Flashback 2002: Christina Aguilera @ VH1 Big 02 Awards

HOT!

so classy

She used to be so cute. Hard to believe the girl from Genie in a Bottle is the Dolly Parton lookalike we've been seeing lately.

I have to say I dig some y'all posters a lot more than some of those those dreadfully boring, Icelandic people. In order to be fun here, people have to be drugged up, by my opinion. At least smoke pot

A Coversation Between Mr and Mrs. Whizz

"Everytime I see a picture of her I get so freaking hard."
"She's a whore."
"Better a whore than a fat, lazy luck like you."
"Pass the sugar."
"You're eating a piece of cake."
"I like to put sugar on my cake. They don't put enough sugar in it."
"Oh, I'd love to suck on her sweet nipples."
"Maybe you should go buy yourself a whore."
"Can I use some of the money in our savings?"
"Do it and I'll divorce you."
"Fine with me."
"And I'm taking the kid."
"Like hell you are. She's half mine."
"You'll never find us."
"I'll tell my dad. He'll find you."
"Your dad likes to suck big fat cock. I need a glass of milk."
"That Jordan Bratman is one lucky motherfucker."
"Better looking than you."
"Who isn't."
"I can't think of anyone."
"Yeah, like you're a real prize."
"Best you've ever been with."
"You were cute when I met you. What happened?"
"I took one look at you pencil dick and told myself I didn't have anything to live for and since that moment I've been committing slow suicide by carbohydrate."
"I bet she keeps her shoes on while they're doing it."
"So do I."
"You were Crocs."
"Beggars can't be choosers. I'm still hungry."
"Stick some fruit in your flapper."
"No thanks. I gave you a blowjob last week."

Notes towards resolving the D55 capular conundrum — or: It is a terrible thing, to lose one´s head.

After intensive reflection and profound pondering, and having consulted most of the world´s leading experts in many and varied related fields of inquiry — disaappointingly, it must be said, and not surprisingly, for it is of course a well-known datum that when two Experts meet, they inevitably divide into at least three schools of thought— and having furthermore reviewed all the available data relevant to the issue at hand, which was then subjected to even further scrutiny in order to remove any possible, reasonable or even totally irrational doubt regarding the final conclusion, We have at last come to the end of our deliberations and can present the result.

All the available and imaginable evidence indicates clearly that the person pictured in exhibit A — polychromatic photographic image of the subject under investigation— , has a detachable head. The head is capable of functioning autonomously while seperated from body and the normally lifesustaining organs thereof. The head, while detached, needs neither nourishment in solid og liquid form, nor does it require the body in order to ambulate freely. The head-deprived body however, is blind, deaf and dumb, being merely a bundle of organs and bones without any cognitive abilities or funtions at all. The head, while in it´s more superior detached state, has without doubt the power to remotely control and steer it´s cerebrally challenged bipedal half, employing it´s admittedly quite useful two frontal appendages as tools or to manipulate other, external tools; for example a sewing machine.
The head must obviously have some form of independent mobility, in order to maintain the telepathic controllink with the body, as the latter is on occasion called upon to perform various tasks, which necessitate its horizontal displacement over often considerable distances.
We have determined that the head solves this problem in the following way:
As soon as the head is detached from the neck, six to eight (the experts disagree) arachnoidal, metallic legs emerge from the head´s neck-stub, supporting the head approximately five inches above the ground, and providing the necessary motile capability — which is insofar superior to the body´s manouverability that the "arachnoid-head" is not limited to moving along horizontal surfaces, but can freely clamber around on vertical surfaces with an incline of up to and including 15 °.

The exact technical specifications of this phenomenon remain under investigation and are not to be divulged to the public at large.

how did this suddenly turn into a tranny?? because really, she looks like crap now.
but like.. scary crap.

@ #7 - So what you are saying is that d55 has a detachable head, which has mechanical spider-legs. Of course! That explains everything!

I don't understand why someone would want to dress like this unless they're a hooker of course.

wtf @ 7!

It's scary how many psychopaths (like #7) are roaming around freely among us.

Does she look like a tranny here?

shanky hell hot back in 2002!!!

Yes, I must say I really like her hair in 2002, and well, just everything about her in those pics. Like her skankyness.

She used to be super hot. Now she's fat and her boobs are disgusting.

Pam, if the brakes on your car failed on you while you were driving on a winding mountain road Id laugh my ass off. Just sayin

@#17 - What is your major malfunction??

the implants are so unnecessary on her. implants in general are pretty damn stupid. stay natural ladies!

this was when she was hott!!!!

agree with ^19:)

did #7 write all that for me and about me? all i read was the first couple lines since i saw my nick...man, you've got skills...use it to write some fiction or something...you'd make money using that crazy imagination of yours

having said that, x-tina is extra hideous here

actually, I did read it all just now and am quite amused...you even got me LOL...see, if you are gonna stalk me, do it like that...intelligently...sure, i'd still think you're not ok in the head but at least I'd respect your capablity of amusing me...and i'd like your use of big words

capability*

"As soon as the head is detached from the neck, six to eight (the experts disagree) arachnoidal, metallic legs emerge from the head´s neck-stub, supporting the head approximately five inches above the ground, and providing the necessary motile capability — which is insofar superior to the body´s manouverability that the "arachnoid-head" is not limited to moving along horizontal surfaces, but can freely clamber around on vertical surfaces with an incline of up to and including 15 °."

LMAO!!!!

I really don't think you should take what nr. 7 wrote as a compliment...

page 4 makes me want to slap her silly

She used to be so hot. What did she do to herself??

she doesn't look like a tranny, you're all just jealous