Eva Mendes & Scarlett Johansson: Today's Lesbian Sex Fantasy
Wednesday, December 10th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Last week we posed the question of which chick Samuel L. Jackson should have sex with. Well, Scarlett won, not overwhelmingly but a nice majority. These folks are promoting the hell out of this movie that all the travel and away from the US must be taking a toll on these 2 chicks. I mean, Scarlett is recently married and Eva is a freak. So you can only assume that they must be getting really close after these premieres and photocalls. I'm sure Scarlett's husband wouldn't mind if she was getting her sexual needs from Eva, as long as it was documented on video and Eva is a freak so she's down for whatever. They needs to get Paz Vega back in the mix for their panty raids.Read more in Babes, Bastardly Sexual Relations?, Eva Mendes, Lesbian Sex Fantasies, Scarlett Johansson
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Vanilla n chocolate....i always chooce chocolate..this time i'll go for vanilla....Scarlett is just to damn HOT...
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Am I the only one that things this blog is getting INSANELY slow? There are so many ads and other web addresses loading each time I refresh the page that it is taking forever. How about you lose some of the ads we never click on anyways?
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I was wondering why it was slow. So it's all the ads??? I agree...lose the ads.
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AND BRING BACK THE TRACKING TAB, DAMMIT!!!
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lets start the revolution...LESS ADS...i'm in!
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Ads? Where?
(Adblock plus. Use it).
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Way too many ads on these damn blogs. Time to move on I think...this place is getting obnoxious as hell with all the shit flashing on my screen and stuff. Plus the pages sometimes don't load and in my status bar it'll say that some other website address is trying to load something and its hung. Stupid!!
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Hey, they are deleting some of my comments complaining about how slow this blog is getting with all the ads. Next thing you know I will be banned!!
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Oops. My bad, the comments dissappeard temoprarily.
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So, they delete comments from someone complaining about their site, but keep comments personally attacking other posters? And, they do nothing about psychos posting other people's addresses? Hmm. Sounds like certain people in charge don't have their priorities straight.
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SSSHHHHH! DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW THINGS ARE RUN AROUND HERE...OR ELSE THE LACKEYS WILL COME AND INSULT YOU....
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Oh shit! I had a momentary lapse of sanity.
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Yes.
Now let's go back to pretending that everything is fine and there's no clear cut hierachy here.
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I have regained my senses. Thanks for catching that. Could have been ugly. Phew!
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Let's go back to blasting stupid celebrities.
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UhM? HELLO?!!! Insanely sexy celebrity chicks stand before us on our computer screens and we're complaining about ADS flashing on the margins of our monitors? What have the bastards of moejackson.com come to? Don't worry Scarlett, I see you. =P
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over- rated
srry
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one might even say ..ugly
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one might even say ..ugly
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Duuude you can keep your trugly ladies . I swear i'll take enough of Samuel L. Jackson for the lot of us. promise. 4 keeps!
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