Eva Longoria & Mario Lopez @ Blackberry Bold Launch Party
Friday, October 31st, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
This whole "we're like totally bff" crap has got to stop already. Can't Tony Parker see through the smoke screen?!? Leave her ass!! She's only got a few more years tops on her desirable meter!!! She's already 33 years old and you're only 26 year old!!! Rather than be with a woman 7 years older than you, find yourself a girl that's 7 years younger than you!!!Read more in Bastardly Sexual Relations?, Dudes, Eva Longoria, Mario Lopez, Sluts & Whores
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Unless Mario is gay or her long lost brother, if I am Tony Parker I would be pissed. Unless of course they have an open marriage, afterall Tony Parker is in the NBA and you know there are groupies in every city.
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geez, give them a break... they are just probably just out for a chalupa, shopping for hot sauce or a copy of selena's greatest hits...
although, i wouldn't be surprised if his burrito was saying ola to her stinky quesadilla...
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I'm sure I'll be in the minority again, but I have always though that Eva is super sexy. I think she looks great, as always, and I bet she's a superfuck. In my experience, Latinas are the best at sex, no contest. You have to bring your A-game when you're porking them. You better be hard as a steel pole and ready to work your ass off. It's worth it, though. Get a Latina super wet and super hot and they say the hottest things during sex.
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She looks FUCKING SMOKING HOT
If Mario isn't HITTING THAT HARD, he's a Faggot
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He is undoubtedly gay, make no mistke of that. Just look at his gay 'career'; the lame semi metrosexual role he plays in news or entertainment. Gay as they come.
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He continues to get more beefier by the moment.... WTH, do you think he's doing it? Straight-up pumping? He seems to be bulking quite a bit or it just appears that way at least. I think it's an improvement personally.
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He was on Regis and Kelly this AM....he is soooooooooo on steroids. His arms were huge and all vein-d out. You ever see Stallone's arms? Thats what he looked like. Gross.
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Hmm...So it's impossible in your opinion to have a close female friend without fucking her?
For example, I've known this chick for about four years. She got married two years ago but we still hang out like we did before she got married....and NO we ain't fucking. She's attractive and everything, but I see her more as my sister.
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Because you're gay.
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because you dont understand what friendship is, what loyality is. because you are a dickhead
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They are both douchebags. They're obviously having sex, though I wouldn't be surprised if the perpetually Z-list AC Slater had some guys on the side.
Eva and Tony Parker will probably be divorced within the next year.
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@Claude Balls
You wish! No I'm not gay. All I'm saying it is possible to be close friends without fucking.
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She looks like the old woman you would like to seduce you.
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I never much cared for Eva. She comes off as a real cunt.
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Mario is hitting it and that's a good thing. I hate to see wasted poon. Eva is on the way down the hill so everybody that can needs to get some before it's too late.
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i think short hair ages her SO much and makes her look even more mouse-like
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