Fashion Rating: Audrina Patridge in a Green Zebra Print Dress
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: DAVE/ZFI/bauergriffinonline.comAudrina Has Self-Respect. Rejects bastard Joe Francis.
Even though her modeling past includes racy nudie pics, it appears even a big-money offer from Girls Gone Wild svengali Joe Francis to do something similar for his T&A company isn’t enough to entice the Hills star.
Francis reportedly tried to talk business with Patridge at last night’s five-year anniversary party for Dolce restaurant in Los Angeles, but he didn’t get very far.
“Tell her I’m legit,” Francis was heard repeating to mutual friends. [E! Online]
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No hips, no ass...just HUGE fake boobs and big ass bucked teeth.
I'm sorry but its hard for my to find this hot.
She should stick to jeans at least they give the illusion of curves.
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Yeah she is top heavy in pic 6. She could easily smooth the teeth down but she is young and cute so that counts for a lot. Once that has gone away she will be left with very little.
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Neck down to the thigh (everything that's covered with this dress) is hot. But her face, the cankles, all ooglay.
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and my fashion rating is 10 because I like this dress shirt thing.
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jennyla, I wish I were you so I could I kill myself, because unfortunately you were not strangled at birth.
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Those flip flops are a definite deal breaker.
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Joe Francis, legit? Please!
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Flip flops should be illegal.
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I would love to help her test out the shocks on that Mercedes by railing her in it.
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That is actually a top from H&M...? Am I right?
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Ass does a body good and she could really use one.
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Hmm. She looks like she's had her boobs done recently. And the outfit would be much better had she not worn $3 Wal-Mart flip-flops, geesh.
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shes hot, but wearing that crap 3$ of flip flops, ow! that kills everyone down!!!
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