie monster: "Yum yum num num hum num yum num..."

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 10:29pm
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You grow girl! I'm glad to see a teen with some 70s porn style bush! Not really, she just has enough! That will keep her in the Pubic eye!

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 10:29pm
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And.....there goes her credibility.

Way to go, Emma.

Way...to...fucking....go.

I'm so ashamed of her right now.

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 10:35pm
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I am considering suing the creators of those stupid panties. for serious.

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 10:37pm
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ugh, I thought at least this one wouldn't turn into a Shitney or a Paris

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 10:41pm
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haha the paps are such pervs.
why would you wear see through panties when u got a raging bush..o well

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 10:58pm
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She's not far from going full-on nude...any day now...any day now *crosses fingers*

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 11:12pm
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ah yeah!!

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 11:13pm
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I was debating what comment to post, so I'll post all of them and let you guys choose:

1.

Hopefully she'll follow in Daniel Ratcliff's shoes and do some equine porn.

Wait... Did I just say that out loud?

2.

She needs to trim that bush. When I think about Emma Watson's vag I try and think Harry Potter 1, not Harry Potter 8.

Just kidding.

3.

Looks like the Hamburglar's already hit that.

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 11:21pm
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I don't know about y'all, but I like it. I hate the prepubescent look that is in vogue nowadays

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 11:32pm
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YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE HAVE BUSH

Now all Girls take note - when you reach 18 "YOU MUST SHOW BUSH"

Anybody have any Nipple shots of this Sweet Young Thing?

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 12:02am
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she knows what shes doing.

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 12:21am
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I Can Digg it....

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 12:27am
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What kind of panties are those? The kind you could leave on while doing it in the car on the way there!

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 12:31am
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Ridiculous! I wear skirts and stuff like that all the time and when i do, I watch it when I am sitting, especially in cars, and I do not have paps following me around. Makes me wonder, is she a moron? Or an attention whore? Either way, makes me sad, I thought she had potential!

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 12:41am
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oh god...do these jailbaits all wait until they are legal to flash their shit? then again, the cameras are all over them and watch their every move...nasty bush by the way haha

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 1:00am
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9,
haha those are sheer panties with black stripes so yes, you are seeing the bush through the sheerness of the panties

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 1:02am
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I bet that hairy snatch tastes like sweet honey.

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 1:36am
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Ooh yah, hairy bush, but not too hairy. Just right. No plastic Barbie crotch for me!!!

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 2:21am
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Nice beaver.

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 2:27am
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Heh. Man, you bastards really are late with posting these pics! :)

About the poll - c'mon, the Hudgie is FAR hotter than 'Hairy Potter' here.

Emma should really fire her fucking PR agency for this shit - these "accidental" pics do FAR more harm to her credibility as a serious actress than good.

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 4:11am
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wow i'm definitely turned OFF!!!!XP

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 4:41am
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i'd still lick it. . . she could fart in the tub and i'd bite the bubbles. . .

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 4:52am
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Wow, who would have thought have thought wishing for something hard enough would make it come true? Now if only Kristen Bell would do a movie in which she walks around in a pink bikini......what?!...she did?......I have the POWER!!

Usually I would be defending the star because i've seen footage of these paps laying on the pavement trying to get that panty shot, but these look 'almost' staged like she did it on a dare.

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 5:30am
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"You saw it here last" makes me laugh every time!
I've never seen any of the Harry Potter movies, I'm not interested, and I don't get her appeal.. but I thought she was more "careful" than this.

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 5:46am
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Also, I thought I came up with "Hairy Pooper" until I googled it..

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 5:48am
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hm...me so hungee.....

glad to see shes not skimping on showing off the goods like as SOON as she turned 18, LOL at her 18th party...

hard core nudity is not far behind is it....

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 5:55am
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oh. my. god. that is DISGUSTING!!! why the hell would you wear ugly see through panties and flash the cameras when you have a disgusting bush!? Keep that sick shit to yourself, ugly little skank

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 6:08am
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wow the times have changed, it's like you all haven't seen pubes before in your life

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 6:28am
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I like a little grass on the field myself ... but bald, trimmed or hairy as a Yeti's nutsack, I'm chowing Hermione all night long. Just to say "I was there !"

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 7:16am
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I would burry my face in that and stay for a couple hours. She is so f'ing HOT.

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 7:27am
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...Late,late,late! A whole day late! You guys need to keep up with shit, cos your losing credibility. Bastardly is a fucking joke.

