Eva Longoria's Bastardly Mic Holding Technique
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson

These snaps were taken in Mexico City to promote Magnum ice cream
Magnum is an ice cream brand owned by the British/Dutch Unilever company, and sold as part of the Heartbrand line of products in most countries. The original 1990 Magnum Classic consisted of a thick bar of vanilla ice cream on a stick, covered with white or dark chocolate, with a weight of 86 grams (120 ml). In 1994 the company also started selling Magnum ice cream cones, and in 2002 an ice cream sandwich.
In June 2006 Unilever announced that it had submitted an application to produce an "ice structuring protein" for use in ice cream. It prevents ice crystals developing in the ice cream during prolonged storage. This ingredient would be produced from genetically modified yeast, based on a gene from the ocean pout. Wiki
























Oh god Magnum ice cream rules...
So Unilever is making Ice 9 now?
Don't they also make soap? And butter? And shampoo? And like, everything else? As in 95% of the products you can see from your bed, desk, or toilet?
I'd love to talk more about this but some nice goose steppers from Umbrella Corp are walking up the driveway and I should really skip out.
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On topic: Eva is short and likely a whore.
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nice mic technique
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she looks a lot better with her beautyness
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Magnum is the best!
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Whore!
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