Fat Friday: Adele Adkins Needs To Lose Some Weight
Friday, August 1st, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: ROCHA/bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped earlier today in London.
And the Wiki says...
Adele Laurie Blue Adkins (born 5 May 1988 in Enfield, North London),[1] known professionally as Adele, is an English jazz singer. Adele has described her musical style as "heartbroken soul".[2] She is the first recipient of the Brit Awards Critics' Choice, which was given to artists who, at the time, had yet to release an album. She debuted at number one with her Mercury Prize nominated debut album 19 in the UK album chart and has since then been certificated platinum with sales over 500,000 copies. [Wiki]
ooo wow, got some real bad pictures of her!!! lol seen worse tho still
BIG up my fellow Brit Chick though, much props to her...least she aint cracked out like another Brit kid we all know and wanna throw in a hot bath and scrub with bleach *cough* Amy *cough cough*.
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The road in pic 3 was flat before she walked on it.
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sorry #4
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thats cold man, real cold lol
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Omg... redhaired AND fat??? Must be a living hell.
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EWWW! I bet she has one hairy, smelly, greasy crease. I'd rather fuck Kelly Osbourne.
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Adelle Adkins...how very similar to 'Atkins'.. the irony..
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for those who have never been to the UK, you should know this is what a typical british girl looks like.
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SAYGUNGWA!!
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what is really sad is that most chicks who call adriana lima and other really hot chicks on here ugly look like that lol
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I actually like her voice and songs. But she IS a big cow. If you ever see her promo pics, they're all taken from the chin up. It's hilarious!
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at least she lets us know when the opera is over....
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with a fat red muff like that... i bet it looks like she has carrot top in a leg hold...
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with those ballerina shoes and her weight... i bet stepping on a pebble is like being stabbed with an icepick...
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fuck that blue hand john...not all british chicks look like Adele...trusssssstttt
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hey and shes not an american, imagine that
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That's a nice fatty.
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Hmm.
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It must suck to be so fat, but it looks like she's just lazy. I mean, she's a number 1 artist in the uk, im sure she can afford gym membership or a personal trainer and healthy food and shit. Theres no excuse for her to be a fatass.
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Wow i cant believe what a bitch you are... you just made yourself look likea total effin idiot. she obviously has no time and you should know that duh!! shes recording, touring, doing shows, doing media, having to deal with wardrobe, hair, makeup... etc thier is no time for her to do the gym, shes on such a high right now that she is so goddamn busy! so how the fuck is she lazy! maybe its a conditon did you ever hear of the condtion where you just keep gaining weight because you have a water retain based condition, i have a friend who has that and if she didnt she would be so thin.. its not her fault, but shes still gorgeous. also people have thyroid problems etc!!
im so happy you waisted your fucking time telling these people that she fat.. good for you, im sure youll make it far in life with that additude good luck cause karmas is gunna kick you so fucking hard in your flat skinny saggy ass.
from: a girl, who hates ppl with bad tudes!! xox
to bad i had to waist my time here schoolin' you!
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Why attack me personally, 'Lauralee'?! Aw, are you a fatty too?! Thats too bad for you:( Hey, dont let it get you down when cruel assholes call you a fatass. Im sure its just a 'thyroid problem'. PS, learn to spell you illiterate cow! Toodles!!xxx
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Why does a professional singer smoke? That seems so dumb.
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Lol fuck you're all sad cunts.
Bet all of you are either;
1. fat.
2. ugly.
3. both.
So before you judge anyone, go look in a mirror you narcissistic pricks.
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well tom waits smokes and it obviously affects him, but hes one of the most recognized singers in the world
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You are an awful, fucking terrible person, whoever posted these pictures, and so is anyone who is making fun of her.
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is her ass fat or flat?
and I wonder if winehouse's weight loss planm would actually work for her... for a week or so...
she's like some fat girls... she might be pretty, but won't drop that twinkie...
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i wonder why skinny folks like justin timberlake promote McDonalds, but real customers (like her) don't...
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imagine all the burps you'd endure, whilst walking behind her for a block or so...
"smells like doughnuts, lobster and chili... at the same time!!!"...
"wait, now I'm detecting a subtle clam chowder with a pickle in the middle smothered in blu cheese with a freshly roasted marshmallow (pink one)..."
"smells like a whopper and a big mac combined... with a half mr. pibb and half dr. pepper afterburp..."
in lieu of drug dealers, she has restaurant scouts...
just kidding. I think she's cute... not shit...
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wots rong wid u pplz?
adele is gorgeous!
she has an amazing voice and is actually a rly nice gurl.
who cares wot she looks like? how does it effect ure lives?
lol jeeeze ....u lot need to get a life and mayb get off ure lazy ass's and loose sum weight!
newho! U GO ADELE!
ure beautiful
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I cant believe you guys would act so retarded.. it peeves me off.
im glad that she can be who she wants, so who cares what she weighs i think shes gorgeous.
she makes me feel good. its good to see a girl who doesnt weigh 60 pounds and is drinking out of a big nasty bottle of alcohol, or cracked out... shes is so refreshing.
good for her! i hope she makes it far and she seems very sweet!!
xox to adele?
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Right on sister! Preach it to the choir! 'Big girls, you are beautiful!'
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The lot of you need to go take a good long hard look in the mirror; as does the asshole who posted these pics.
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Well I think she's gorgous, and it's a travesty that the only pics of her body available on tinternet are on here.
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OMG you guys are so f***ing Mean.
i bet that no one of you guys are Skinny !!!!!!!!!!!
And Yeah she is fat but at least she made it to the top. try to do the same, even if your skinny i bet you can't!!!!
she has a great voice and what do you guys have?
---> nothing.
B.A.I.T.C.H.E.S!!
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