Fashion Rating: Hilary Swank @ Joyful Heart Foundation Gala
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
These were snapped in New York CityHilary Swank has has closeted lesbian lover written all over her.
Hilary Ann Swank (born July 30, 1974) is a two-time Academy Award-winning American actress. Her Hollywood film career began with a small part in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) and then a major part in The Next Karate Kid (1994), where she played Julie Pierce, the first female protégé of the sensei Mr. Miyagi. She has become known for her two Academy Award-winning performances: first as Brandon Teena, a transgender man in the movie Boys Don't Cry, and a struggling waitress-turned-boxer, Maggie Fitzgerald, in Million Dollar Baby. [Wiki]
























Her face is much worse than her outfit. At least her clothes can be changed several times each day. I'll never understand how she's made it in an industry that is focused so much on looks. Must be a huge talent as an actress.
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She's not conventionally pretty...but goddamn is she an AMAZING actress.
Cute shoes, too.
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I agree with #1 & 2
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my god. she's looks YEARS older than 33-34.
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yeah, it's good to see a good actor win the day over just generic 'hotness' on occassion. yay ! :)
and yes i'm ugly.thank you...
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I fucking loved her in Boys Dont Cry. She made a sexy transman! She should go for that look permanently. Butch things up a bit more. Brandon Teena was hot!
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I don't think it's fair to be hyper-critical of the looks of women with incredible talent, whether a musician like Alicia Keys or an actress like Hillary Swank.
Hillary Swank is an amazing actress with an uplifting life story. I think she looks fine, but even if not I wouldn't criticize her.
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The lady's an amazing actress; looks fade a hell of a lot faster than talent. She looks fine to me but I'm just saying.
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oh, come on! this is bastardly! nobody is safe...
first of all... WTF is with up with the hair cut? i know it ain't... but it looks like standard army issue.
she can act, has a descent bod... nice legs too even. but damn, the woman needs the brownbag accessory...
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In a few recent movies, her hair was a little longer and she looked a lot more feminine , I gotta agree with Moe, she probably is a Closet Lez.
This blonde butch look... no thanks (remember folks looks are superficial, but they make the first impression)
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This bitch makes Hillary Clinton look hot.
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Talent? Who cares? This isn't the Acting Talent Review Website, it's the Bastardly! Even during that period after all the hype surrounding playing a girl disguised as a guy, when she tried to look as feminine as possible, she was unattractive. She's always been unattractive, and will always be unattractive. It doesn't say anything about her talent. I think Judi Dench is pretty awesome on screen, but I sure as hell DON'T want to see her with her clothes off!
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Does anybody remember when she was in Karate Kid? She was really pretty then.
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Yep, I remember. Nope, she was ugly then as well.
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you know this woman makes a lot of money, she's a great actress. so, there's no excuse for her not to hire a stylist. it doesn't even have to be a stylist, all she has to do is find someone with an ounce of common sense to tell her not to cut her hair like a lesbian and not to dress like an old fucking lady. (maybe the hair is for a movie though)
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Dear god. Why do women cut their hair THAT short??? It's a fact, or so I've heard, that guys prefer long hair to short hair.
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YUCK!!! UGLY-ASS-MAN!!!!
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"it's a fact, or so i've heard". don't those two statements contradict each other?
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^^wtf?? You know what I meant. Not my fault you have short hair, whoever you are
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Pamela, when it comes to Women's hair, it all depends on the woman.
Some look REALLY REALLY GOOD with short hair, or some look like total lezbo's like this chick.
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She is a lesbian just like Jodie Foster, i think.
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her haircut is making her look old.
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I'm with Pamela on this, very few women look better with boyishly short hair. Short hair makes women look older and more masculine, and should be reserved for dykes and old women.
Hilary needs to grow it out. But that's as far as I will criticize Hilary Swank, dammit!
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she's ugly
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I don't think long hair would save that mug.
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SHE WAS BORN IN 1974??? NO WAY, MORE LIKE 1944!! SHE LOOKS GOOD FOR A WOMAN IN HER 60'S.
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she looks like her ex chad lowe in these pics.
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I agree with mcperve and Pam
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I think she looks like Jamie Lee Curtis in her new commercials (I can't remember if they're drug or yogurt commercials). But Curtis is almost old enough to be Swank's mother. Swank should be trying to get as much mileage from her still almost young days as possible, and lose the old lady (or dike) hair ASAP! Save this hairstyle for when she's actually old.
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I'd fuck her Doggie while she eats Pussy ......... and not complain at all.
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TERRIBLE haircut on her.
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