Eva Longoria - Bikini Pics From Italy!

Photo Credit: BAUER-GRIFFIN
I can just imagine Eva saying these photos were "altered" like Mischa claimed her fat ass photos.

Longoria Parker 'Not Pregnant'
Eva Longoria Parker's stylist has laughed off rumors the "Desperate Housewives" actress is pregnant, saying if she was with child, it would show in the size of her breasts.

He tells People.com, "I'm not her gynecologist, but I am her stylist. I see her naked. I see her boobs! That's the first place it would show, and it's not showing!" SF Gate

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i'm so confused right now... her body changed so much!!!

Lauren
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 12:59am
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She doesn't look that bad. C'mon

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 12:59am
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i didn't say she looked bad... BUT definitely different... she used to be so thin
good for her for putting on some weight... that's what happens when you vacation in italy... the food is too good!!! lol

Lauren
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 1:16am
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I second that!!! :)

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 9:51am
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She needs to drop a quick 5 pounds. Gettin a little belly.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 1:01am
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In pic 8 she has no belly. Sometimes when you're bending certain ways your tummy looks rounder. Either way she doesn't look bad. It's nice to see a actress with a little meat on her bones.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 1:05am
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Some pics look pretty good, some not so much. This just goes to show that although yes, she may have gained a few pounds recently, camera angles, lighting and photoshop can make or break a picture. We are so used to seeing celebs looking perfect that we freak when we notice that, omg, they have cellulite or wrinkles or acne when let's face it, they are human just like all of us gawking at their pics. I would hate to be a celeb just because of that fact right there.

Hallery
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 1:18am
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lol shes allergic to wedding rings. put 1 on her n she gets fat. typical!

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 3:10am
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lol shes allergic to wedding rings. put 1 on her n she gets fat. typical!

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 3:10am
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I might be in the minority for saying this, but I think she looks better now, she was a lil to thin before. and I agree with Hallery, she is being seen here in the worst possible lighting, harsh sun light, so really she doesn't have that much cellulite.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:06am
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"I'm not her gynecologist, but I am her stylist. I see her naked. I see her boobs! That's the first place it would show, and it's not showing!"

uncomfortable alert

concubine
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:36am
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I always thought this whore was only good for taking her from behind, now not even that, disgusting.

Mod
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:55am
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oh my god - i think she looks fine - least it shows she is human and everyone gets a bit of cellulite. good on her!

jessicarabbit08
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 6:16am
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She looks younger without make-up, but better with it. The tats are not cool. I'm surprised a woman as seemingly vain as her would get them.

Rhonda
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 7:14am
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Pope sweet Jesus! Lord have mercy!

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 7:18am
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Didn't Eva Longoria just get named to the All Star Game?

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 7:33am
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she put on a few pounds, and she has some cellulite--she always has. But what i dont like about her is A--she is not that pretty, but thinks she it. Abd B--she has a big dent in/on the left side of her nose. Just on one side, how does one get a dent on only ONE side of there nose. genetics? or more likely an f'd up nose job.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 7:48am
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THEIR nose--sorry. in a hurry.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 7:50am
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this is some confusing shit right here...in some pix, she looks disgusting, then in some, she looks fit...makes you question yourself and wonder how you look in the sun at certain angles

d55
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 8:04am
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Skinny fat! Her body is losing tone.. she needs to work out.

Bubble
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 8:09am
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I'm with you. She needs to tone up a bit, work on her posture and get a better fit on her bikini bottoms.

Tapper
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 8:27am
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lawl, she's so disgusting

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 8:21am
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holy mother fucker!

what the fuck is tony doing?! I see divorce in their near future...

Moe
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 8:37am
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I'm still working on buying a yacht. Have you ever seen pics of people not having a good time on a yacht? Why the fuck is yacht spelled "yacht"?

ACE
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 8:50am
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the real question is: Why the fuck are yachts so damn expensive?

fuck.

Moe
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 9:32am
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They're so expensive, so an average joe like myself can't buy one. It's just another way the rich and famous keep the average joe down.

