Fat Kelly Clarkson Needs A ThighMaster & Lots of Liposuction!


Snapped during her performance at the Carling Academy in Glasgow, United Kingdom

Competition: Win tickets to Kelly Clarkson gig
So if you want the chance to go backstage and meet the down-to-earth girl from Fort Worth, Texas, then all you have to do to enter is answer this question: What song did Clarkson sing to win the final of American Idol?
Send your answers to: Kelly Clarkson Competition, Gavin Allen, South Wales Echo, Thomson House, Havelock Street, Cardiff CF10 1XR. Remember to include a daytime phone number along with your name and address. The closing date for entries is Monday, March 24. The usual terms and conditions apply. [IC Wales]


I don't know why, but I have a feeling there's a lot of great food backstage...

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C'mon Moe, thick chicks need loving too! I'd hit it... the fact that I'm a douche has a lot to do with it, but still, I'd tap that ass.

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 9:13pm
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3679 DIGS vs 5925 HATER ALERTS vs 123 DIRTY ALERTS
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Douche, how old are you? :)

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 9:15pm
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61 DIGS vs 97 HATER ALERTS vs 1 DIRTY ALERTS
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YUK!!! This bitch needs to lose WEIGHT FAST......... what a DISGRACE!!!!!!

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 9:15pm
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3679 DIGS vs 5925 HATER ALERTS vs 123 DIRTY ALERTS
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Damage, how old are you ? :)

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 9:17pm
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I would tap any ass because of my low standards, but that doesn't change the fact she is fat.

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 9:27pm
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614 DIGS vs 95 HATER ALERTS vs 2 DIRTY ALERTS
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fatty cake

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 9:28pm
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23 DIGS vs 13 HATER ALERTS vs 0 DIRTY ALERTS
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Pam, I'm old enough to give you the fuck of your life. You're skinny, I'm 195 of well put and chiselded muscles. I'd fuck you brains out so hard that you'd reconsider being anorexic.

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 9:33pm
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23 DIGS vs 13 HATER ALERTS vs 0 DIRTY ALERTS
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(I'm 6'2) There's not an Oz of fat in my body. Well I probably have 6% body fat percentage at most.

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 9:34pm
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I forgot that you were a dude though Pam. My bad lol.

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 9:35pm
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127 DIGS vs 30 HATER ALERTS vs 3 DIRTY ALERTS
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this shit is just disgusting

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 9:36pm
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Me no dude

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 9:47pm
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23 DIGS vs 13 HATER ALERTS vs 0 DIRTY ALERTS
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U sure Pam? Or should I call you Paman?

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 10:01pm
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3679 DIGS vs 5925 HATER ALERTS vs 123 DIRTY ALERTS
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Why do you say such things? You will see me soon and then you'll know for real ;)

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 10:04pm
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16 DIGS vs 1 HATER ALERTS vs 0 DIRTY ALERTS
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I like a girl with some meat on her bones and I have done some I am not proud of, but she is getting beyond my low standards! I would like to spend a year toning her ass up and teaching her to skip the creamy dressing unless it is coming out of me!

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 11:08pm
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I'm still not seeing how she's fat...
I think she's beautiful and that voice makes up for her poor style.

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 11:10pm
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74 DIGS vs 85 HATER ALERTS vs 3 DIRTY ALERTS
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Nasty shit. It scares me... Makes me want to hurl up the BK I just had so I don't end up looking like that.

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 11:21pm
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I'd smash this pig while I would be thinking of Carrie Underwood. We would listen to Fantasia during our smash fest and then afterwards I would kick Ruben Studdard and Taylor Hicks ass!

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 11:29pm
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"It puts the lotion in the basket."
- J. Gumb

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 11:41pm
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0 DIGS vs 5 HATER ALERTS vs 0 DIRTY ALERTS
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wasnt she always a bit.. thick...

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008 @ 12:32am
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shes alright, shes still pretty.

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008 @ 1:05am
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I don't usually go for the ultra thin chicks, but she is getting a bit big. Ah, well. I'm sure she could lose it if she wanted to.

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008 @ 1:25am
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Blame her sponsor, vitamin water's new owner, coca-cola, ever sense coca bought Glaceau(vitamin water) for $4.1 billion they've added crystalline fructose(as well as cane sugar), that shit will get you fat, make you write terrible rhymes and get you traded to the Phoenix Suns. peace

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008 @ 4:08am
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309 DIGS vs 44 HATER ALERTS vs 1 DIRTY ALERTS
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I don't mind her chubbieness so much as the fact that - away from professional makeup - she's quite a fug. Just see any pic of her taken off-stage. Future fat, basset-faced, mid-western housewife.

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008 @ 4:30am
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she seems a little fat!

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008 @ 4:51am
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She's on the heavy side, definitely, but who cares? Whatever makes her happy... She's not a model or anything, so she doesnt HAVE to be skinny.
If I were here though, I'd try to loose some weight. I wouldn't feel comfortable when I'd be that chubby.

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008 @ 7:02am
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595 DIGS vs 122 HATER ALERTS vs 28 DIRTY ALERTS
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I'd bend her over the arm of a sofa and fuck the shit out of her. Something speedy where I could see the product of my efforts right away. Then I'd smack her ass and chuckle at the great story I could tell the boys at the office.

Take her to dinner? Uh, pass. Mrs. Tapper does a great Miss Piggy. Don't need to duplicate her efforts with this cow.

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008 @ 7:34am
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she's alright. not a stick, but not really in shape, though i wouldn't call her fat. kind of average.

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008 @ 9:10am
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151 DIGS vs 68 HATER ALERTS vs 1 DIRTY ALERTS
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There's a Rachel Ray in her fighting to get out. I think she's cute, I'm sure it's tuff for those short thick women to keep it together. I think her music sucks she's a screamer,my daughter loves her though.

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008 @ 9:21am
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Lovely curves....jk... thats one fatty!!!! The fact that she's what 5 ft makes it look worse.

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008 @ 9:57am
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008 @ 10:55am
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9554 DIGS vs 5366 HATER ALERTS vs 249 DIRTY ALERTS
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Hm. I'll take her over that Stepford Wives looking bitch Carrie Underwood anyday of the week.

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008 @ 10:58am
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you guys are all superficial pricks who need to grow up

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009 @ 10:02pm
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