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 8:02am
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I suppose that's one way to tell the world that you are now (supposedly) a grown up...

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 8:20am
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I thought she had some class, but I guess I was wrong.

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 8:20am
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lawl

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 8:32am
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haha she just turned 18 and is already getting aboard the hoe-train. thats right emma. let the tart within manifest

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 8:34am
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hm...first, i was surprised...i really didn't see i coming from her, but then again, i can happen to anyone...(yeah, right)
and panties are - AWFUL!!!
c'mon girl...you could do so much better w/ all that money you have...
xD

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 8:38am
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Fuck these bitches and their harry pussies, shave it!

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 9:25am
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Are those panties or is that like part of the dress. Kinda dumb to have panties like that. What's the point?

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 9:54am
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European

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 9:59am
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You can't tell if this thing grown up her back or just a little winter wool. I'll eat it all day long she's hot.

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 10:08am
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LOL @ #33

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 10:15am
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The carpet doesn't match the curtains.

These beaver-flashing chicks know exactly what they're doing.

I just don't understand why.

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 11:10am
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If a woman goes out like this, she is depriving her man one of the great pleasures that happens later in the night. There are really three options:

1 - Slowly pulling her panties off of her body

2 - Just pulling them to the side and going for it

3 - Ripping them off

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 11:21am
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Looks fine to me...Prince Charles will be proud of the little whisker biscuit...might even want to be HER tampon, too.

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 12:20pm
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This is damned HOT! All of a sudden she ain´t that boring anymore, I just love hairy mufs, yummy!

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 1:00pm
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Beautiful! Not just the bush, but the legs and everything!

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 6:11pm
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can't believe i missed this...nice twatson...

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 8:58pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

girl knows how to make a statement
i better watch the next Harry Potter flick, there might be nipslips and upskirts of Hermione

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 2:21am
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Emma Watson is sexy and no she does not need to shave her pussy. It is proof she is now an adult.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 5:40am
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@ ninja

"nice twatson" almost made me spit my coffee. lol

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 6:17am
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OMG I LOVE THIS CHICK!! I'm a member of the "I love schlong" club and yet these pictures are DEFINITELY doing it for me. I love the fact that she has bush. Go Emma!

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 9:00pm
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A little fuzzy patch always feels good on the nose.

Why are so many people appalled by this? Some paparazzo stuck his camera up her skirt, and it's HER FAULT? It's not like she lifted her skirt and spread her legs! WTF? Is she supposed to wear shorts whenever she wears a skirt? Give the girl a break!

Shaved, neatly coiffed, or natural . . . it's a matter of personal preference. Your preference isn't necessarily the RIGHT one.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 9:10pm
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@ Matso. Yes, it's not her fault, but I mentioned she should wear a more elegant underwear exactly because of that. She must be aware of the fact they (paparazzi) do that.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 9:18pm
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Yeah, you've got a point, but . . . shouldn't she be able to wear whatever she wants to wear, without getting 'raked over the coals'? If the pap perv hadn't been 'laying in the gutter', waiting for the door to open, we'd never know WHAT she was wearing. I maintain she's not to blame: The public obsession with celebrity is to blame!

(guilty, as charged)

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 9:25pm
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Well, it should be like that...she should be able to wear whatever she wanted to, but she lives the Hollyweird life. Once people start being famous (therefore getting acquainted with paparazzi and their moves to take the "best" shot of them), they have to give up some of their liberties (like wearing sheer panties).

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 9:40pm
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Two sides of the same coin, me thinks:
'How it should be', and 'what it is'.
Bitching won't change anything, but I like to bitch.
:D

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 9:49pm
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Me too (sometimes*).

*What a blatant lie, it should be "many times".

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 9:54pm
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shave b4 u flash lol what the hell is wrong with these chicks showin there shit so trashy

Thursday, April 24th, 2008 @ 11:29pm
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emma or vanessa don't need to shave. wtf is wrong with people grossed out by a little pubic hair? grow the fcuk up and be men, it's a beautiful pussy.

Saturday, April 26th, 2008 @ 6:48pm
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^ it really is and i for one would love to plant my face in it, now more then ever..(Vanessa's too...)

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 6:29am
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Its funny when there flashing they pretend like they dont know whats goin on by looking in that direction I think harry potter is in that bush im not sure

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 11:39pm
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EMMA WATSON IS ONE OF THE UGLIEST GIRLS IN THE WORLD
DOES SHE EVEN OWN A RAZOR
MAN THATS FUKIN WEIRD PANTYS SHE
WEARIN
MAN I SHOULD GET SOME FOR MY GIRLFRIEND

Sunday, May 11th, 2008 @ 1:19am
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I wanna jerk off on her yummy yummy yummy pussy.

