Fashion Rating: Eva Herzigova @ "Che" Premiere, Cannes
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 early in the evening, before sex by Moe

Not to be mean or anything, but Eva Herzigova's looking much older than 35 in the face. Her strategy behind the dress & the crazy bling around her neck is very simple: Keep the attention off her face.
Here's a Eva history lesson:
Herzigová was born in Litvínov, Czech Republic, and she began her modeling career after winning a modeling beauty contest in Prague in 1989, at the age of sixteen. After arriving in Paris she became a popular supermodel. Her first important appearance was the Miss Wonderbra campaign in 1990s. She was also featured in the Guess? Jeans advertisements and was dubbed the "Marilyn of the 1990s." She has also appeared in the Victoria's Secret catalog and Sports Illustrated. She was a member of Thomas Zeumer's Metropolitan Models.[1] Herzigová has also appeared in several movies. She posed nude for Playboy in August 2004. In 2006 she was Venus at the 2006 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony. [Wiki]

























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She wasn't hot in her prime.
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Ok, so that black pair of lace curtains she is wearing detracts attention away from her old looking slightly fugly face for a second. But only a second. What the fuck happened? Didn't she use to be pretty?
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bad outfit but eva is amazing
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Pic 7 says it all. What a horrible forgettable profile, not mimicking Simon Cowell mind you. A never was trying again.
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I don't really see any close ups of her face to show that she looks older than 35. Did I miss something?
I was never a fan of her face anyway but she has always had a great body.
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I have long questioned the validity of the alleged ages of models from eastern europe. Much like Basball players from latin america, it behooves models to say they are younger than they are. For the Easter European (and Russian) models, the come from areas where birth documentation is not great, especially from the time of the demise of the USSR.
For a lot of these models from the ages of 14 or 15 they are virtually indistinguisable from models even a decade older. So if you were really 20, why not say you were actually 15 or 16. The fashion industry (and movies/entertainment) likes the "upside" of a hottie who has perhaps a decade or more to be an earner, as opposed to a 20+ year old who may only have a couple of years left in the tank.
I have always thouth Eva, hottie though she still is, is actually far older than she states.
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another bitch that is going through mid-life crisis...what is wrong with these people? dont they see how pathetic they are? she is trying to prove she still has it...wow...so sad
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her ass is as flat as the back of my hand so not sure why she thought showing off her ass was going to boost her ego
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Patrick - You make a good point. She may be older than 35 and I think a lot of models and actresses lie about their ages. Who can blame them, really? It's their livelihood and they have more earning potential if they start younger, or are perceived as younger anyway.
By the way, Eva's Playboy pics were really, really great.
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Isn't she past her "best before date"?
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that would be a really pretty dress if it had something to cover her no-ass and legs
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I just have a feeling that Eva's a total freak behind closed doors...she just spews that vibe, that's all
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She'd have to be a freak behind closed doors because she really doesn't have anything else to fall back on.
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Starting to look like a low-rent Milla Jovovich styled by Glenn Close.
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I'd love to see Sally Kirkland in that dress.
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Isn't Sally Kirkland 150 yrs old?
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Oooh, Che. A movie about a retarded commie who killed innocent people. Not enough blacks in the movie.
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HOCK TOOEY.. Looks like one of my ex-wives, so bleh...
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and now, I am gonna go to this bullshit website @19 and load their ass up with bullshit profiles.. be back later
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