Fat Kelly Clarkson Needs A ThighMaster & Lots of Liposuction!

C'mon Moe, thick chicks need loving too! I'd hit it... the fact that I'm a douche has a lot to do with it, but still, I'd tap that ass.

Douche, how old are you? :)

YUK!!! This bitch needs to lose WEIGHT FAST......... what a DISGRACE!!!!!!

Damage, how old are you ? :)

I would tap any ass because of my low standards, but that doesn't change the fact she is fat.

fatty cake

Pam, I'm old enough to give you the fuck of your life. You're skinny, I'm 195 of well put and chiselded muscles. I'd fuck you brains out so hard that you'd reconsider being anorexic.

(I'm 6'2) There's not an Oz of fat in my body. Well I probably have 6% body fat percentage at most.

I forgot that you were a dude though Pam. My bad lol.

this shit is just disgusting

Me no dude

U sure Pam? Or should I call you Paman?

Why do you say such things? You will see me soon and then you'll know for real ;)

I like a girl with some meat on her bones and I have done some I am not proud of, but she is getting beyond my low standards! I would like to spend a year toning her ass up and teaching her to skip the creamy dressing unless it is coming out of me!

I'm still not seeing how she's fat...
I think she's beautiful and that voice makes up for her poor style.

Nasty shit. It scares me... Makes me want to hurl up the BK I just had so I don't end up looking like that.

I'd smash this pig while I would be thinking of Carrie Underwood. We would listen to Fantasia during our smash fest and then afterwards I would kick Ruben Studdard and Taylor Hicks ass!

"It puts the lotion in the basket."
- J. Gumb

wasnt she always a bit.. thick...

shes alright, shes still pretty.

I don't usually go for the ultra thin chicks, but she is getting a bit big. Ah, well. I'm sure she could lose it if she wanted to.

Blame her sponsor, vitamin water's new owner, coca-cola, ever sense coca bought Glaceau(vitamin water) for $4.1 billion they've added crystalline fructose(as well as cane sugar), that shit will get you fat, make you write terrible rhymes and get you traded to the Phoenix Suns. peace

I don't mind her chubbieness so much as the fact that - away from professional makeup - she's quite a fug. Just see any pic of her taken off-stage. Future fat, basset-faced, mid-western housewife.

she seems a little fat!

She's on the heavy side, definitely, but who cares? Whatever makes her happy... She's not a model or anything, so she doesnt HAVE to be skinny.
If I were here though, I'd try to loose some weight. I wouldn't feel comfortable when I'd be that chubby.

I'd bend her over the arm of a sofa and fuck the shit out of her. Something speedy where I could see the product of my efforts right away. Then I'd smack her ass and chuckle at the great story I could tell the boys at the office.

Take her to dinner? Uh, pass. Mrs. Tapper does a great Miss Piggy. Don't need to duplicate her efforts with this cow.

she's alright. not a stick, but not really in shape, though i wouldn't call her fat. kind of average.

There's a Rachel Ray in her fighting to get out. I think she's cute, I'm sure it's tuff for those short thick women to keep it together. I think her music sucks she's a screamer,my daughter loves her though.

Lovely curves....jk... thats one fatty!!!! The fact that she's what 5 ft makes it look worse.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O

Hm. I'll take her over that Stepford Wives looking bitch Carrie Underwood anyday of the week.

you guys are all superficial pricks who need to grow up