Mmmmmmmm... Nam nam.

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 1:53am
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#72, i don't think you have a girlfriend, enjoy your panties

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 2:05pm
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I´d lick every single one of those hairs... if I can get the jackpot at the end...

Sunday, May 18th, 2008 @ 9:34pm
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Striped "peek" panties FTW.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 9:52pm
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A little hair down there is all well in good... but when the hair looks like a nappy man's head (or we can make jokes that Harry is caught between your legs)... ummm Emma you will have a problem

Friday, June 27th, 2008 @ 12:26am
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you know,all girls have this and including boys also.
don't be too mean.
there's what we call "accidentaly"

can you please shut up!!

Saturday, July 19th, 2008 @ 5:31am
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whole lotta perverts and creeps here...poor gal,was trying to get out of tht damn benz cuz it was like 4.15 am or something and she was pissed.seriously..has anyone sat in a benz?!it's like the hardest thing to get out off if u wearing silk..smooth silk i add...and luckily she is trimmed.rather than shaved like some porn star or a 5 yr old...yikes!anyway,glad she wears panties,oughta wear proper ones..not see thru.she's still a fine young lady..and so classy.

Monday, July 28th, 2008 @ 11:40pm
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She really disappoint me. I used to think that she'll be sumthing in the future, but now she's just like another Hollywood sluts.

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008 @ 4:38am
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That white stuff on her thigh is a sign of female arousal, I think.

Friday, September 19th, 2008 @ 7:39pm
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What a lovely bush. I hope bush is making a comeback.

Thursday, October 9th, 2008 @ 10:48pm
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Hello everyone, i am a lezbian who thinks that emma watson is a fucking hot bitch!!!!
I want to see more of this fucking pussy!!!
I hope she shaves it soon

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 @ 4:18pm
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OMG
There was a lezbian at this site!!!!
I think that that is fucking hot
call me

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 @ 4:21pm
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i'd do her if she was my sister.

Sunday, January 18th, 2009 @ 2:51am
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Now that's what I call a Hairy Potter

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009 @ 2:45am
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how do you see the images and take of the brown bag

Monday, February 23rd, 2009 @ 7:21pm
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WOW !! I got a lil chubby on that one... Always thought she was a well natural beautiful gurl...and so is her natural bush.... yum Id marry her..... With all the paparattzzi it would be hard to keep your pantys hidden... shes good to have gone this long. I LovE IT

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 8:00am
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I like the panties

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009 @ 5:25pm
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Emma, shave your pussy and do a sex scene, you know you want to. It would probably cut down on your fake nude photos and rape fic's, and we all know you want that. So come on, get a shiek quatro, shave your hairy cunt, and fuck someone on screen.

Saturday, April 25th, 2009 @ 9:09pm
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yooo leave the fuckin girl alone...its just a fuckin pervert who took a picture of her pussy cuz he knows shes so nice and shes like da best actresss and i love her but he wanted to show her pussy...and whats all u guys problems talking about her hair...its better to have hair and be natural and hot like her than shaving it like those ugly ass fuckin porn stars...shes da hottest girl and shes a very good actress and if i had da chance to marry her i wld so leave her da fuck alone its not her fault and go fuck urselves

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 4:27am
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She's "DA" hottest girl,.....leave her "DA" fuck alone. Tell me bro, where you learn how spoke. DA GHETTO?

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 4:15pm
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in her defence, she has her knees together so she probably thinks her inner thighs will prevent people from being able to see her knickers. So they are sheer pants. Big deal, she's allwed to wear sexy underwear, at least shes not letting it all hang out like Britney did.

And on the subject of feminine topiary, hollywood waxes are scary. Who wants to be like a 9 yr old girl down there?

Monday, July 13th, 2009 @ 2:38pm
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Some American men are afraid of pubic hair. It's true.

Monday, July 13th, 2009 @ 2:48pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

As an American man, I 100% agree with you. I like a little hair. Not a forest, but enough to feel like I'm with a woman, and Chris Hansen won't be coming out and confronting me after I'm finished.

Monday, July 13th, 2009 @ 10:51pm
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memories......ALWAYS ON MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!! I see the picture!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 @ 12:56pm
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I agree with AlinaMaria.

Nothing wrong with feminine topiary!
It's natural and beautiful!

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 4:31pm
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