ACE
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 9:45am
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Picture 5 is...interesting. Bitch needs to go to the gym, pronto. There is no reason for her to be so out of shape, unless of course she is pregnant.

Aisha P
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 8:58am
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This annoying little CUNT is still really good looking and worthy of me fucking her until she can't walk - or until she expends enough energy to loose those 5 pounds of fat, not hardly enough to complain about

OH, I loved the caption on Pic 5

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 9:25am
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i think its angles, not everyone can be perfect, maybe shes just been enjoying her food of late. Maybe she wants to be pregs so she ditched eating a hollywood diet and is now eating real food. I mean shes in her thirties isnt she? shes not going to look like a 12 yr old.

AlinaMaria
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 9:41am
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All the bad photos all seem to be when she is showering. In all the other photos she look like her in shape self.
I think some doctoring has been done.

Richard-Schlichting
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 10:01am
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Owww! #12 just a bit more leg lift please! Love the shower scenes..

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 10:04am
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Maybe its becaue these pictures are real and not the photoshopped we are used to seeing. I still like her!

Player
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 10:14am
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I think she looks fine

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 10:27am
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She iz disguzting! She used to look like a mouze but now I think that she looks like a hamster.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 10:56am
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I think she could be pregnant, she's usually super petite..pleaase who's going to believe her stylist? He probably has signed a million things on privacy etc

hula
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 11:05am
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36 comments and no one has called her a whore yet?! What happened to the Bastardly I used to know?

HCPolitico
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 11:22am
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Her lower half is still perfect. She just needs to do a few situps. Say, 130 a day. That's how many I do and that seems to work.

Anonymous Black Chick - ABC
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 12:17pm
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i dont think ive done that many sit ups ever. I have a gym membership but ive only been 3 times... to use the sauna.

AlinaMaria
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 12:22pm
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Seeing how sexy you look, you were just wasting your money to begin with.

Douche Baggery
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 3:05pm
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Eva is getting fat. I cannot believe I said that, but we are comparing her to her former self and she has quite the gut and flabby ass now. She has really let herself go since she got married. I wonder if she gets really fat from here?

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 12:20pm
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She's got a good pair of child-bearing hips on her. Maybe she IS pregnant. Her shape certainly proves she would have no trouble getting knocked up. No fertility treatments needed here!

Anonymous Black Chick - ABC
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 12:21pm
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okkkk THIS is what happens when skinny girls eat!!! she honestly probably just ate a big lunch or somethiing. girls with fast metabolisms who are naturally really tiny, get that exact tummy right after they eat. she didn't gain weight i don't think...she's eating.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 2:29pm
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The Frenchy must be punching himself in the balls now

Smacky
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 2:55pm
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these are the funniest pictures ever! i just hate this woman. she thinks she's the hottest thing on two legs and what has she ever even done, a crappy tv show! look at that flab, you're not hot eva!!

no comment
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:17pm
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some of the pics are fixed and some are not. she has cellulite and flab like most females,but i second what another guy here said before she was only worht taking from behind now not even that.
especially since she has her husband's name tatted on the back of her neck along with the other cheap looking tats.

Bitch is gross. skanky. ugly cheap and nasty. don't want none.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:38pm
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More cushion for the pushn'? AHAHAHAHAHA

MadMax
Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:55pm
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She is a middle aged woman who can still get some attention and nothing more. Not impressed.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 6:06pm
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that is one nasty ass

Sunday, July 13th, 2008 @ 11:12pm
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Looks like Tony Parker bought the top--She has really let herself go!!!

Monday, July 14th, 2008 @ 11:06am
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Thats gross!

One pic and I am off to barf!

Duder McVee
Friday, July 18th, 2008 @ 12:20pm
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She is so hot, even if she has gotten a little pudgy. I love to masturbate to her and would love for her to know that Timmy Flaherty loves to masturbate to Eva Longoria!!!

Sunday, December 28th, 2008 @ 9:35am
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she is mexican... they get fat realy fast never seen a cute mexican anyway

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 10:43pm
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